What's the most non conformist thing you did today?

told the girl in turas nua that i dont give a f*** what she does

*hugging MY cat I'd like to clarify

Pherekydes wrote: »

I unblocked my neighbours' sewer, without even asking them. Just opened their gate and went in, opened their shore and broke up a huge lump of I don't know what.

Oh yeah. That's pretty fcukin' Rambo right there.

I sprayed wd40 under me arms this morning, ended up having to shave me pits and administer a good bit of swarfega to remove it,the pain forced me to gorge meself on hard liqour, its not hurting me anymore thank god but im fairly buckled now,when i sober up its probably gonna sting the f*ck outta me again
Fairly non conformist for most people i reckon, but given the population of the planet its likely some other stupid c*nt somewhere done something similar.An Australian probably,with the sole purpose of appearing macho in front of his mates.I done it out of run of the mill stupidity though.And they say cannabis has never hurt anyone eh?

Stravos Murphy wrote: »

I boil wd40 and make Tay out of it.

Standard practice in the bukkake niche of pornography i heard somewhere

Jodotman wrote: »

At a house party and my friend has a bottle of water beside his bed. I poured out the water and replaced it with vodka. Should be funny.

I pull the odd prank if im honest but that one is pretty risky, possibly fatal.As much laughs can be had putting your passed out mate's fingers in a glass of water and slag the bollix out of him for inevitably p1ssing himself when he wakes from his slumber,no real harm done.Besides,why waste perfectly good vodka on a passed out lightweight?