How are your chatting up skills-how do you try to pull

Specialun

Well lads what are your tactics..get her a drink..throw some shapes and try lob the gob..just talking to them normally..whats your approach

Girls- do ye chat up the men or how do ye look to pull the opposite sex..do you make the 1st move

osarusan

oh sweet jesus there will be 50 new accounts before the night is over.

lifeandtimes

If you were a burger you'd be a mcgorgous.

Works every time

Hi, what's your name?

The Moldy Gowl

The D.E.N.N.I.S method of Course

http://m.imgur.com/UdrnjuL?r

The One Doctor

Hi.

Liberosis

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Hi, what's your name?

You silver tongued devil you.

tomwaterford

I'm going to follow this for advise :-/

DamagedTrax

The Moldy Gowl wrote: »

The D.E.N.N.I.S method of Course

http://m.imgur.com/UdrnjuL?r

It really adds to the excitement for everyone involved.

Dennis is a hero :cool:

Jim Bob Scratcher

My chat up lines are shoite but my pulling skills are top class, currently pulling the willy of meself to the lovely ladies of babestation

cantdecide

I keep making the mistake of being myself and trying to connect on a human level. Apparently that's a major love killer

You got a realll purrrrty face Mister. Mind if I rub myself up against your thigh?

Alf Stewart.

Hey good lookin, wanna dance?

Ya do?

Ok, well fcuk off on to the dance floor, so as I can chat up yer mate.

Timberrrrrrrr

tomwaterford wrote: »

I'm going to follow this for advise :-/

I advise you to understand the difference between advice and advise

tomwaterford

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

I advise you to understand the difference between advice and advise

Baasstards
Hate autocorrect

:pac:

Specialun

Deleted User wrote: »

You got a realll purrrrty face Mister. Mind if I rub myself up against your thigh?

Pm sent

The Moldy Gowl

DamagedTrax wrote: »

It really adds to the excitement for everyone involved.

Dennis is a hero :cool:

http://m.imgur.com/Ukr2IcD?r

the evasion_kid

My chat up skills are in a coffin,couldnt be arsed anymore..

The Moldy Gowl

The Moldy Gowl wrote: »

http://m.imgur.com/Ukr2IcD?r

Mouldy who is this Dennis dude?

cantdecide

Specialun wrote: »

Pm sent

I've already PM'd her and she says my wallet is long gone...

smash

Turns pockets inside out... "Wanna see my elephant impersonation?"

So, Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet?

PS - I haven't asked a girl out since 1991.

biko

I just wait until I am hammered and she is too.
Happy days

Specialun

biko wrote: »

I just wait until I am hammered and she is too.
Happy days

Oh biko..you smooth operator

OU812

"Can I buy you a drink? You don't need to talk to me, or hang out... It's just in case anyone asks me did I have a good night, I want to be able to tell them I bought a drink for the best looking girl in the place..."

Buy the drink & then walk away, stay in her line of sight, she'll come over to you inside five minutes...


Of course, the last girl I used this on, I ended up marrying, so I don't know if it'll still work...

The Moldy Gowl

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Mouldy who is this Dennis dude?

http://m.imgur.com/EwmLIOm?r

OU812

OU812 wrote: »

"Can I buy you a drink? You don't need to talk to me, or hang out... It's just in case anyone asks me did I have a good night, I want to be able to tell them I bought a drink for the best looking girl in the place..."

Buy the drink & then walk away, stay in her line of sight, she'll come over to you inside five minutes...


Of course, the last girl I used this on, I ended up marrying, so I don't know if it'll still work...

All joking aside, I hate those stupid tricks.

dr.bollocko

Just agree to the dowry so long as he doesn't want your best stud-horse.

smash

OU812 wrote: »

Buy the drink & then walk away, stay in her line of sight, she'll come over to you inside five minutes...

