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Most outdated question on Census 2016 ?

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    #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Akrasia wrote: »
    What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    What do you mean? An African or European swallow?


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    #33
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were involved, in any way, in persecution associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?


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    #34
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Are they your feet?


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    #35
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Will Galway bate Mayo?


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    #36
    wil
    Registered Users Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    To be or not to be?


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    #37
    The J Stands for Jay
    Registered Users Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    Zaph wrote: »
    Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were involved, in any way, in persecution associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?

    I'm always tempted to answer yes, but I know the next time I'll be seen is in a news report about moving prisoners from Guantanamo to new secret location.


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    #38
    Joe prim
    Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Joe prim


    Do you even lift?


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    #39
    Easca Peasca
    Registered Users Posts: 243 ✭✭Easca Peasca


    What is love?

    a) Baby don't hurt me
    b) Other

    If other, please explain below.
    ___________________________________
    ___________________________________
    ___________________________________


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    #40
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Easca Peasca wrote: »
    What is love?

    a) Baby don't hurt me
    b) Other

    If other, please explain below.
    ___________________________________
    ___________________________________
    __________________________________

    c) No religion_

    Fyp


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    #41
    The Randy Riverbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭The Randy Riverbeast


    Zaph wrote: »
    Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were involved, in any way, in persecution associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?

    Hmm, Ireland was an axis power so I should probably say yes to that one.


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    #42
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Easca Peasca wrote: »
    What is love?

    a) Baby don't hurt me
    b) Other

    If other, please explain below.
    ___________________________________
    ___________________________________
    ___________________________________

    b) Other

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE61Bz7IHKg


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    #43
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    Do ye like ham?


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    #44
    Faith+1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    The 1911 census is a pretty cool if you want to research your family tree however the last question doesn't fcuk around...

    " If deaf and dumb, dumb only, Blind, Imbecile or Idiot ; or Lunatic"

    Plently of idiots in my house anyway :pac:


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    #45
    FizzleSticks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


    This post has been deleted.


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    #46
    BlondeMoment
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭BlondeMoment


    1.Wheres the fife

    2.Gimme the fife


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    #47
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    How's your bra?


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    #48
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    Roy Keane or Mick McCarthy?


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    #49
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »
    Hmm, Ireland was an axis power so I should probably say yes to that one.

    Wha?


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    #50
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Q) Are you looking at my bird/girlfriend/moth

    A) Yes
    B) No
    C) This is gonna hurt.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #51
    Akrasia
    Registered Users Posts: 22,272 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    TheTorment wrote: »
    What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

    How do know so much about swallows?


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    #52
    Akrasia
    Registered Users Posts: 22,272 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    Which would you prefer if you had to choose one of these options

    1. A hand that is made out of ham, that you can eat and the ham grows back (not straight away, but after a day or two)

    2. An a armpit that dispenses suncream
    (not an infinite amount, so you can't like open a suncream factory, but enough for you to use and for your family and people near you)


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    #53
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Do you know what a tracker mortgage is?


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    #54
    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Biscuit or cake?


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    #55
    RayCon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭RayCon


    Does humor belong in music ?


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    #56
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    How's your sex life?


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    #57
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 37,645 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Permabear wrote: »
    This post had been deleted.

    Back in the day, I used to give blood as often as I could. Saw it as the least I could do and I filled out that part of the questionnaire. Every. Single. Time.

    We sat again for an hour and a half discussing maps and figures and always getting back to that most damnable creation of the perverted ingenuity of man - the County of Tyrone.

    H. H. Asquith



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    #58
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    ancapailldorcha wrote: »
    Back in the day, I used to give blood as often as I could. Saw it as the least I could do and I filled out that part of the questionnaire. Every. Single. Time.

    ???


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    #59
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users Posts: 28,736 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Has anyone else not received the form yet?


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    #60
    the running joke
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12 ✭the running joke


    "Who do you think will win You're a Star?"


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    #61
    I wear socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭I wear socks


    the running joke wrote: »
    "Who do you think will win You're a Star?"

    Go Go Micky Joe


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