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Is it wrong to look at a woman's arse these days?

  • 25-03-2016 3:12am
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭


    The world has gone PC mad. I was in Tesco today and the amount of sexy
    Female arses I saw was UNREAL. Women, what do you think? Does this offend you? We look and we don't make it obvious but even that seems "offensive" now


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    No, and even if you are already married you can still look at the menu but you just can't order.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Keane2baMused


    Look away.

    I would be insulted if you looked away in horror...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭BlondeMoment


    Mine looks like lumpy porridge.....so il take all the looks I can get! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭Latatian


    Only if you're being an arse about it...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭jimmytwotimes 2013


    It's wrong to get caught looking.

    If a fella can't quietly take in a nice view these days, I don't want to live.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Pixelbastardo


    So we've established thats its perfectly fine to look. How about getting down on your knees and just burying your face right up in there ?. i've always wondered what would happen trying this in the middle of the street on a tuesday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    I was caught looking at one the other day, but it's tricky holding on to a drain pipe with only one free hand.

    On the real, I think if a woman goes out in Mc Hammer trousers or skateboard jeans then she can complain, because she's obviously not trying to draw attention to that area. But girls who walk around in skin-tight yoga pants and the like are quite obviously doing so for a reason, in which case they've not got a leg to stand on if men stare at their arses.

    Plus, is it not, like, quite a big compliment? I'd liken it to ripped blokes wearing very short-sleeved t-shirts, which expose the MMR injections on their arms. The difference is honesty. I don't think many lads would deny that they're trying to show off the aul' guns, but would women be as forthcoming with such an admission in relation to their hole?

    Some would, but others would resort to the 'oh these old things' chestnut when asked about their trousers, which were clearly bought with the knowledge that they're both fashionable and flattering in the arse department. It's about honesty.

    If I was a female, and I had problem with my arse being gawked at, I wouldn't invite the stares by wearing yoga pants or bum-lifting jeans. Then again, we have to be balanced and say, well, where in the rule book does it say women aren't allowed to wear tight jeans and oppose attention from lads at the same time? They have that right; the right to feel sexy but not want the attention that comes along with it, though both usually come hand in hand I feel.

    What was the question again?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    So we've established thats its perfectly fine to look. How about getting down on your knees and just burying your face right up in there ?. i've always wondered what would happen trying this in the middle of the street on a tuesday.

    Maybe Benburb Street.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭JackieBauer


    The thing with me is, I think the female bum is a work of art. Pantsuit, jeans, yoga pants whatever. Big, small, something in between, I'm really not fussy. A good bum is a good bum


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭HardenendMan


    Its downright rude if you make it obvious. What you look at secretly is fair.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    As long as you remember not to drool you will be ok OP.

    This is for all you large bottomed ladies out there. A tribute.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,624 ✭✭✭✭meeeeh


    I seriously doubt you saw unreal amount of sexy arses in Tesco.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,588 ✭✭✭ahnowbrowncow


    meeeeh wrote: »
    I seriously doubt you saw unreal amount of sexy arses in Tesco.

    Well not on a Friday, tis old biddy time then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,058 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    meeeeh wrote: »
    I seriously doubt you saw unreal amount of sexy arses in Tesco.

    That made me laugh!

    Be careful in your local Tesco, there's a load of oglers looking for sexy arses!

    Think he should have gone to spec savers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,354 ✭✭✭Redbishop


    I was out for a cycle tother day and a beautiful young female passed me out on her bike, I automatically thought, nice ass.
    I decided to stay with her for a while for an ogle, but she stretched away on me.
    It just reminded me my days of chasing young ass are gone, if you punctured my bike it couldn't have deflated as badly as me.
    Ah well onwards and upwards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,660 ✭✭✭armaghlad


    "Doesn't Mary have a lovely bottom"

    "Careful there Ted, that might offend the girls"

    "Of course, they all have lovely bottoms!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Well not on a Friday, tis old biddy time then.

    Hey, who's choosy. Get it where ye can :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Ah here , If it's come to a point where we can't look at a girls ass in them skin tight jeans or leggings.

    What's the point in leaving the gaff anymore?


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 976 ✭✭✭beach_walker


    Did you get the shopping done OP?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,278 ✭✭✭Dr. Mantis Toboggan


    Redbishop wrote: »
    I was out for a cycle tother day and a beautiful young female passed me out on her bike, I automatically thought, nice ass.
    I decided to stay with her for a while for an ogle, but she stretched away on me.
    It just reminded me my days of chasing young ass are gone, if you punctured my bike it couldn't have deflated as badly as me.
    Ah well onwards and upwards.

