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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #932
    [Deleted User]
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    everlast75 wrote: »
    It depends on whether I took a hammer to them in the first place.

    Do you get your car washed often?

    Every few months it gets a spin through the car wash.

    Have you ever used an excuse that you were washing your hair?


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    #933
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    Once in a while. A while could be a long time.

    Do you ever forget to put on your seatbelt?

    Never
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Every few months it gets a spin through the car wash.

    Have you ever used an excuse that you were washing your hair?

    Nope - its quite short, so the response to my saying that would be "okay - I'll wait 5 mins then".

    How many bottles (non-alcoholic) do you take into the shower?


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    #934
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Never



    Nope - its quite short, so the response to my saying that would be "okay - I'll wait 5 mins then".

    How many bottles (non-alcoholic) do you take into the shower?

    I don't take in any as they're there already. It would only be one anyway.

    How often do you clean the plughole?


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    #935
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    I don't take in any as they're there already. It would only be one anyway.

    How often do you clean the plughole?

    My doc says I should do it fairly regularly.

    Do you use a calculator, or your smartphone when dealing with maths?


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    #936
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    My doc says I should do it fairly regularly.

    Do you use a calculator, or your smartphone when dealing with maths?

    The one I use most is the windows one.

    How long can two women in the same room not talk to each other for?


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    #937
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    The one I use most is the windows one.

    How long can two women in the same room not talk to each other for?

    if they are in a huff with each other, it could literally be forever.

    Do you mind if someone gives you "the silent treatment"?


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    #938
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    if they are in a huff with each other, it could literally be forever.

    Do you mind if someone gives you "the silent treatment"?

    I would. I think the 'silent treatment' is kind of childish.

    If you could pay for one chore would it be for someone to wash the windows or do the ironing?


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    #939
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I would. I think the 'silent treatment' is kind of childish.

    If you could pay for one chore would it be for someone to wash the windows or do the ironing?

    Windows

    Why do people hate Dandelions?


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    #940
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Windows

    Why do people hate Dandelions?

    Most people don't, I would imagine?

    If you had to name an object that would be a symbol of your line of work, what might that be?


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    #941
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Most people don't, I would imagine?

    If you had to name an object that would be a symbol of your line of work, what might that be?

    Dishwater.

    How soft does fairy leave your hands?


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    #942
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    Dishwater.

    How soft does fairy leave your hands?

    just as soft as my face.

    are you a kitchen porter?


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    #943
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    just as soft as my face.

    are you a kitchen porter?

    I'm not.

    How many fags do you think Al Porter has had?


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    #944
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    I'm not.

    How many fags do you think Al Porter has had?

    His voice is fairly raspy. I'd say about 20 JP Blue a day.

    Do you find his brand of humour amusing?


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    #945
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    His voice is fairly raspy. I'd say about 20 JP Blue a day.

    Do you find his brand of humour amusing?

    The only times I've seen him it's been loud, gay double entendres
    which for the most part have all been heard before.

    Would you prefer to meet the queen or the pope?


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    #946
    Boom_Bap
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    gramar wrote: »
    The only times I've seen him it's been loud, gay double entendres
    which for the most part have all been heard before.

    Would you prefer to meet the queen or the pope?

    The Queen, I'd love to try rob her crown, it's probably worth more than the Pope's hat.

    Do you think that the Pope carries around cash in his pocket?


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    #947
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    The Queen, I'd love to try rob her crown, it's probably worth more than the Pope's hat.

    Do you think that the Pope carries around cash in his pocket?

    I doubt he has any pockets.

    Do you think he has an arse in the seat of his pants?


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    #948
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I doubt he has any pockets.

    Do you think he has an arse in the seat of his pants?

    Yes..a holy one.

    Have you been to Rome?


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    #949
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Colser wrote: »
    Yes..a holy one.

    Have you been to Rome?

    Nope.

    How often do you go to mass?


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    #950
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Nope.

    How often do you go to mass?

    Maybe the very odd funeral .

    Should funerals be for family and close friends only ?


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    #951
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Maybe the very odd funeral .

    Should funerals be for family and close friends only ?

    Probably better to leave them just for dead people.

    Have you ever been left anything in a will?


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    #952
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    Probably better to leave them just for dead people.

    Have you ever been left anything in a will?

    Afraid not.

    Do you tend to pray when you are in a bind?


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    #953
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Afraid not.

    Do you tend to pray when you are in a bind?

    I prefer to beg and scream for mercy.

    Are you more likely to pray for forgiveness or for help?


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    #954
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    I prefer to beg and scream for mercy.

    Are you more likely to pray for forgiveness or for help?

    Help!

    Have you ever taken a bribe?


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    #955
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Help!

    Have you ever taken a bribe?

    No, but only because I wasn't offered.

    If you boss offers you a bonus isn't that essentially a bribe?


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    #956
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    No, but only because I wasn't offered.

    If you boss offers you a bonus isn't that essentially a bribe?

    An incentive is not a bribe imo.

    What was the best Xmas present you received?


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    #957
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    everlast75 wrote: »
    An incentive is not a bribe imo.

    What was the best Xmas present you received?

    A Barbie caravan.

    Who is your favourite cartoon character?


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    #958
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    A Barbie caravan.

    Who is your favourite cartoon character?

    Bravestar maybe

    How is your commute to and from work?


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    #959
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Bravestar maybe

    How is your commute to and from work?

    It's good. Going home can be a little busy for my liking. I don't like being surrounded by lots of people.

    What foodie treat should I have tonight?


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    #960
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    It's good. Going home can be a little busy for my liking. I don't like being surrounded by lots of people.

    What foodie treat should I have tonight?

    Doritos and dip and chocolate to follow :)

    When there is a lull in this thread are you ever tempted to answer your own question to bump it ?


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    #961
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    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    73Cat wrote: »
    Doritos and dip and chocolate to follow :)

    When there is a lull in this thread are you ever tempted to answer your own question to bump it ?

    I am but then I think "jaysus has my life come to this" and then I answer myself with "yep"! :D

    What sort of chocolate?


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