The Noccers Interview Thread

Erik Shin

gramar wrote: »

Not hell but queueing for the type of ride that would I probably wouldn't enjoy certainly isn't my idea of fun.

When someone has one cross eye which one do you look at?

Jesus...I dunno.. Always freaks me out when it's a woman...So I look at her tits so as not to embarrass her

Anyway, can we have a king and queen of boards competition and let them have free reign for a week ?

gramar

Erik Shin wrote: »

Jesus...I dunno.. Always freaks me out when it's a woman...So I look at her tits so as not to embarrass her

Anyway, can we have a king and queen of boards competition and let them have free reign for a week ?

Plenty of drama queens around already.

Did you know that 76 bottles of beer minus your age + forty euros is the year you were born?

Erik Shin

gramar wrote: »

Plenty of drama queens around already.

Did you know that 76 bottles of beer minus your age + forty euros is the year you were born?

Could be ..But I was an orphan so I don't know my age

Do you think I'm a lying bastard?

gramar

Erik Shin wrote: »

Could be ..But I was an orphan so I don't know my age

Do you think I'm a lying bastard?

Just a bastard.

Do you have anything charging now?

Erik Shin

gramar wrote: »

Just a bastard.

Do you have anything charging now?

No...Not charging...But I'm brewing a mahoosive fart if that's any use ?

Did you ever break wind and blame a sleeping relative?

gramar

Erik Shin wrote: »

No...Not charging...But I'm brewing a mahoosive fart if that's any use ?

Did you ever break wind and blame a sleeping relative?

I claim the rights of all my own work.

Did you fart yet?

Rubberlegs

gramar wrote: »

I claim the rights of all my own work.

Did you fart yet?

I am a laydee, I don't fart:) But if I did it would smell of the most exquisite roses.

What is your favourite smell?

gramar

73Cat wrote: »

I am a laydee, I don't fart:) But if I did it would smell of the most exquisite roses.

What is your favourite smell?

Not roses anyway!
My favourite smell is the smell of spring.

Would you tell someone you worked with to lay off lashing on the perfume?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

Not roses anyway!
My favourite smell is the smell of spring.

Would you tell someone you worked with to lay off lashing on the perfume?

No but I might make a joke about it with them.

What brand of perfume/aftershave do you most frequently use?

everlast75

[Deleted User] wrote: »

No but I might make a joke about it with them.

What brand of perfume/aftershave do you most frequently use?

I have 3 different ones so not sure.

Have you ever met anyone from online?

gramar

everlast75 wrote: »

I have 3 different ones so not sure.

Have you ever met anyone from online?

They don't exist.

Do you have any good ideas for Dragon's den?

everlast75

gramar wrote: »

They don't exist.

Do you have any good ideas for Dragon's den?

Yep - cancel it.

What was the biggest prize you've ever won?

Colser

gramar wrote: »

They don't exist.

Do you have any good ideas for Dragon's den?

Yes ,a self cleaning house.

Would you invest in my product?

everlast75

Colser wrote: »

Yes ,a self cleaning house.

Would you invest in my product?

I'll give ya 75c for 95% of the Company.

Would you trust a self driving car?

gramar

everlast75 wrote: »

I'll give ya 75c for 95% of the Company.

Would you trust a self driving car?

If it was to drive me around then probably, even if it might be a little weird at first. If it's to feed the goldfish while I'm away then probably not.
Not having goldfish would probably confuse it though.

Are your clothes ironed?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

If it was to drive me around then probably, even if it might be a little weird at first. If it's to feed the goldfish while I'm away then probably not.
Not having goldfish would probably confuse it though.

Are your clothes ironed?

The ones I am wearing today are ironed.

Have you ever chased an ambulance?

everlast75

gramar wrote: »

If it was to drive me around then probably, even if it might be a little weird at first. If it's to feed the goldfish while I'm away then probably not.
Not having goldfish would probably confuse it though.

Are your clothes ironed?

Depends on what clothes you are referring to. Some are some aren't.

Do you believe people who iron their underwear are borderline psychotic?

gramar

Deleted User wrote: »

The ones I am wearing today are ironed.

Have you ever chased an ambulance?

No I tend to get out of the way and let them past if they've got the nee-naw on.

everlast75 wrote: »

Depends on what clothes you are referring to. Some are some aren't.

Do you believe people who iron their underwear are borderline psychotic?

I don't believe it to be rational behaviour.
Bed sheets would fall into the same bracket.

Have you changed you winter wardrobe yet?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

No I tend to get out of the way and let them past if they've got the nee-naw on.



I don't believe it to be rational behaviour.
Bed sheets would fall into the same bracket.

Have you changed you winter wardrobe yet?

I got a new lighter jacket.

Are motorbikes with sidecars cool or embarrassing?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

I got a new lighter jacket.

Are motorbikes with sidecars cool or embarrassing?

Neither nor.

When you you think cars with an all over print design will become the norm?

everlast75

gramar wrote: »

Neither nor.

When you you think cars with an all over print design will become the norm?

hopefully never.

Have you ever been on a motorbike?

gramar

everlast75 wrote: »

hopefully never.

Have you ever been on a motorbike?

Only driven one once and been a passenger a few times but ages ago now.
Once for long enough to have a John Wayne walk after I dismounted.

Do you always wear a belt tight enough to hold up your trousers or is it sometimes just for decoration?

everlast75

gramar wrote: »

Only driven one once and been a passenger a few times but ages ago now.
Once for long enough to have a John Wayne walk after I dismounted.

Do you always wear a belt tight enough to hold up your trousers or is it sometimes just for decoration?

Some jeans I have I need a belt for and some I guess you could say it's for decoration.

Name one obvious fact that you've only just realised?

gramar

everlast75 wrote: »

Some jeans I have I need a belt for and some I guess you could say it's for decoration.

Name one obvious fact that you've only just realised?

Only just? Nothing in the last 5 minutes I don't think.

If your alarm didn't go off would you wake around that time anyway or sleep till god knows when?

Boom_Bap

gramar wrote: »

Only just? Nothing in the last 5 minutes I don't think.

If your alarm didn't go off would you wake around that time anyway or sleep till god knows when?

I mostly wake before my alarm. If it didn't go off either the missus, kids or cats looking for food would wake me.

What's the latest lie in you've had?

everlast75

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I mostly wake before my alarm. If it didn't go off either the missus, kids or cats looking for food would wake me.

What's the latest lie in you've had?

I can't fookin remember unfortunately - it's been that long ago.

Are you missing the hour that was lost when the clocks went forward?

gramar

everlast75 wrote: »

I can't fookin remember unfortunately - it's been that long ago.

Are you missing the hour that was lost when the clocks went forward?

For some reason I woke up earlier Monday when it should have been the opposite.

Did you know what a jambon was before you read about the fella in Tallaght awarded 20k for being accused of robbing one?

Boom_Bap

gramar wrote: »

For some reason I woke up earlier Monday when it should have been the opposite.

Did you know what a jambon was before you read about the fella in Tallaght awarded 20k for being accused of robbing one?

Yep. a mate of mine doesn't stop talking about them.

Plan on buying one?

gramar

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Yep. a mate of mine doesn't stop talking about them.

Plan on buying one?

Seems like a risky business. I might leave it.

Have you ever stolen anything from a shop?

everlast75

gramar wrote: »

Seems like a risky business. I might leave it.

Have you ever stolen anything from a shop?

nope - can't say that I have*

Would you buy a pastry from a deli often?






*for legal reasons