    Something odd about that whole image.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    Be wrong not to in my opinion....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,504 ✭✭✭NiallBoo


    I think there's a big difference between looking and staring.

    It's just instinctive for someone or something to catch your eye,

    But staring you have control over.
    Most people don't like being stared at so if you do then you're probably going to make them uncomfortable for no real reason.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,866 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Taking a look at admiring it sure.... gawking at it with drool coming out of your mouth while you furiously beat your meat... not so good.
    Reminds me, need to sign on in the Guards after apparently "indecent exposure".. pfff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    If you don't have the cop on to have a look at a nice arse without staring or otherwise making it obvious what you're doing, then you deserve whatever you get.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    If a woman has a nice curvy and shapely bum the it's perfectly acceptable to check it out However if it's fat chunky saggy arse then you should never ever ever look as it will damage your eyes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go around...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,514 ✭✭✭TheChizler


    Look but don't leer I reckon!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,733 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    I do it, and I'll continue to do it. Nothing you can do will stop me.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Like another poster wrote I'd be insulted if they didn't. It's a nice one as well. I'm also open to comments such as "nice arse". Weird I know in today's world but that's just me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Like another poster wrote I'd be insulted if they didn't. It's a nice one as well. I'm also open to comments such as "nice arse". Weird I know in today's world but that's just me.

    Nice arse ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Look: ok
    Stare: not ok
    Follow to get a close-up view: very not ok
    Get so close you drool on it: very, very, very not ok


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nice arse ;)

    Thanks!


    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    If you don't mind your wife/gf checking guy's butts out then no, give it a stare.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Like another poster wrote I'd be insulted if they didn't. It's a nice one as well. I'm also open to comments such as "nice arse". Weird I know in today's world but that's just me.

    Good man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 788 ✭✭✭Sound Bite


    No problem with anyone looking at my arse.

    Look but don't touch.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,348 ✭✭✭SAMTALK


    Sound Bite wrote: »
    No problem with anyone looking at my arse.

    Look buy don't touch.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,441 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    biko wrote: »
    If you don't mind your wife/gf checking guy's butts out then no, give it a stare.


    My wife reckons I have a head like an owl that I can do a full 180' to get a good look at a woman's bum. Fortunately those women don't have eyes in the back of their heads, but there has been the odd time alright I got caught rotten :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Like another poster wrote I'd be insulted if they didn't. It's a nice one as well. I'm also open to comments such as "nice arse".

    Exhibit A for the defence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭soccercrew


    Is it wrong to look at womens arses these days,lol. These days everything is wrong, ya cant do this , ya cant do that but ya can this but years ago you couldnt. Maybe next year itll all reverse and vise versa. Humans are a fcuked up species when you dig deep into what we can and cant do on a global scale. were all not right in the heed!


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Exhibit A for the defence.

    What's wrong with a woman being ok about having her arse looked at and receiving a compliment on it?

    You're welcome to stare at mine Mustard :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Well not on a Friday, tis old biddy time then.

    Most of the young ones have the arses ran off themselves the ones with baggage are gone out of shape and the old biddies arses are all over the place. Only a select few left.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,316 ✭✭✭darlett


    anewme wrote: »
    Be careful in your local Tesco, there's a load of oglers looking for sexy arses!

    Think he should have gone to spec savers.

    I agree. That new receptionist working there is totally fit, buns of steels. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    When I do momentarily look at a woman's arse, for some reason I just imagine what comes out of it and then cringe and pay for my tins of beans and spaghetti hoops. Their asses aren't like they used to be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    When I do momentarily look at a woman's arse, for some reason I just imagine what comes out of it and then cringe and pay for my tins of beans and spaghetti hoops. Their asses aren't like they used to be.

    I would have thought you would be thinking more what you'd like to put into it :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    You're welcome to stare at mine Mustard :p

    *Dusts off binoculars*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Sam Kade wrote: »
    I would have thought you would be thinking more what you'd looked to put into it :)

    A fecking cork is what I'd stick into it, anything to stop me thinking of beans.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    *Dusts off binoculars*

    *looks around eagerly in the hope of seeing my favourite condiment*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,316 ✭✭✭darlett


    *looks around eagerly in the hope of seeing my favourite condiment*

    Hehehe. Dirty ol' burd. Hehehe.


    Oooooooooooooooooooooh. Cond...i-ment? :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭aunt aggie


    Look. Don't touch.

    Don't expect to be treated politely if you touch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    This is sad, this thread should be about boobs. Lovely pears, much more interesting.


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