Most outdated question on Census 2016 ?

I wear socks

Do you own a PC (Personal Computer) ?

Permabear

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smash

Do you use wap on your cellular device?



*May not be a real question.

Permabear

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ScumLord

Have you been attacked by vikings?

smash

What's your favourite airtell channel?

Depp

I personally was offended that theres only two options on the gender section #cenCIS2016

BlondeMoment

Does my bum look big in this?

Duggy747

Are you using dial-up or ISDN?

AtomicHorror

<pictogram of hunter> <pictogram of many elk> <pictogram of census-taker, arms wide in questioning>

Aglomerado

Do you wear socks?

elefant

What's your favourite humming noise?

AnonoBoy

Who Shot JR?

Permabear

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eviltwin

Do you own a colour tv?

the groutch

Who let the dogs out?

The Randy Riverbeast

Seeing as this became joke questions for the census.

How often do you shower?

goz83

How often do you use Teletext?

AtomicHorror

Permabear wrote: »

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Out of date as it comes from Census 2071.

NIMAN

The radio advert for the census says it's confidential, yet you put your name in it.

I thought confidential meant you couldn't be identified?

vandriver

NIMAN wrote: »

The radio advert for the census says it's confidential, yet you put your name in it.

I thought confidential meant you couldn't be identified?

That would be anonymous. Confidential means it won't be divulged.

The_Kew_Tour

Oasis or Blur

Akrasia

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Potential-Monke

Can you read?

valoren

Where's the Beef?

Whose taking the horse to France?

Sheep Lover

Potential-Monke wrote: »

Can you read?

One of the questions asks are you visually impaired or blind. So I ticked just outside the box

Depp

vandriver wrote: »

That would be anonymous. Confidential means it won't be divulged.

its All conspiracy I say, them forms are going straight to the CIA mark my words

For Forks Sake

Daddy or Chips?

Steppenwolfe

VHS or Betamax ?

Archeron

In decibels, what is the loudest fart you've ever let?

P_1

"Are these my feet?"

Akrasia

Akrasia wrote: »

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Zaph

Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were involved, in any way, in persecution associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?

Gwynplaine

Are they your feet?

maudgonner

Will Galway bate Mayo?

wil

To be or not to be?

The J Stands for Jay

Zaph wrote: »

Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were involved, in any way, in persecution associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?

I'm always tempted to answer yes, but I know the next time I'll be seen is in a news report about moving prisoners from Guantanamo to new secret location.

Joe prim

Do you even lift?

Easca Peasca

What is love?

a) Baby don't hurt me
b) Other

If other, please explain below.
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mansize

Easca Peasca wrote: »

What is love?

a) Baby don't hurt me
b) Other

If other, please explain below.
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__________________________________

c) No religion_

Fyp

The Randy Riverbeast

Zaph wrote: »

Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were involved, in any way, in persecution associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?

Hmm, Ireland was an axis power so I should probably say yes to that one.

Zaph

Easca Peasca wrote: »

What is love?

a) Baby don't hurt me
b) Other

If other, please explain below.
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b) Other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE61Bz7IHKg

Robsweezie

Do ye like ham?

Faith+1

The 1911 census is a pretty cool if you want to research your family tree however the last question doesn't fcuk around...

" If deaf and dumb, dumb only, Blind, Imbecile or Idiot ; or Lunatic"

Plently of idiots in my house anyway :pac:

FizzleSticks

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BlondeMoment

1.Wheres the fife

2.Gimme the fife

Aglomerado

How's your bra?

diomed

Roy Keane or Mick McCarthy?

Eugene Norman

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

Hmm, Ireland was an axis power so I should probably say yes to that one.

Wha?

OldGoat

Q) Are you looking at my bird/girlfriend/moth

A) Yes
No
C) This is gonna hurt.

Akrasia

TheTorment wrote: »

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

How do know so much about swallows?