Potential Partner Questionnaire

melissak

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Can you foot turf?

Can you light a stove without firelighters?

Do you like Kris Kristofferson and T'Pau?

Which is a better way to spend a first date, a night at the opera or an evening weeding a vegetable plot?

Do you like Tennent's?

Are you easygoing?

Turning turf for me. Don't bother footing it round these parts. Oh is good but nowhere near as fast as me. The only manual labour type activity I'd bother challenging him to a race. Lots of practice I suppose..

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Shint0 wrote: »

Are you a gold digger?
Do you have a sense of entitlement?
Will you want half the farm if we split up?

No
Yes
No I have my own

Do you eat pizza with a knife?

What's your opinion on gay marriage?

Are you a staunch Catholic?

Will you make me feel guilty for my easy living ways?

Do you have more ovaries than I?

Are you the type to tell a homeless person to get a job?

Are you sexually open minded?

Will you judge me for not driving a fancy car and not having pots of money?

Is the gym your passion?

Will you make stupid jokes about my profession?

Are you emotionally available?

Are you compassionate?

Do you have dreams?

ToddyDoody

Are you low maintenance?

All my questions are really looking for the one thing; openminded, kind, intelligent and please don't be a control freak.

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Will you feed me, **** me and leave me alone in the mornings?

Do you like scary films?

Can we have a cat or a reasonably sized dog?

Are you funny and a basically decent human being?

One eyed Jack

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Do you eat pizza with a knife?

Nope, I eat it whole.

What's your opinion on gay marriage?

I've never tried it.

Are you a staunch Catholic?

Nah, not staunch anyway.

Will you make me feel guilty for my easy living ways?

Long as you're happy, it's all good in the hood.

Do you have more ovaries than I?

Nope.

Are you the type to tell a homeless person to get a job?

Nope, I'm the type to help them get a job.

Are you sexually open minded?

I'm open to negotiation

Will you judge me for not driving a fancy car and not having pots of money?

Nope, materialism doesn't interest me.

Is the gym your passion?

Only if there's a chance of passion in the gym!

Will you make stupid jokes about my profession?

Nope. I may be inclined to make stupid jokes about everything else though!

Are you emotionally available?

Nope, I make stupid jokes to distract from my emotional unavailability.

Are you compassionate?

Yes, but I don't let it show on the outside.

Do you have dreams?

Yes, but none I'd want to talk about

[Deleted User] wrote: »

All my questions are really looking for the one thing; openminded, kind, intelligent and please don't be a control freak.

One out of four, damn! :pac:

One eyed Jack

One eyed Jack wrote: »

One out of four, damn! :pac:

Ah I crossed you off my list as soon as you wrote that you were emotionally unavailable

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I'm emotionally constipated Pers. I haven't given a sh1t in days.

Am I still in with a chance

LexieOnRale

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'm emotionally constipated Pers. I haven't given a sh1t in days.

Am I still in with a chance

You'll be in good company with me so. The last time I gave a shít was sometime around 2011.

silly

will you bore me with "the crazy dream" you had?

will you replace the toiletpaper when it's gone?

Crocs?

traprunner

Wow, anyone else feel like they've travelled back to 2006 and are reading someone's post on Bebo?

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Do you try post passive aggressive I'm cooler than you posts?

Wibbs

How often do you visit and update Facebook? Social media has weaponised gossip, oneupmanship, narcissism and attention seeking, so I have found the higher the usage of same, the more diva behaviour is to be expected. Bonus points deducted for snapchatting pics of your dinner of cupcakes.

_Kaiser_

Are you happy with your own company as well as time together?

Do you need constant reassurance/support?

Are you ambitious? (whether it be career, education, travel, whatever)

Do you make an effort to keep up with your friends? Do you still do this when in a relationship or do you disappear?

Can you survive without your phone?

Do you use social media? If so how often per day?

Do you consider yourself politically correct?

Are you interested in celeb culture?

What type of TV programmes/films do you enjoy?


