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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    No way! It would take too long to grow back to the current length it's at now.

    Would get a DNA ancestral test done or would you be afraid it might reveal you were related to a serial killer?

    I would, I think it's quite interesting. I think it could be a good gift.
    There is a murderer in the family going back a few generations as it happens.

    Do you thick cocks know the hour has been changed?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    gramar wrote: »
    I would, I think it's quite interesting. I think it could be a good gift.
    There is a murderer in the family going back a few generations as it happens.

    Do you thick cocks know the hour has been changed?

    I'm sure thick cocks don't mind. :D

    Anyone like to use inuendo in the course of their normal day ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    I'm sure thick cocks don't mind. :D

    Anyone like to use inuendo in the course of their normal day ?

    Ah jaysus...what a time for a typo :pac:

    I only use it where appropriate.
    Opportunities arise most days in the office but it wouldn't go down well.

    Have you made a balls of anything lately?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    gramar wrote: »
    Ah jaysus...what a time for a typo :pac:

    I only use it where appropriate.
    Opportunities arise most days in the office but it wouldn't go down well.

    Have you made a balls of anything lately?

    Yes. Protein powder and nuts

    Sweet or savoury with pancakes?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    Ah jaysus...what a time for a typo :pac:

    I only use it where appropriate.
    Opportunities arise most days in the office but it wouldn't go down well.

    Have you made a balls of anything lately?
    Typo indeed..ðŸ˜

    I balls up something major in work recently...still worried about repercussions.

    Have you covered a work colleagues mistake?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Colser wrote: »
    Typo indeed..ðŸ˜

    I balls up something major in work recently...still worried about repercussions.

    Have you covered a work colleagues mistake?

    Indeed. And saved one in particular from being fired.

    Did you have a nickname growing up?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Tristrams Shandied


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Indeed. And saved one in particular from being fired.

    Did you have a nickname growing up?
    I did and my ex husband used to always try to find out from my family but they were sworn to secrecy :D

    When was the last time you gave someone a kick under the table to keep their mouth shut?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    I did and my ex husband used to always try to find out from my family but they were sworn to secrecy :D

    When was the last time you gave someone a kick under the table to keep their mouth shut?

    Never have. I've usually said it before they've had a chance.

    What was your nickname?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Tristrams Shandied


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Never have. I've usually said it before they've had a chance.

    What was your nickname?
    Can't tell. Won't tell!

    If I get ready now to go out for dinner later should I dress down or dress up or will the good weather hold until this evening?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,079 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Dress Up

    Will you wear make up?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Dress Up

    Will you wear make up?

    I will..do you think women should go au natural or lash on a bit of warpaint?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Colser wrote: »
    I will..do you think women should go au natural or lash on a bit of warpaint?

    Muck and paint make a woman what she ain't.

    Is makeup slowly making it's way into the male market?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Muck and paint make a woman what she ain't.

    Is makeup slowly making it's way into the male market?

    Well I don't know any lads that wear it.


    Are you a manly man?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Well I don't know any lads that wear it.


    Are you a manly man?

    That definition changes but I'm on the upper end of the scale I think.

    What is your most effective hangover cure?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    everlast75 wrote: »
    That definition changes but I'm on the upper end of the scale I think.

    What is your most effective hangover cure?

    I've never been hungover so I wouldn't know any.



    Ever think of running for President?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    I've never been hungover so I wouldn't know any.



    Ever think of running for President?

    Nope, but with Trump I've thought about swinging for one.

    Have you ever lost your house keys?


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    everlast75 wrote: »
    Nope, but with Trump I've thought about swinging for one.

    Have you ever lost your house keys?

    Luckily no

    Have you ever locked yourself out of your house?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Luckily no

    Have you ever locked yourself out of your house?

    I use to go home for lunch from school and I was always forgetting my keys. I just went into my neighbours or else back into the school.

    Are you allergic to anything?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I use to go home for lunch from school and I was always forgetting my keys. I just went into my neighbours or else back into the school.

    Are you allergic to anything?

    Not really unless getting up in the morning counts..

    Are you one of those chirpy ,talkative ,happy in the morning ,annoying type of person?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Colser wrote: »
    Not really unless getting up in the morning counts..

    Are you one of those chirpy ,talkative ,happy in the morning ,annoying type of person?

    Sometimes, depends on what I have planned or have to do that day.

    Do you enjoy small talk with random people like at a bus stop or in a queue?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Sometimes, depends on what I have planned or have to do that day.

    Do you enjoy small talk with random people like at a bus stop or in a queue?

    I do, actually :)

    What would be your last choice for a takeaway?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    I do, actually :)

    What would be your last choice for a takeaway?

    Indian.

    Do you think if you met your parents when they were younger would you find them attractive?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    Indian.

    Do you think if you met your parents when they were younger would you find them attractive?

    As in fancy them? No ,my Dad would not have been my type, but they weren't a bad looking couple ;)

    Which parent do you resemble most ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    73Cat wrote: »
    As in fancy them? No ,my Dad would not have been my type, but they weren't a bad looking couple ;)

    Which parent do you resemble most ?

    Neither.... curiously

    Do you tan easily?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Neither.... curiously

    Do you tan easily?

    I'd say you could paint me in ronseal and blowtorch me and I wouldn't tan.

    Do you get more freckles in the summer?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I'd say you could paint me in ronseal and blowtorch me and I wouldn't tan.

    Do you get more freckles in the summer?

    A few faint ones if I am out for long and have no sunscreen on but I usually wear some. Sometimes I burn and sometimes tan or a bit of both but I don't sunbathe aiming for a tan.

    Did you ever forget to bring a movie back to the video shop when renting was popular?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    A few faint ones if I am out for long and have no sunscreen on but I usually wear some. Sometimes I burn and sometimes tan or a bit of both but I don't sunbathe aiming for a tan.

    Did you ever forget to bring a movie back to the video shop when renting was popular?

    I probably did. I don't think they ever charged though for late returns though.

    Did the radio star have the last laugh?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    I probably did. I don't think they ever charged though for late returns though.

    Did the radio star have the last laugh?


    No, because video killed the radio star.

    Can you put things back together after taking them apart ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,128 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    73Cat wrote: »
    No, because video killed the radio star.

    Can you put things back together after taking them apart ?

    It depends on whether I took a hammer to them in the first place.

    Do you get your car washed often?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    It depends on whether I took a hammer to them in the first place.

    Do you get your car washed often?

    Once in a while. A while could be a long time.

    Do you ever forget to put on your seatbelt?


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