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How are your chatting up skills-how do you try to pull

  • 04-04-2016 09:51PM
    #1
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭


    Well lads what are your tactics..get her a drink..throw some shapes and try lob the gob..just talking to them normally..whats your approach

    Girls- do ye chat up the men or how do ye look to pull the opposite sex..do you make the 1st move


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Comments

  • #2
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,059 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    oh sweet jesus there will be 50 new accounts before the night is over.


  • #3
    lifeandtimes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭lifeandtimes


    If you were a burger you'd be a mcgorgous.

    Works every time


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 318 ✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hi, what's your name?


  • #5
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    The D.E.N.N.I.S method of Course

    http://m.imgur.com/UdrnjuL?r


  • #6
    The One Doctor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    Hi.


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  • #7
    Liberosis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭Liberosis


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Hi, what's your name?

    You silver tongued devil you.


  • #8
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    I'm going to follow this for advise :-/


  • #9
    DamagedTrax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    The Moldy Gowl wrote: »
    The D.E.N.N.I.S method of Course

    http://m.imgur.com/UdrnjuL?r

    It really adds to the excitement for everyone involved.

    Dennis is a hero :cool:


  • #10
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    My chat up lines are shoite but my pulling skills are top class, currently pulling the willy of meself to the lovely ladies of babestation


  • #11
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,363 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    I keep making the mistake of being myself and trying to connect on a human level. Apparently that's a major love killer :(


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You got a realll purrrrty face Mister. Mind if I rub myself up against your thigh?


  • #13
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    Hey good lookin, wanna dance?

    Ya do?

    Ok, well fcuk off on to the dance floor, so as I can chat up yer mate.


  • #14
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,296 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    I'm going to follow this for advise :-/

    I advise you to understand the difference between advice and advise :D


  • #15
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    I advise you to understand the difference between advice and advise :D

    Baasstards
    Hate autocorrect

    :pac:


  • #16
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You got a realll purrrrty face Mister. Mind if I rub myself up against your thigh?


    Pm sent


  • #17
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    DamagedTrax wrote: »
    It really adds to the excitement for everyone involved.

    Dennis is a hero :cool:

    http://m.imgur.com/Ukr2IcD?r


  • #18
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    My chat up skills are in a coffin,couldnt be arsed anymore..


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Moldy Gowl wrote: »
    http://m.imgur.com/Ukr2IcD?r

    Mouldy who is this Dennis dude?


  • #20
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,363 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Specialun wrote: »
    Pm sent

    I've already PM'd her and she says my wallet is long gone...


  • #21
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Turns pockets inside out... "Wanna see my elephant impersonation?"


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So, Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet?

    PS - I haven't asked a girl out since 1991.


  • #23
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I just wait until I am hammered and she is too.
    Happy days :)


  • #24
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    biko wrote: »
    I just wait until I am hammered and she is too.
    Happy days :)


    Oh biko..you smooth operator


  • #25
    OU812
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,114 ✭✭✭OU812


    "Can I buy you a drink? You don't need to talk to me, or hang out... It's just in case anyone asks me did I have a good night, I want to be able to tell them I bought a drink for the best looking girl in the place..."

    Buy the drink & then walk away, stay in her line of sight, she'll come over to you inside five minutes...


    Of course, the last girl I used this on, I ended up marrying, so I don't know if it'll still work...


  • #26
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Mouldy who is this Dennis dude?

    http://m.imgur.com/EwmLIOm?r


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OU812 wrote: »
    "Can I buy you a drink? You don't need to talk to me, or hang out... It's just in case anyone asks me did I have a good night, I want to be able to tell them I bought a drink for the best looking girl in the place..."

    Buy the drink & then walk away, stay in her line of sight, she'll come over to you inside five minutes...


    Of course, the last girl I used this on, I ended up marrying, so I don't know if it'll still work...

    All joking aside, I hate those stupid tricks.


  • #28
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Just agree to the dowry so long as he doesn't want your best stud-horse.


  • #29
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    OU812 wrote: »
    Buy the drink & then walk away, stay in her line of sight, she'll come over to you inside five minutes...

    Yea. When she wants another free drink.


  • #30
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I go out with my friends just to have fun not to pull. I think when you're not interested or not looking, you get hit on way more. Couple of times I've been out, single and looking to get into mischief, it'll be all young lads that'll come over :(


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I go out with my friends just to have fun not to pull. I think when you're not interested or not looking, you get hit on way more. Couple of times I've been out, single and looking to get into mischief, it'll be all young lads that'll come over :(

    My unfortunate experience is married men and the socially challenged.


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