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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #7322
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I have, to watch and bet and also took a few horse riding lessons as a kid but never had a race.

    How come cowboys on horses always say "yee haw" but jockeys never do?

    Because jockeys don't chase injuns.

    What's the difference between a giraffe and a tractor?


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    #7323
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    you can not get the fuel cap open on a giraffe

    vc10 or concorde?


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    #7324
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Rubecula wrote: »
    you can not get the fuel cap open on a giraffe

    vc10 or concorde?

    Pass :/:)

    Has the snow started yet?


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    #7325
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    last night we got a bit, had to cancel my hospital appt.

    snowy over in Ireland yet?


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    #7326
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Rubecula wrote: »
    last night we got a bit, had to cancel my hospital appt.

    snowy over in Ireland yet?

    There was a bit but it's stopped now and the sun is out.

    What makes the nocturnal forum nocturnal?


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    #7327
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    There was a bit but it's stopped now and the sun is out.

    What makes the nocturnal forum nocturnal?

    The noccers.

    What's the last on-line petition you signed?


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    #7328
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    The noccers.

    What's the last on-line petition you signed?

    Can't remember

    How many things do you have in your house that tell the time?


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    #7329
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Can't remember

    How many things do you have in your house that tell the time?

    I'll say 14.


    Have you ever caught anyone looking in your windows?


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    #7330
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I'll say 14.


    Have you ever caught anyone looking in your windows?

    Not caught them but the milkman thinks it appropriate to bang on the window and look in rather than use the doorbell and I hate it :/

    Would you like to swim with dolphins?


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    #7331
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Not caught them but the milkman thinks it appropriate to bang on the window and look in rather than use the doorbell and I hate it :/

    Would you like to swim with dolphins?


    Is this your milkman?

    unidentifiedmilkfloatiieb5.8968.jpg

    I can barely swim without armbands.


    What number fungi are they on now in Dingle?


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    #7332
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    :D he's not far off!

    I don't know about fungi the dolphin but when I was a teenager and babysat for this kid, Jeremy the gerbil was replaced at least 3 times without his knowledge :/:)

    Would you freak out if a mole rat jumped out at you right now?


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    #7333
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    :D he's not far off!

    I don't know about fungi the dolphin but when I was a teenager and babysat for this kid, Jeremy the gerbil was replaced at least 3 times without his knowledge :/:)

    Would you freak out if a mole rat jumped out at you right now?

    I would shit in my underpants.

    What would you do if Jeremies the gerbils owner was on this thread?


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    #7334
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I would shit in my underpants.

    What would you do if Jeremies the gerbils owner was on this thread?

    Id just say to them "ye? well this my twisted payback to you since your mother still owes me some babysitting money!" Ah no I think he already knows now :)

    What pet would you like to have but can't?


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    #7335
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Id just say to them "ye? well this my twisted payback to you since your mother still owes me some babysitting money!" Ah no I think he already knows now :)

    What pet would you like to have but can't?

    A pet rock.

    When's the last time you did Irish dancing?


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    #7336
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    never

    be nice to have a pair of clogs though

    know anyone who makes clogs?


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    #7337
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Rubecula wrote: »
    never

    be nice to have a pair of clogs though

    know anyone who makes clogs?

    A clockmaker.

    Were you among the first or last to be picked for sports as a child?


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    #7338
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    A clockmaker.

    Were you among the first or last to be picked for sports as a child?

    In the middle!

    What are the chances of someone throwing a snowball at you and it ending up, up and inside the sleeve of your coat?


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    #7339
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    In the middle!

    What are the chances of someone throwing a snowball at you and it ending up, up and inside the sleeve of your coat?

    Small unless the armholes in your coat are of wizard sleeve proportions.

    Do you know the order of military rank?


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    #7340
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Small unless the armholes in your coat are of wizard sleeve proportions.

    Do you know the order of military rank?

    Not all of them, no.

    Is cannon fodder considered a rank?


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    #7341
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    not really that is more of a choice.

    military ranks differ between services and nations.


    what is your favourite of the worlds armed forces?


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    #7342
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    Rubecula wrote: »
    not really that is more of a choice.

    military ranks differ between services and nations.


    what is your favourite of the worlds armed forces?

    I don't know any of the armed forces but if you pushed me I would say the Jedi.

    Do you have enough bread and milk to get you through to the weekend?


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    #7343
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I don't know any of the armed forces but if you pushed me I would say the Jedi.

    Do you have enough bread and milk to get you through to the weekend?

    Well considering that I dont eat bread and drink almond milk......yes :)

    What did you stock up on for the next few days?


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    #7344
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Well considering that I dont eat bread and drink almond milk......yes :)

    What did you stock up on for the next few days?

    Dog food and washing liquid. I'm not sure I've gotten the hang of this.

    Do you take any vitamin supplements?


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    #7345
    An tUasal C
    Registered Users Posts: 14,586 ✭✭✭✭An tUasal C


    No.

    Have you made a snowman thus far?


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    #7346
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    An tUasal C wrote: »
    No.

    Have you made a snowman thus far?

    Only snow people around my way. You could get into trouble otherwise.

    If a carrot is used for a snowman's nose, what would you use for his mickey?


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    #7347
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Only snow people around my way. You could get into trouble otherwise.

    If a carrot is used for a snowman's nose, what would you use for his mickey?

    He'l have to do without. I'm not going around the house looking for suitable phallic shaped items.

    Do you think they could have been any more literal when naming the famous statue in Brussels, Manneken Pis?


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    #7348
    Jack Kanoff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Jack Kanoff


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    He'l have to do without. I'm not going around the house looking for suitable phallic shaped items.

    Do you think they could have been any more literal when naming the famous statue in Brussels, Manneken Pis?

    Yes, it could have been Little boy Pis

    Have you ever done the chocolate tour in Brussels?


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    #7349
    [Deleted User]
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    Jack Kanoff wrote: »
    Yes, it could have been Little boy Pis

    Have you ever done the chocolate tour in Brussels?

    The closest I have been to Brussels is eating a Brussels Sprout.

    Are you housebound?


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    #7350
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The closest I have been to Brussels is eating a Brussels Sprout.

    Are you housebound?

    Temporarily thankfully.

    Anyone for a BBQ?


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    #7351
    [Deleted User]
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Temporarily thankfully.

    Anyone for a BBQ?

    It would be a strange BBQ indeed

    What are you craving at the moment?


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