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Potential Partner Questionnaire

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  • 21-04-2016 10:35am
    #1
    silly
    Registered Users Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭


    I actually posted this back in 2005 - would be interesting to see if things have changed alot in the last 11 years!

    I was single then, now i'm married with 3 kids!

    It was originally just for girls - but I've changed it for both m/f.
    what kind of questions would u like answered by a potential partner?

    here's a few, ( feel free to add questions).

    Are you insane? Tick boxes Y or N

    Do you have a job?

    Can you make a nice cup of tea?

    Do you have the ability to retain any information for longer than 10 minutes?

    have you ever made a potential partner fill out a questionaire? Y/N

    Are you prepared to put me before beer and football?

    Have you ever stalked anyone?




    so on and so forth.....


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    #2
    stimpson
    Registered Users Posts: 7,819 ✭✭✭stimpson


    silly wrote: »
    I was single then, now i'm married with 3 kids!

    I feel sorry for your husband.


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    #3
    JustShon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    Do you require constant attention via text message when we're apart?

    Do you post vague Facebook statuses for attention?

    Do you have Instagram?

    If so, how often do you post selfies and / or pictures of your food?


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    #4
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Are you easily scared? It takes a brave man to love a wild woman.


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    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Do you like it in the brown?


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    #6
    silly
    Registered Users Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭silly


    stimpson wrote: »
    I feel sorry for your husband.

    And why's that?


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    #7
    JustShon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    Have your parents ever actually approved of a past partner?

    If yes: Do they still comment about how they wish you had remained with any particular past partner?


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    #8
    Shint0
    Registered Users Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    The stalking one. Definitely the stalking one. I still get texts in my spam filter and occasional private numbers in the night from someone I had a brief relationship. Met them all very innocently and on first impression seemed fine. In the brief time I was with them he searched through my rubbish bins, tried to put a tracker on my phone and told me if I ever finished with him he would get in my car and do something to the brakes. He could never figure out why his relationships never lasted :rolleyes:It was always because women lied and cheated on him and that's why they finished with him. The sex was good though I have to say.


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    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Do you agree with the concept of 'No pants Thursdays'?
    Do you agree with the criminal act of stealing food from your partners plate when you ordered something healthy but are now longing for some of his juicy steak?
    Will you wear a red badge during 'Shark Week' to give adequate notice during the week of impeding doom, and place full responsibility of your crazy actions on you, and you alone?


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    #10
    Shint0
    Registered Users Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    How do you treat waiters and service staff? If they are obnoxious with waiters that's usually a good indication of how they will treat you.


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    stimpson
    Registered Users Posts: 7,819 ✭✭✭stimpson


    silly wrote: »
    And why's that?

    Because your need to humiliate potential partners with a questionaire points to you issues with narcissistic personality disorder.

    But to keep within the spirit of the thread:

    Can you swallow a footlong hotdog whole without gagging?


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    silverharp
    Registered Users Posts: 17,874 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    Do you pay your credit card bills fully every month?

    Do you buy stuff you never wear?

    Do you have a Tumblr account?

    How often have you used Patriarchy in conversation in the last 6 months?

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #13
    JustShon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    stimpson wrote: »
    Because your need to humiliate potential partners with a questionaire points to you issues with narcissistic personality disorder.

    Yes, this is an entirely serious thread about how we should all genuinely issue questionnaires to potential partners. It is not meant for entertainment value at all.


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    #14
    Akrasia
    Registered Users Posts: 22,362 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
    ( important to have either a sense of humour or a knowledge of zoology)

    What two bands combined to eventually form Queens of the Stone Age?
    (you'd better like the same things I do)


    How is did you find me?
    (I'm not in the phone book)

    Why are you wearing that ski mask?
    (it's a little bit wierd but I'm kinda into it)

    Where are the keys to these handcuffs?
    (wait, come back, where are you going?)


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    #15
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Can you kick it?


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    #16
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Do you bite your fork when you eat? (Deal breaker)


    Are you an animal lover? (Good)

    Yeah, but are you an animal lover in the metaphorical sense? (Very good)

    Yeah, but are you an animal lover in the literal sense? (Very, very, very not good)


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    JustShon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    Akrasia wrote: »
    What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
    ( important to have either a sense of humour of a knowledge of zoology)

    Ooh, ooh I know this one:

    I've never said buffalo to a crying child as I packed all of my stuff into a suitcase :pac:


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    Chickarooney
    Registered Users Posts: 66 ✭✭Chickarooney


    stimpson wrote: »
    Because your need to humiliate potential partners with a questionaire points to you issues with narcissistic personality disorder.

    Do you take things way too seriously?


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    #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Can you foot turf?

    Can you light a stove without firelighters?

    Do you like Kris Kristofferson and T'Pau?

    Which is a better way to spend a first date, a night at the opera or an evening weeding a vegetable plot?

    Do you like Tennent's?

    Are you easygoing?


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    #20
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Ok according to this survey, I'm backwards man ideal woman.
    As long as I can drink it through a straw!


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    #21
    Shint0
    Registered Users Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Can you get up at 5 o'clock to milk the cows?


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    #22
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Ok according to this survey, I'm backwards man ideal woman.
    As long as I can drink it through a straw!

    Which question is that the answer to? :D


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    #23
    silly
    Registered Users Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭silly


    stimpson wrote: »
    Because your need to humiliate potential partners with a questionaire points to you issues with narcissistic personality disorder.

    Really.

    Do I need to put a disclaimer on my thread to say that it's a joke.

    My poor husband, how on earth can he be with someone like me!


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    #24
    draiochtanois
    Registered Users Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭draiochtanois


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    #25
    what the hell!
    Registered Users Posts: 827 ✭✭✭what the hell!


    Are you gay?


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    #26
    JustShon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    silly wrote: »
    Really.

    Do I need to put a disclaimer on my thread to say that it's a joke.

    My poor husband, how on earth can he be with someone like me!

    Denial won't help you deal with your obvious, crippling narcissism.


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    #27
    silly
    Registered Users Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭silly


    JustShon wrote: »
    Denial won't help you deal with your obvious, crippling narcissism.

    but I LOVE myself so much!


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    #28
    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    If one train leaves the station at 11pm going 50 mph and another in the opposite direction at 11:05 going 60, how many pineapples does John have?


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    #29
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Do you agree with the criminal act of stealing food from your partners plate when you ordered something healthy but are now longing for some of his juicy steak?
    The most annoying thing ever.


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    #30
    MacauDragon
    Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭MacauDragon


    Are you OK with Bible level treatment of women y+1/n-1

    Are you living on under $10 a day y+1/n-1

    Will I have to meet anyone other than your father briefly y-1/n+1

    Will hwe offer me a 30 day refund policy y+1/n-1

    Will you sign several prenups y+1/n-50


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    #31
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    How many acres?
    [ ] under 10
    [ ] 10 - 99
    [ ] 100 - 999
    [ ] 1000+


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