The stereotypical Gay friend!

drunkmonkey

These I don't get, squeaky voice, clothes so tight they can't breathe, glued to social media on their phone regardless of who's taking to them, always sit with the girl with the biggest tits who also happens to have the biggest beer gut from drinking with the "boys".
You know gay that's easy understand, but the guys that fall straight out of a carry on movie, I just don't get them. You know your a dude why would you want to sit with women all night, to me it seems like a faith worse than death.
I bet these guys even annoy the **** out of normal gay guys as they end up getting pigeon holed with them.
I don't believe you born with an accent and persona straight out of have you been served.
So what you reckon AH, these guys just imposters that could be swayed to women once they get enough confidence or has your average gay guy a direct blood line to Kennth Williams?

mansize

Yawn

Panthro

OP...Go home drunk, you're monkey..

mansize

Are we going to go through all the characters of a lazy US teen movie???

drunkmonkey

mansize wrote: »

Yawn

Yea you right I'm off to bed, just seen a hen with 19 females and the token gay friend, made me a bit wtf dude, dudes are way more fun, why you want to hang around with girls all night and wft is going on with your voice.

mansize

Stoned Since 2011 wrote: »

Do they poop daily?

They poo pouri

mansize

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Yea you right I'm off to bed, just seen a hen with 19 females and the token gay friend, made me a bit wtf dude, dudes are way more fun, why you want to hang around with girls all night and wft is going on with your voice.

How did you know he was gay???

drunkmonkey

mansize wrote: »

How did you know he was gay???

Ah cause his clothes didn't fit, he had a quiff you could surf and spoke in a high pitched voice more than likely because his nuts were so squashed from the skinny jeans, waitress even gave me a wink and a squeeze on the bottom leaving proclaiming I was the only man here tonight.

mansize

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Ah cause his clothes didn't fit, he had a quiff you could surf and spoke in a high pitched voice more than likely because his nuts were so squashed from the skinny jeans, waitress even gave me a wink and a squeeze on the bottom leaving proclaiming I was the only man here tonight.

Now I don't believe you

mansize

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Ah cause his clothes didn't fit, he had a quiff you could surf and spoke in a high pitched voice more than likely because his nuts were so squashed from the skinny jeans, waitress even gave me a wink and a squeeze on the bottom leaving proclaiming I was the only man here tonight.

Again, how did you know he was gay??? None of the above are an indicator

Azalea

I know a guy who was inherently camp before he even came out. And even though he dated girls we weren't a bit surprised when he revealed he was gay, so it's not necessarily put on. Exaggerated at times, yes.

Junkyard Tom

I think that's camp rather than gay, no?

mansize

So wait, are gays just shy heteros??? Is that what you asked in your op???

deco nate

Wow, op post is full of crazy!, time for bed op!
Just leave it.

drunkmonkey

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

I think that's camp rather than gay, no?

Yea that's the word how do you become naturally camp, look at reggie kraw ffs, he was gay and viciously male, how do the rest of them turn into tinkey winkey and prefer female company, they seem a complete annomoly, the opposite of gay infact, Hopefully a normal gay guy will drop in and give his 2 cent.

ToddyDoody

drunkmonkey wrote: »

These I don't get, squeaky voice, clothes so tight they can't breathe, glued to social media on their phone regardless of who's taking to them, always sit with the girl with the biggest tits who also happens to have the biggest beer gut from drinking with the "boys".
You know gay that's easy understand, but the guys that fall straight out of a carry on movie, I just don't get them. You know your a dude why would you want to sit with women all night, to me it seems like a faith worse than death.
I bet these guys even annoy the **** out of normal gay guys as they end up getting pigeon holed with them.
I don't believe you born with an accent and persona straight out of have you been served.
So what you reckon AH, these guys just imposters that could be swayed to women once they get enough confidence or has your average gay guy a direct blood line to Kennth Williams?

If he was looking for attention (and he was) he certainly got yours.

Its the unfortunate part of living in a diverse society, some people will just plain annoy you.

