What's the most non conformist thing you did today?

badabing106

I shot a street merchant in the face with an elephant gun because I didn't like the cut of his jib

the evasion_kid

Jaywalking.. Rebel all the way

Pac1Man

I changed the radio over to AM.

Boom_Bap

Instead of trying to fold a fitted sheet, I just balled it up and tossed it into the hot press.

Ruu

Walked down a one way street. Fup yew!!

ScumLord

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Jaywalking.. Rebel all the way

Pft, ravenwalking is what all the cool kids are doing.

Tipperary Fairy

Didn't shower

not yet

Ordered a big, fat hairy steak in a veggie restaurant, jayaus you should have seen the look I got..

Oh and drank red wine with fish.

MRnotlob606

snuck into an old graveyard

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Shared a shower
Didn't wash my own hair
Had Fanta and apple Danish for breakfast

AnonoBoy

Loitered.

Didn't wash my hands.

Didn't use the other door.

Touched the wet paint.

Rollerbladed.

Entered.

Ran.

Stood on the grass.


Basically had a '**** you signs I won't do what you tell me' day.

Dr Crayfish

Broke a few traffic lights on my bike

Dr Crayfish

not yet wrote: »

Ordered a big, fat hairy steak in a veggie restaurant, jayaus you should have seen the look I got..

Oh and drank red wine with fish.

I think the veggie restaurant need to review their principles

AnonoBoy

Dr Crayfish wrote: »

Broke a few traffic lights on my bike

I did the same with a crowbar.

Alf Stewart.

Didn't shake me member after a beer smelling whizz.

Its like there's a map of India on the front of me khaki shorts now.

Agricola

Ordered at the counter in a cafe with table service. They asked me to take a seat, but I ordered anyway cos that's just how I roll.

Carlos Orange

Dr Crayfish wrote: »

Broke a few traffic lights on my bike

Would it not be more non conformist to stop?

FTA69

Persuaded a group of essential workers at a prestigious university to go on strike.

Dr Crayfish

psinno wrote: »

Would it not be more non conformist to stop?

Nah, you'd be surprised the amount of idiots that just stand there even though there's no cars coming for a mile each way.

GLaDOS

I shaved, which apparently is unusual these days

not yet

ScienceNerd wrote: »

I shaved, which apparently is unusual these days

You a burd..?

GLaDOS

not yet wrote: »

You a burd..?

Nope, human.

badabing106

I. Walked the wrong way around IKEA

stimpson

badabing106 wrote: »

I. Walked the wrong way around IKEA

You monster!

stampydmonkey

Parked in space reserved for office folk only.

Drove out of the car park the wrong way #daredevil

I opened an envelope with the instruction "Please tear along the dotted lines" with a scissors.

andekwarhola

Nothing.

I conformed vigorously all day.

badabing106

Yesterday. I threw 6 brown bottles into the green bottle section

s4uv3

Parked on the street for five hours even though the max you're allowed is two hours.
#fulltimemadbastard

I just remembered another one. One of the doors in my building has a sign that asks those who enter to "Please Close Door Quietly". And I didn't.

Sometimes I'm surprised at how much of a badass I really am.

davmol

Picked my nose with my left hand while scratching my balls with my right.

badabing106

Pissed in the sink

Cee-Jay-Cee

Farted as I walked past my bosses office door.

refusetolose

told the girl in turas nua that i dont give a f*** what she does

Ayuntamiento

Took study leave, didn't study, spent entire day in bed hugging a cat.

Ayuntamiento

*hugging MY cat I'd like to clarify

endacl

Ruu wrote: »

Walked down a one way street. Fup yew!!

Which way?

Pherekydes

I unblocked my neighbours' sewer, without even asking them. Just opened their gate and went in, opened their shore and broke up a huge lump of I don't know what.

Pherekydes

Pherekydes wrote: »

I unblocked my neighbours' sewer, without even asking them. Just opened their gate and went in, opened their shore and broke up a huge lump of I don't know what.

Favour?

Or fetish?

jimgoose

Pherekydes wrote: »

I unblocked my neighbours' sewer, without even asking them. Just opened their gate and went in, opened their shore and broke up a huge lump of I don't know what.

Oh yeah. That's pretty fcukin' Rambo right there.

andekwarhola

Pherekydes wrote: »

and broke up a huge lump of I don't know what.

Pretty narrow spectrum of possibility as to its composition, I would say.

Pickpocket

I farted into a microwave.

Pherekydes

Candie wrote: »

Favour?

Or fetish?

I'm upstream, so to speak, and I'm sure you can guess the rest.

harry Bailey esq

I sprayed wd40 under me arms this morning, ended up having to shave me pits and administer a good bit of swarfega to remove it,the pain forced me to gorge meself on hard liqour, its not hurting me anymore thank god but im fairly buckled now,when i sober up its probably gonna sting the f*ck outta me again
Fairly non conformist for most people i reckon, but given the population of the planet its likely some other stupid c*nt somewhere done something similar.An Australian probably,with the sole purpose of appearing macho in front of his mates.I done it out of run of the mill stupidity though.And they say cannabis has never hurt anyone eh?

Stravos Murphy

I boil wd40 and make Tay out of it.

harry Bailey esq

Stravos Murphy wrote: »

I boil wd40 and make Tay out of it.

Standard practice in the bukkake niche of pornography i heard somewhere

Stravos Murphy

Link?

Jodotman

At a house party and my friend has a bottle of water beside his bed. I poured out the water and replaced it with vodka. Should be funny.

KungPao

To much guffawing by the lads, I purchased 6 of the finest Harp lager this evening.

No trendy beers for this soul.

harry Bailey esq

Jodotman wrote: »

At a house party and my friend has a bottle of water beside his bed. I poured out the water and replaced it with vodka. Should be funny.

I pull the odd prank if im honest but that one is pretty risky, possibly fatal.As much laughs can be had putting your passed out mate's fingers in a glass of water and slag the bollix out of him for inevitably p1ssing himself when he wakes from his slumber,no real harm done.Besides,why waste perfectly good vodka on a passed out lightweight?

DEFTLEFTHAND

"Stick a pony in me pocket, I'll fetch the suitcase from the van."

Gordon Bennett!!!! :eek::eek: