Lorelli! wrote: » I have, to watch and bet and also took a few horse riding lessons as a kid but never had a race. How come cowboys on horses always say "yee haw" but jockeys never do?
Rubecula wrote: » you can not get the fuel cap open on a giraffe vc10 or concorde?
Rubecula wrote: » last night we got a bit, had to cancel my hospital appt. snowy over in Ireland yet?
Lorelli! wrote: » There was a bit but it's stopped now and the sun is out. What makes the nocturnal forum nocturnal?
Bob Harris wrote: » The noccers. What's the last on-line petition you signed?
Lorelli! wrote: » Can't remember How many things do you have in your house that tell the time?
Bob Harris wrote: » I'll say 14. Have you ever caught anyone looking in your windows?
Lorelli! wrote: » Not caught them but the milkman thinks it appropriate to bang on the window and look in rather than use the doorbell and I hate it Would you like to swim with dolphins? Is this your milkman? I can barely swim without armbands. What number fungi are they on now in Dingle?
Lorelli! wrote: » he's not far off! I don't know about fungi the dolphin but when I was a teenager and babysat for this kid, Jeremy the gerbil was replaced at least 3 times without his knowledge Would you freak out if a mole rat jumped out at you right now?
Bob Harris wrote: » I would shit in my underpants. What would you do if Jeremies the gerbils owner was on this thread?
Lorelli! wrote: » Id just say to them "ye? well this my twisted payback to you since your mother still owes me some babysitting money!" Ah no I think he already knows now What pet would you like to have but can't?
Rubecula wrote: » never be nice to have a pair of clogs though know anyone who makes clogs?
Bob Harris wrote: » A clockmaker. Were you among the first or last to be picked for sports as a child?
Lorelli! wrote: » In the middle! What are the chances of someone throwing a snowball at you and it ending up, up and inside the sleeve of your coat?
Bob Harris wrote: » Small unless the armholes in your coat are of wizard sleeve proportions. Do you know the order of military rank?
Rubecula wrote: » not really that is more of a choice. military ranks differ between services and nations. what is your favourite of the worlds armed forces?
[Deleted User] wrote: » I don't know any of the armed forces but if you pushed me I would say the Jedi. Do you have enough bread and milk to get you through to the weekend?
Miss Demeanour wrote: » Well considering that I dont eat bread and drink almond milk......yes What did you stock up on for the next few days?
An tUasal C wrote: » No. Have you made a snowman thus far?
Bob Harris wrote: » Only snow people around my way. You could get into trouble otherwise. If a carrot is used for a snowman's nose, what would you use for his mickey?
Lorelli! wrote: » He'l have to do without. I'm not going around the house looking for suitable phallic shaped items. Do you think they could have been any more literal when naming the famous statue in Brussels, Manneken Pis?
Jack Kanoff wrote: » Yes, it could have been Little boy Pis Have you ever done the chocolate tour in Brussels?
Deleted User wrote: » The closest I have been to Brussels is eating a Brussels Sprout. Are you housebound?
[Deleted User] wrote: » Temporarily thankfully. Anyone for a BBQ?