And you're right, it is all just a scam to get close to women's knickers.

drunkmonkey

deco nate wrote: »

Wow, op post is full of crazy!, time for bed op!
Just leave it.

Good call, I'm out of here, time to find the residents bar.

mansize

A normal gay guy??? What's one of those???

A guy who just puts his cock in guys asses without a disco ball???

mansize

This is a weird thread - still want to know how op knew he was gay, I hope he was gentle with the op, especially if it was his first time

Yamanoto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV0ynB0KmLY

Pretzill

It's 'Are you being served?' And fate not faith -

Not that I'm the correcting type but the rest of your post isn't worth it.

StewartGriffin

mansize wrote: »

This is a weird thread - still want to know how op knew he was gay, I hope he was gentle with the op, especially if it was his first time

Oh stop trying to pretend it's not obvious. Either you're just being a smartass or you have minimal real life experience.

PucaMama

StewartGriffin wrote: »

Oh stop trying to pretend it's not obvious. Either you're just being a smartass or you have minimal real life experience.

He's talking to you like that cus he's gay. He knows exactly what you mean.

The_Valeyard

Well, I bet he was fabulous

misstearheus

Franc the Irish Wedding Planner is King of camp. Had presumed he was gay and then on one of his Shows on RTE, in walked his wife with Flower-Arrangements! My face was like this. :eek: I wonder is Francis and/or John Brennan gay?

Occasionally Simon Cowell evokes suspicions in me.

Yamanoto

misstearheus wrote: »

I wonder is Francis and/or John Brennan gay?

Think your gaydar needs calibrating if you're only wondering about Francis.

One eyed Jack

Yamanoto wrote: »

Think your gaydar needs calibrating if you're only wondering about Francis.

Ohh Christ that onw made me laugh, bloody brilliant!!


Tbh OP I don't think they're necessarily gay, they're just camp as fcuk, and yes, most of the time they're annoying as hell, like "Franc", or they're funny as fcuk, like Francis.

Only in small doses though!

Ciderswigger

drunkmonkey wrote: »

waitress even gave me a wink and a squeeze on the bottom leaving proclaiming I was the only man here tonight.

I'll take 'Things that didn't happen' for 500 please Alex.

recylingbin

Azalea wrote: »

I know a guy who was inherently camp before he even came out. And even though he dated girls we weren't a bit surprised when he revealed he was gay, so it's not necessarily put on. Exaggerated at times, yes.

You turned him gay, azie.

misstearheus

But sure Franc is no less camp than Francis. :pac: I guess Francis' habit of saying ooooooooohhhhh a lot might be a bit telling alright. But in terms of camp-ness, a lot of his old-dear-isms and Mammying could be attributed to his job, more so than the jazz-hands of Alan Carr.

My Gaydar is definitely off anyways, I was about to say John seems outwardly gay and not an ounce of camp in him, but Google tells me he's married with 2 kids. :pac::rolleyes:

E.T.A: Asexual. Here ya go! And actually he has spoke before about women and marriage, so it didn't sound like he was ruling anything out. It sounds like he's just not interested in anything.


*re-calibrates*

Optimalprimerib

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Yea you right I'm off to bed, just seen a hen with 19 females and the token gay friend, made me a bit wtf dude, dudes are way more fun, why you want to hang around with girls all night and wft is going on with your voice.

Sounds kind of.... gay

JackieBauer

Stoned Since 2011 wrote: »

Went to woman's toilet.

Maybe he went in to smell the toilet bowl

DEFTLEFTHAND

My sister is homosexual, she's highly strung at times but I think that's more down to her personality than anything.

My favourite gay man has to be the journalist Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy is just amazing, you have to go hear him speak.

Wanderer78

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote:

My favourite gay man has to be the journalist Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy is just amazing, you have to go hear him speak.

What's the Craic with him?

Ted_YNWA

Am I right in reading OP right.

A man is gay if he likes female company

strelok

Wanderer78 wrote: »

What's the Craic with him?

he likes to annoy people. his current favourite targets are 21st century feminists.

he's very good at what he does.

suicide_circus

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Am I right in reading OP right.