Yea. When she wants another free drink.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I go out with my friends just to have fun not to pull. I think when you're not interested or not looking, you get hit on way more. Couple of times I've been out, single and looking to get into mischief, it'll be all young lads that'll come over

LexieOnRale

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I go out with my friends just to have fun not to pull. I think when you're not interested or not looking, you get hit on way more. Couple of times I've been out, single and looking to get into mischief, it'll be all young lads that'll come over

My unfortunate experience is married men and the socially challenged.

The Moldy Gowl

[Deleted User] wrote: »

My unfortunate experience is married men and the socially challenged.

And man bastards.

Young, spritely, man bastards, Particulary ones who like to post gifs.

Specialun

Whats a man bastard

The Moldy Gowl

Specialun wrote: »

Whats a man bastard

What's a man bastard?

A man who is a bastard, obviously

Ronald Wilson Reagan

Pull one for the gipper.

Specialun

I have a big red watch..an addidas one..women seem to like to comment on it..which starts off the convo

smash

The Moldy Gowl wrote: »

What's a man bastard?

A man who is a bastard, obviously

As opposed to a woman bastard. They're even worse!

MacauDragon

I have a laminated presentation card with my listed assets, earnings graph, future projected earnings, certification of health and court clearance from all prior misunderstandings. A bit like what a timeshare sales rep might use.
I focus on the benefits they'll receive, offer them some free snacks and tell them I've had other women enquire.

The Moldy Gowl

The Moldy Gowl wrote: »

And man bastards.

Young, spritely, man bastards, Particulary ones who like to post gifs.

Oh stoppitt you! :pac:

The Moldy Gowl

smash wrote: »

As opposed to a woman bastard. They're even worse!

The world would be a better place if it was only populated by man bastards playing FIFA in their batman pyjamas, eating spice bags and farting.

Specialun

Specialun wrote: »

I have a big red watch..an addidas one..women seem to like to comment on it..which starts off the convo

Funny you should mention that. I actually have a thing for watches. It's one of the first things I notice about a man.

More Longines then Addidas though

Andre 3000

I grill more birds than George Foreman.

Specialun

The Moldy Gowl wrote: »

The world would be a better place if it was only populated by man bastards playing FIFA in their batman pyjamas, eating spice bags and farting.

Wooooo woooo woooo girl..you call call us bastards but dont have a pop at farting and batman pj's

Specialun

Deleted User wrote: »

Funny you should mention that. I actually have a thing for watches. It's one of the first things I notice about a man.

More Longines then Addidas though

You cant beat agood watch..drawer full of them..mate has a fake rolex which he found out after got him a job when he wore it in an interview

smash

Specialun wrote: »

You cant beat agood watch..drawer full of them..mate has a fake rolex which he found out after got him a job when he wore it in an interview

My uncle bought a genuine rolox of a lucky lucky man.

The Moldy Gowl

Specialun wrote: »

Wooooo woooo woooo girl..you call call us bastards but dont have a pop at farting and batman pj's

I'm a 11 year old boy, who has batman pyjamas.

Anyone who hates on my pyjamas gets a slap upside the chops.

Specialun

Specialun wrote: »

You cant beat agood watch..drawer full of them..mate has a fake rolex which he found out after got him a job when he wore it in an interview

I only have one lovely watch. I can't afford the really fab ones but it's nice to look

Interesting about your friend. Interviews are a whole other thread. The "real" reason a person gets hired.

Specialun

Deleted User wrote: »

I only have one lovely watch. I can't afford the really fab ones but it's nice to look

Interesting about your friend. Interviews are a whole other thread. The "real" reason a person gets hired.

About 6 weeks after he was hired the guy that hired him asked how much it cost.."its fake, got it in italy" was the response..yeman goes on to tell him he spotted it during the interview and thought oh his successfull..he still has the job

The Moldy Gowl

The Moldy Gowl wrote: »

I'm a 11 year old boy, who has batman pyjamas.

Anyone who hates on my pyjamas gets a slap upside the chops.

Stop lying.

You are 45.

tomwaterford

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Stop lying.

You are 45.

Born feb 29th???

tomwaterford

tomwaterford wrote: »

Born feb 29th???

Eh??? *scratches head*