Basically, someone who doesn't ask "are you ok?" if it takes more than 5 minutes to reply to a text, who has some goals and drive in life, and who is happy on their own as well as when we're together. Also if you spend your life on Facebook/Twitter and can only hold a conversation about celeb gossip or the soaps then that would be a deal-breaker.

recylingbin

melissak wrote: »

Turning turf for me. Don't bother footing it round these parts. Oh is good but nowhere near as fast as me. The only manual labour type activity I'd bother challenging him to a race. Lots of practice I suppose..

I got backache from just reading that.

_Kaiser_

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

Basically, someone who doesn't ask "are you ok?" if it takes more than 5 minutes to reply to a text, who has some goals and drive in life, and who is happy on their own as well as when we're together. Also if you spend your life on Facebook/Twitter and can only hold a conversation about celeb gossip or the soaps then that would be a deal-breaker.

Absolutely all of this. Especially the "are you ok" texts. Feck off. I'm living my life!!

The Young Wan

After how long of not hearing from me will you start panicking and ringing my relatives?
What are your thoughts on mental health issues?
Will you be able to "deal with me" if I'm having one of my "bad days"?
Who is the best Disney princess?

BattleCorp

I'd have to add the question "Do you have any sexual feelings towards other women"?

Unfortunately I didn't see that one coming.

fatknacker

Funny how posters who use the social media usage as a dealbreaker....yet their own heavy usage of boards is ok.

recylingbin

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Absolutely all of this. Especially the "are you ok" texts. Feck off. I'm living my life!!

U OK hun? xx

recylingbin

fatknacker wrote: »

Funny how posters who use the social media usage as a dealbreaker....yet their own heavy usage of boards is ok.

I stand by my record of 6k odd posts and not a lick of sense uttered in any of them.

Wibbs

fatknacker wrote: »

Funny how posters who use the social media usage as a dealbreaker....yet their own heavy usage of boards is ok.

can't recall ever snap chatting pics of cupcakes, or posting selfies in tourist traps, or posting status updates of my emotional state and not a Marilyn Monroe quote in sight. Bit of a difference there Ted.

Oh yeah, that M Monroe quote about taking them at their worst or whatever. Danger Will Robinson!! Almost a cast iron guarantee of a neurotic PITA.

whiskeyman

If 'dropping the kids at the pool', after the flush, will you turn around to ensure all have left and no floaters are left to surprise me?





good god... can't believe I've had to include that!!!

Wibbs

Wibbs wrote: »

can't recall ever snap chatting pics of cupcakes, or posting selfies in tourist traps, or posting status updates of my emotional state and not a Marilyn Monroe quote in sight. Bit of a difference there Ted.

Oh yeah, that M Monroe quote about taking them at their worst or whatever. Danger Will Robinson!! Almost a cast iron guarantee of a neurotic PITA.

What about if she loves watches?


:pac:

Wibbs

Deleted User wrote: »

What about if she loves watches?


:pac:

Sure sign of a nutter.

maudgonner

Deleted User wrote: »

What about if she loves watches?


:pac:

It's a fine line between horology and whorology :eek:

Wibbs

Wibbs wrote: »

Sure sign of a nutter.

That's what I thought.

Gunslinger92

Do you like QOTSA? (Massive advantage, if not though, grand - I'll get ya into them! Definitely couldn't go out with someone who actively dislikes them though, they're all I feckin listen to)

Do you like animals? Would have to be a yes.

Do you watch a lot of soccer? If yes, toodaloo, I can't stand it

Do you read books?

Did you jump on the Conor mcgregor bandwagon?

Would you go out in public in a tracksuit in a non gym/activity setting?

Gunslinger92

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

Do you like QOTSA? (Massive advantage, if not though, grand - I'll get ya into them! Definitely couldn't go out with someone who actively dislikes them though, they're all I feckin listen to)

Do you like animals? Would have to be a yes.

Do you watch a lot of soccer? If yes, toodaloo, I can't stand it

Do you read books?

Did you jump on the Conor mcgregor bandwagon?

Would you go out in public in a tracksuit in a non gym/activity setting?

Do you like Roland Deschain?