A man is gay if he likes female company

Pretty much.

And if he's mad for the Wavin.

Ted_YNWA

Double edged sword then.

Better off living on my own in a hut in the forest to be on safe side.

Wanderer78

Ted_YNWA wrote:

Better off living on my own in a hut in the forest to be on safe side.

Sounds like heaven to me!

Bonzo Delaney

Before this is locked
Sort of get what the op is saying
But I reckon it's more to do with been in a social setting or out in a group
The same way a certain group of young heterosexual men might be seen as having messy boorish aggressive laddish behaviour when in a pack
Same with certain girls when out this loud intimidating omg and what ever else your having image.
So the same with some of the gay community.
It's like when some people are out they take their " normal " default personality setting and when their in certain social settings they turn it up a notch or 10
Seen it with my own eyes be people gay hetro or whatever.

Anita Blow

drunkmonkey wrote: »

I bet these guys even annoy the **** out of normal gay guys as they end up getting pigeon holed with them.

I'd be considered a "normal gay guy" but would never judge these lads, despite the fact that their persona mightn't be my cup of tea. It's their confidence to be whoever the **** they want to be despite years of physical/psychological bullying in school, loss of family/friends and derogatory comments from passersby that have won myself and countless others the rights we now enjoy over many decades.

fleet_admiral

misstearheus wrote: »

Franc the Irish Wedding Planner is King of camp. Had presumed he was gay and then on one of his Shows on RTE, in walked his wife with Flower-Arrangements! My face was like this. :eek: I wonder is Francis and/or John Brennan gay?

Occasionally Simon Cowell evokes suspicions in me.

Stevie Wonder could see that he's a baker of fancy cakes

MadDog76

mansize wrote: »

A normal gay guy??? What's one of those???

A guy who just puts his cock in guys asses without a disco ball???

A gay lad who hasn't yet found the courage to tell his gay friends that he's secretly sexually interested in women only .......... you know, a normal gay guy!

padd b1975

I would see these type of loons around fairly regularly, each one a bigger pain in the hole than the last.

I can't for the life of me understand why they don't just go to a gay pub and socialise with their own kind.

Having said that, they are encouraged by a lot of women for some reason....

The Randy Riverbeast

padd b1975 wrote: »

I would see these type of loons around fairly regularly, each one a bigger pain in the hole than the last.

I can't for the life of me understand why they don't just go to a gay pub and socialise with their own kind.

Having said that, they are encouraged by a lot of women for some reason....

You need to use more lube. The pain shouldn't be there.

Azalea

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

My sister is homosexual, she's highly strung at times but I think that's more down to her personality than anything.

My favourite gay man has to be the journalist Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy is just amazing, you have to go hear him speak.

The self loathing gay misogynist would appeal all right to a few folks around here.

Azalea

padd b1975 wrote: »

I would see these type of loons around fairly regularly, each one a bigger pain in the hole than the last.

I can't for the life of me understand why they don't just go to a gay pub and socialise with their own kind.

Having said that, they are encouraged by a lot of women for some reason....

I get that they annoy you but the reason they don't segregate themselves with "their own kind" is because they have the right to go where they please, as have unattractive women and whatever other group displeases folk here.

bodice ripper

Azalea wrote: »

I get that they annoy you but the reason they don't segregate themselves with "their own kind" is because they have the right to go where they please, as have unattractive women and whatever other group displeases folk here.

Unattractive, bi, American here. I can't go anywhere without annoying some one.

SafeSurfer

bodice ripper wrote: »

Unattractive, bi, American here. I can't go anywhere without annoying some one.

I hear Iran is nice this time of year.

bodice ripper

SafeSurfer wrote: »

I hear Iran is nice this time of year.

My Classical Studies teacher was always trying to convince me to go see various temples in the Middle East. Not with my ****ing passport(s)!

Whitewinged

drunkmonkey wrote: »

dudes are way more fun, why you want to hang around with girls all night .

Funny someone pointed this out, it actually reminds me of a certain quote by "Crazy Larry" in the movie Layer Cake :pac: