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Most outdated question on Census 2016 ?

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    #62
    stezie
    Registered Users Posts: 353 ✭✭stezie


    NVM


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    #63
    martingriff
    Registered Users Posts: 10,728 ✭✭✭✭martingriff


    Do you swallow or gargle


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    #64
    mansize
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    How many potatoes do you eat per day?


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    #65
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 37,645 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    mansize wrote: »
    ???

    Kept missing the bit where it said women only. I was filling out the form only a few times a year in fairness.

    We sat again for an hour and a half discussing maps and figures and always getting back to that most damnable creation of the perverted ingenuity of man - the County of Tyrone.

    H. H. Asquith



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    #66
    osarusan
    Registered Users Posts: 16,576 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    ancapailldorcha wrote: »
    Kept missing the bit where it said women only. I was filling out the form only a few times a year in fairness.

    Still ???

    That's a Census form question from 2006, not a blood transfusion form question.


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    #67
    Ronald Wilson Reagan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 282 ✭✭Ronald Wilson Reagan


    VHS or Betamax?


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    #68
    FatherTed
    Registered Users Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭FatherTed


    Did you ever commit suicide?


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    #69
    AndyBoBandy
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 15,051 Mod ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Do you have a mobile telephone?

    If you answered yes, are you with;
    A: Eircell
    B: Esat Digifone

    How many free minutes do you receive per month for calling fellow users of your preferred cellular network during off peak hours?
    A: 0-10 minutes
    B: 10-35 minutes
    C: 35-50 minutes


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    #70
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    _Kaiser_ wrote: »
    Has anyone else not received the form yet?
    I heard knocking on the door and ignored it as I was in bed. Found a census card saying "Dia Dhuit". It said I will call back on .......... between ...... and .......... BUT she did not write down when she would return.
    She wrote her mobile number on the card with please call or text me. She is assuming I have a mobile phone. I got one recently (my first). I phoned, left a message. Nothing.


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    #71
    martingriff
    Registered Users Posts: 10,728 ✭✭✭✭martingriff


    diomed wrote: »
    I heard knocking on the door and ignored it as I was in bed. Found a census card saying "Dia Dhuit". It said I will call back on .......... between ...... and .......... BUT she did not write down when she would return.
    She wrote her mobile number on the card with please call or text me. She is assuming I have a mobile phone. I got one recently (my first). I phoned, left a message. Nothing.

    They have to meet you give you are anyone else the form in person. Make sure you know what to do and if you need help with it. When its convenient to pick it up.


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    #72
    Dia1988
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,252 ✭✭✭Dia1988


    Who's your Daddy?........................await the flurry of confusion in Ballyfermot, Ballymun, Knocknaheeney etc


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    #73
    Kev W
    Registered Users Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    "Honestly, who throws a shoe?"


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    #74
    diomed
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    martingriff wrote: »
    They have to meet you give you are anyone else the form in person. Make sure you know what to do and if you need help with it. When its convenient to pick it up.
    I know. I'm 65. I've been in a few.
    She should indicate when she if going to call again. There are spaces on the card she dropped in the letterbox for that but she didn't bother.
    In previous census when they call for the form they do a big read through to see that it is filled correctly. You have to stay with them while they do it. A waste of my time.


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    #75
    Sunflower 27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,955 ✭✭✭Sunflower 27


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Have you been attacked by vikings?

    Cheers for that :D


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    #76
    jacksie66
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    This post has been deleted.


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    #77
    mansize
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    How many of your family died from scurvy?


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    #78
    [Deleted User]
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    Y2K bug - have you taken precautions?


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    #79
    chupacabra
    Registered Users Posts: 4,413 ✭✭✭chupacabra


    Daddy or chips?


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    #80
    Dyr
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    I wear socks wrote: »
    Do you own a PC (Personal Computer) ?


    The actual question is "how much will a broadcasting charge be worth to us?"

    same with the water source question

    Notice that, once again, company who provided the CIA with interrogators for abu gharib are the lads providing the CSO with the machines to scan the census forms. But not to worry the CSO are keeping everything on their closed network :rolleyes:


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    #81
    munster87
    Registered Users Posts: 4,238 ✭✭✭munster87


    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


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    #82
    anarchonel
    Registered Users Posts: 4 ✭anarchonel


    lack of "Attack Helicopter" gender box


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    #83
    [Deleted User]
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    Do you or any member of your household need more iodine tablets in case of nuclear radiation outbreak?


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    #84
    Annasopra
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    goz83 wrote: »
    How often do you use Teletext?

    Aertel still exists by the way

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #85
    poa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Do you use the withdrawal method or the devil's condoms?


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    #86
    K.Flyer
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    The answer is 42, but do you know what the question is?


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    #87
    Captain Chaos
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    K.Flyer wrote: »
    The answer is 42, but do you know what the question is?

    Everything.


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    #88
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    anarchonel wrote: »
    lack of "Attack Helicopter" gender box

    Lack of an 'Atari Jaguar' option on ANY question. I'm outraged :angry:


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