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How are your chatting up skills-how do you try to pull

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  • #32
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    My unfortunate experience is married men and the socially challenged.

    And man bastards.

    Young, spritely, man bastards, Particulary ones who like to post gifs.


  • #33
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Whats a man bastard


  • #34
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Specialun wrote: »
    Whats a man bastard

    What's a man bastard?

    A man who is a bastard, obviously


  • #35
    Ronald Wilson Reagan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 282 ✭✭Ronald Wilson Reagan


    Pull one for the gipper.


  • #36
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    I have a big red watch..an addidas one..women seem to like to comment on it..which starts off the convo


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  • #37
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    The Moldy Gowl wrote: »
    What's a man bastard?

    A man who is a bastard, obviously

    As opposed to a woman bastard. They're even worse!


  • #38
    MacauDragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 217 ✭✭MacauDragon


    I have a laminated presentation card with my listed assets, earnings graph, future projected earnings, certification of health and court clearance from all prior misunderstandings. A bit like what a timeshare sales rep might use.
    I focus on the benefits they'll receive, offer them some free snacks and tell them I've had other women enquire.


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Moldy Gowl wrote: »
    And man bastards.

    Young, spritely, man bastards, Particulary ones who like to post gifs.

    Oh stoppitt you! :pac:


  • #40
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    smash wrote: »
    As opposed to a woman bastard. They're even worse!

    The world would be a better place if it was only populated by man bastards playing FIFA in their batman pyjamas, eating spice bags and farting.


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Specialun wrote: »
    I have a big red watch..an addidas one..women seem to like to comment on it..which starts off the convo

    Funny you should mention that. I actually have a thing for watches. It's one of the first things I notice about a man.

    More Longines then Addidas though :p


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  • #42
    Andre 3000
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭Andre 3000


    I grill more birds than George Foreman.


  • #43
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    The Moldy Gowl wrote: »
    The world would be a better place if it was only populated by man bastards playing FIFA in their batman pyjamas, eating spice bags and farting.

    Wooooo woooo woooo girl..you call call us bastards but dont have a pop at farting and batman pj's


  • #44
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Funny you should mention that. I actually have a thing for watches. It's one of the first things I notice about a man.

    More Longines then Addidas though :p


    You cant beat agood watch..drawer full of them..mate has a fake rolex which he found out after got him a job when he wore it in an interview


  • #45
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Specialun wrote: »
    You cant beat agood watch..drawer full of them..mate has a fake rolex which he found out after got him a job when he wore it in an interview

    My uncle bought a genuine rolox of a lucky lucky man.


  • #46
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Specialun wrote: »
    Wooooo woooo woooo girl..you call call us bastards but dont have a pop at farting and batman pj's

    I'm a 11 year old boy, who has batman pyjamas.

    Anyone who hates on my pyjamas gets a slap upside the chops.


  • #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Specialun wrote: »
    You cant beat agood watch..drawer full of them..mate has a fake rolex which he found out after got him a job when he wore it in an interview

    I only have one lovely watch. I can't afford the really fab ones but it's nice to look :)

    Interesting about your friend. Interviews are a whole other thread. The "real" reason a person gets hired.


  • #48
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I only have one lovely watch. I can't afford the really fab ones but it's nice to look :)

    Interesting about your friend. Interviews are a whole other thread. The "real" reason a person gets hired.


    About 6 weeks after he was hired the guy that hired him asked how much it cost.."its fake, got it in italy" was the response..yeman goes on to tell him he spotted it during the interview and thought oh his successfull..he still has the job


  • #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Moldy Gowl wrote: »
    I'm a 11 year old boy, who has batman pyjamas.

    Anyone who hates on my pyjamas gets a slap upside the chops.

    Stop lying.

    You are 45.


  • #50
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Stop lying.

    You are 45.

    Born feb 29th???


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Born feb 29th???

    Eh??? *scratches head*


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  • #52
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Eh??? *scratches head*

    Leap year ;)


  • #53
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Eh??? *scratches head*

    Happens once every four years

    So he/she could be both 11 and 44???








    Boring people to tears is my chat up method.....as you can tell it works a treat :( :pac:


  • #54
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    smash wrote: »
    Leap year ;)

    Haha! :D


  • #55
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    I find the best way to pull women is to bring a trident and giant net.


  • #56
    agent graves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 354 ✭✭agent graves


    Walk up to them, give a cheeky wink and say..... how you doin


  • #57
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    agent graves wrote: »
    Walk up to them, give a cheeky wink and say..... how you doin

    Is that with your time machine parked outside :P


  • #58
    agent graves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 354 ✭✭agent graves


    The_Valeyard wrote:
    Is that with your time machine parked outside


    Joey from friends taught me everything I need to know


  • #59
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    agent graves wrote: »
    Joey from friends taught me everything I need to know

    Have you tried pointing at them and saying "aaaaaaayyy" as you kick the juke box?


  • #60
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    agent graves wrote: »
    Joey from friends taught me everything I need to know


    Got VD?



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  • #61
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Are people more interested in the "not interested" vibes people give off?


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