The Noccers Interview Thread

Bob Harris · 19-02-2018 3:48pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't know. I never considered it.

Have you ever used the phrase "gee whiz" or "geez louise"?

No, more likely to be jeez christ.

Would €100 make you consider it?

Lorelli! · 19-02-2018 4:00pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

No, more likely to be jeez christ.

Would €100 make you consider it?

Oh I thought you meant how much would you have to pay to do it like you were looking into it

If I'm getting paid for it 100 seems reasonable but I may be bargained down.

How would you describe the typical expression on a cow's face?

Bob Harris · 19-02-2018 4:08pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Oh I thought you meant how much would you have to pay to do it like you were looking into it If I'm getting paid for it 100 seems reasonable but I may be bargained down.

How would you describe the typical expression on a cow's face?

Placid although that might change if someone were to suck on one of it's tits.

How about €50?

Colser · 19-02-2018 4:11pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Placid although that might change if someone were to suck on one of it's tits.

How about €50?

Not a hope.

Where is this line of questioning leading Mr Harris?ðŸ˜€

Lorelli! · 19-02-2018 4:37pm

Colser wrote: »

Not a hope.

Where is this line of questioning leading Mr Harris?ðŸ˜€

Going by this thread, it leads to the next question

How long would you be willing to stay on hold for on a phone call?

Bob Harris · 19-02-2018 4:38pm

Colser wrote: »

Not a hope.

Where is this line of questioning leading Mr Harris?&#55357;&#56832;

Hopefully to a dare.

If a neighbour asked for a lift to work would you charge if it wasn't out of your way?

Lavinia · 19-02-2018 9:59pm

nope

do you know all of your next-door neigbours?

Lorelli! · 20-02-2018 8:21am

Lavinia wrote: »

nope

do you know all of your next-door neigbours?

A good few of them!

What do you think dinosaur meat would taste like?

Bob Harris · 20-02-2018 8:42am

Lorelli! wrote: »

A good few of them!

What do you think dinosaur meat would taste like?

A bit gone off.

How do you explain dinosaurs to creationists?

Lorelli! · 20-02-2018 10:56am

Bob Harris wrote: »

A bit gone off.

How do you explain dinosaurs to creationists?

If i tried that I'd probably end up coming away believing they were created on the 6th day.

Does natural selection still exist?

Bob Harris · 20-02-2018 11:10am

Lorelli! wrote: »

If i tried that I'd probably end up coming away believing they were created on the 6th day.

Does natural selection still exist?

In the supermarket the other day I chose natural yoghurt so I suppose so.

What animals head would you mount over the fireplace?

Lorelli! · 20-02-2018 11:31am

Bob Harris wrote: »

In the supermarket the other day I chose natural yoghurt so I suppose so.

What animals head would you mount over the fireplace?

None!

If some said to you that you can have Michaelngelo's statue of David but you cannot sell it or make any money from it, no one must know it's the real one and you must display it at your front door, would you take it and still value it as a piece of art?

Rubecula · 20-02-2018 11:40am

Lorelli! wrote: »

None!

If some said to you that you can have Michaelngelo's statue of David but you cannot sell it or make any money from it, no one must know it's the real one and you must display it at your front door, would you take it and still value it as a piece of art?

No, I never liked it anyway.

So do you like sculptures?

Lorelli! · 20-02-2018 11:48am

Rubecula wrote: »

No, I never liked it anyway.

So do you like sculptures?

They're alright.

Do you see the Mona Lisa as smiling or looking at you like you've done something wrong?

Bob Harris · 20-02-2018 11:52am

Lorelli! wrote: »

They're alright.

Do you see the Mona Lisa as smiling or looking at you like you've done something wrong?

She looks like she's suppressing a fart.

Do you feed the birds?

Rubecula · 20-02-2018 11:58am

no
do you?

Bob Harris · 20-02-2018 12:01pm

Rubecula wrote: »

no
do you?

I feed them most days.

What are dirt birds?

Rubecula · 20-02-2018 12:08pm

never heard of them

They could be a farm implement perhaps?

Lorelli! · 20-02-2018 12:13pm

Rubecula wrote: »

never heard of them

They could be a farm implement perhaps?

I think it's slang for a scumbag

If you had a parrot, what would be the first thing you'd teach him to say?

Bob Harris · 20-02-2018 12:19pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

I think it's slang for a scumbag

If you had a parrot, what would be the first thing you'd teach him to say?

Probably it's name. I'm thinking I'd call it 'you're a cunt'. Visitors would love that.

Did you just assume the parrot's gender?

Lorelli! · 20-02-2018 12:26pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Probably it's name. I'm thinking I'd call it 'you're a cunt'. Visitors would love that.

Did you just assume the parrot's gender?

I did. I'm sorry.

So you think that parrot in the pet shop that told me to fcukoff one time was actually only introducing himself or their self?

Bob Harris · 20-02-2018 12:41pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

I did. I'm sorry.

So you think that parrot in the pet shop that told me to fcukoff one time was actually only introducing himself or their self?

Possibly unless you had ruffled it's feathers.

Have you ever used a toilet not assigned to your gender?

Lorelli! · 20-02-2018 3:58pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Possibly unless you had ruffled it's feathers.

Have you ever used a toilet not assigned to your gender?

Don't think so. Almost accidentally a few times.

Would you ever wear red trousers?

Bob Harris · 20-02-2018 4:08pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Don't think so. Almost accidentally a few times.

Would you ever wear red trousers?

I will the day I turn blue and have a white beard.

Do you ever make engine noises when you're driving along?

Lorelli! · 20-02-2018 4:29pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

I will the day I turn blue and have a white beard.

Do you ever make engine noises when you're driving along?

No. I was taking lessons and was doing ok but on one of the days my instructor seemed to be in a bad mood and he said something that knocked my confidence on the road so im starting lessons again with someone else soon and then I'll let you know if I make engine noises.

Is it a bad idea to just go automatic?

Bob Harris · 20-02-2018 4:49pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

No. I was taking lessons and was doing ok but on one of the days my instructor seemed to be in a bad mood and he said something that knocked my confidence on the road so im starting lessons again with someone else soon and then I'll let you know if I make engine noises.

Is it a bad idea to just go automatic?

I'd get an electric scooter. Up to 30kmph and a range of 30km.

Given the choice between a pensioner, cyclist and a person in a Liverpool shirt who would you knock down first?

Lorelli! · 20-02-2018 5:02pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

I'd get an electric scooter. Up to 30kmph and a range of 30km.

Given the choice between a pensioner, cyclist and a person in a Liverpool shirt who would you knock down first?

I'm not answering that because I don't want to tempt fate!

When was the last time you blessed yourself?

Bob Harris · 20-02-2018 5:09pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

I'm not answering that because I don't want to tempt fate!

When was the last time you blessed yourself?

Probably a half arsed effort at a funeral a few months ago.

When the priest is about to read the gospel do you do the mini sign of the cross thing on your forehead, lips and chest, a half arsed one or none at all?

Rubecula · 20-02-2018 7:12pm

I could tempt fate on that and say I am an atheist but I am more of an agnostic so none of the above.

do you enjoy watching Ireland in any sports?

Yer Da sells Avon · 20-02-2018 8:19pm

Rubecula wrote: »

I could tempt fate on that and say I am an atheist but I am more of an agnostic so none of the above.

do you enjoy watching Ireland in any sports?

Yes, I'd always be rooting for Ireland. Unless it's rugby, which I don't care about.

Have you ever been told you look like a celebrity? If so, which one.

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