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Very Trivial Superpowers

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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    I'm a speed reader. I can look at a paragraph of text and see pretty much all the words at the same time. Similar to the OP, if I have time I can get through a couple of books a week. I was pushed forward a year in primary school as a result of the speed of my reading. My wife is dyslexic so it has caused arguments before if we happen to be reading the same thing.

    My hand eye co-ordination and reflexes are insanely good too. I spent a lot of my youth as a goalkeeper as a result.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,462 ✭✭✭valoren


    I can make myself sneeze on command.


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,242 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    I've got insanely good peripheral vision.

    :D I have that too, used to be very useful when I was teaching as I could be looking straight ahead and giving out to someone acting the fool way off to the side!

    I also used be able to see things happening behind me...or at least my kids thought I could.


  • Registered Users Posts: 176 ✭✭Aurum


    I'm a comedy nerd, I'll often hear someone make a joke and it'll remind me of previous comics who have made the same joke. (I don't mean that in a snarky way, it's sadly true.)



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    looksee wrote: »
    :D I have that too, used to be very useful when I was teaching as I could be looking straight ahead and giving out to someone acting the fool way off to the side!

    I also used be able to see things happening behind me...or at least my kids thought I could.

    It used to freak out someone I'd know, because they'd stand just off the side of me and see how far they can get until I can't see them anymore.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    I can cook minute rice In 58 seconds


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jamesbere wrote: »
    I can cook minute rice In 58 seconds

    Yeah, well, I can eat After Eights at six.

    Not a single side-effect either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I can dislocate both shoulders at will. Still haven't found a use for this super power.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    smash wrote: »
    I can dislocate both shoulders at will. Still haven't found a use for this super power.

    Squeezing into tight spaces?



    Please don't expand on that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Candie wrote: »
    Squeezing into tight spaces?


    Please don't expand on that!

    Expanding in tight spaces is one of my favourite things!


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  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    SMASH! :eek:


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,966 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    RayM wrote: »
    If I can somehow get a bit quicker, it could be my specialist subject on Mastermind.
    What was that TV game show where people got asked what star sign someone born on a particular day was ?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,966 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Candie wrote: »
    Yeah, well, I can eat After Eights at six.

    Not a single side-effect either.
    Technically speaking it's already After Eight somewhere in the world.


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