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What's the most non conformist thing you did today?

  • 17-05-2016 02:14PM
    #1
    badabing106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭


    I shot a street merchant in the face with an elephant gun because I didn't like the cut of his jib


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  • #2
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Jaywalking.. Rebel all the way


  • #3
    Pac1Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,407 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    I changed the radio over to AM.


  • #4
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Instead of trying to fold a fitted sheet, I just balled it up and tossed it into the hot press.


  • #5
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Walked down a one way street. Fup yew!!


  • #6
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    the evasion_kid wrote: »
    Jaywalking.. Rebel all the way
    Pft, ravenwalking is what all the cool kids are doing.


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  • #7
    Tipperary Fairy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Tipperary Fairy


    Didn't shower


  • #8
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Ordered a big, fat hairy steak in a veggie restaurant, jayaus you should have seen the look I got..

    Oh and drank red wine with fish.


  • #9
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    snuck into an old graveyard


  • #10
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Shared a shower
    Didn't wash my own hair
    Had Fanta and apple Danish for breakfast


  • #11
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Loitered.

    Didn't wash my hands.

    Didn't use the other door.

    Touched the wet paint.

    Rollerbladed.

    Entered.

    Ran.

    Stood on the grass.


    Basically had a '**** you signs I won't do what you tell me' day.


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  • #12
    Dr Crayfish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    Broke a few traffic lights on my bike


  • #13
    Dr Crayfish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    not yet wrote: »
    Ordered a big, fat hairy steak in a veggie restaurant, jayaus you should have seen the look I got..

    Oh and drank red wine with fish.

    I think the veggie restaurant need to review their principles


  • #14
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Dr Crayfish wrote: »
    Broke a few traffic lights on my bike

    I did the same with a crowbar.


  • #15
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    Didn't shake me member after a beer smelling whizz.

    Its like there's a map of India on the front of me khaki shorts now.


  • #16
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Ordered at the counter in a cafe with table service. They asked me to take a seat, but I ordered anyway cos that's just how I roll.


  • #17
    Carlos Orange
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,499 ✭✭✭Carlos Orange


    Dr Crayfish wrote: »
    Broke a few traffic lights on my bike

    Would it not be more non conformist to stop?


  • #18
    FTA69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,252 ✭✭✭FTA69


    Persuaded a group of essential workers at a prestigious university to go on strike.


  • #19
    Dr Crayfish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    psinno wrote: »
    Would it not be more non conformist to stop?

    Nah, you'd be surprised the amount of idiots that just stand there even though there's no cars coming for a mile each way.


  • #20
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I shaved, which apparently is unusual these days

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #21
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    I shaved, which apparently is unusual these days

    You a burd..?


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  • #22
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    not yet wrote: »
    You a burd..?

    Nope, human.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #23
    badabing106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭badabing106


    I. Walked the wrong way around IKEA


  • #24
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    badabing106 wrote: »
    I. Walked the wrong way around IKEA

    You monster!


  • #25
    stampydmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭stampydmonkey


    Parked in space reserved for office folk only.

    Drove out of the car park the wrong way #daredevil


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I opened an envelope with the instruction "Please tear along the dotted lines" with a scissors.


  • #27
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,687 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Nothing.

    I conformed vigorously all day.


  • #28
    badabing106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,573 ✭✭✭badabing106


    Yesterday. I threw 6 brown bottles into the green bottle section


  • #29
    s4uv3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 952 ✭✭✭s4uv3


    Parked on the street for five hours even though the max you're allowed is two hours.
    #fulltimemadbastard


  • #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I just remembered another one. One of the doors in my building has a sign that asks those who enter to "Please Close Door Quietly". And I didn't.

    Sometimes I'm surprised at how much of a badass I really am.


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  • #31
    davmol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 883 ✭✭✭davmol


    Picked my nose with my left hand while scratching my balls with my right.


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