The stereotypical Gay friend!

drunkmonkey · 31-01-2016 02:15AM #1

These I don't get, squeaky voice, clothes so tight they can't breathe, glued to social media on their phone regardless of who's taking to them, always sit with the girl with the biggest tits who also happens to have the biggest beer gut from drinking with the "boys".
You know gay that's easy understand, but the guys that fall straight out of a carry on movie, I just don't get them. You know your a dude why would you want to sit with women all night, to me it seems like a faith worse than death.
I bet these guys even annoy the **** out of normal gay guys as they end up getting pigeon holed with them.
I don't believe you born with an accent and persona straight out of have you been served.
So what you reckon AH, these guys just imposters that could be swayed to women once they get enough confidence or has your average gay guy a direct blood line to Kennth Williams?

mansize · 31-01-2016 02:15AM

Yawn

Panthro · 31-01-2016 02:17AM

OP...Go home drunk, you're monkey..

mansize · 31-01-2016 02:18AM

Are we going to go through all the characters of a lazy US teen movie???

drunkmonkey · 31-01-2016 02:18AM

mansize wrote: »

Yawn

Yea you right I'm off to bed, just seen a hen with 19 females and the token gay friend, made me a bit wtf dude, dudes are way more fun, why you want to hang around with girls all night and wft is going on with your voice.

mansize · 31-01-2016 02:18AM

Stoned Since 2011 wrote: »

Do they poop daily?

They poo pouri

mansize · 31-01-2016 02:19AM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Yea you right I'm off to bed, just seen a hen with 19 females and the token gay friend, made me a bit wtf dude, dudes are way more fun, why you want to hang around with girls all night and wft is going on with your voice.

How did you know he was gay???

drunkmonkey · 31-01-2016 02:23AM

mansize wrote: »

How did you know he was gay???

Ah cause his clothes didn't fit, he had a quiff you could surf and spoke in a high pitched voice more than likely because his nuts were so squashed from the skinny jeans, waitress even gave me a wink and a squeeze on the bottom leaving proclaiming I was the only man here tonight.

mansize · 31-01-2016 02:24AM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Ah cause his clothes didn't fit, he had a quiff you could surf and spoke in a high pitched voice more than likely because his nuts were so squashed from the skinny jeans, waitress even gave me a wink and a squeeze on the bottom leaving proclaiming I was the only man here tonight.

Now I don't believe you

mansize · 31-01-2016 02:25AM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Ah cause his clothes didn't fit, he had a quiff you could surf and spoke in a high pitched voice more than likely because his nuts were so squashed from the skinny jeans, waitress even gave me a wink and a squeeze on the bottom leaving proclaiming I was the only man here tonight.

Again, how did you know he was gay??? None of the above are an indicator

Azalea · 31-01-2016 02:25AM

I know a guy who was inherently camp before he even came out. And even though he dated girls we weren't a bit surprised when he revealed he was gay, so it's not necessarily put on. Exaggerated at times, yes.

Junkyard Tom · 31-01-2016 02:26AM

I think that's camp rather than gay, no?

mansize · 31-01-2016 02:27AM

So wait, are gays just shy heteros??? Is that what you asked in your op???

deco nate · 31-01-2016 02:30AM

Wow, op post is full of crazy!, time for bed op!
Just leave it.

drunkmonkey · 31-01-2016 02:31AM

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

I think that's camp rather than gay, no?

Yea that's the word how do you become naturally camp, look at reggie kraw ffs, he was gay and viciously male, how do the rest of them turn into tinkey winkey and prefer female company, they seem a complete annomoly, the opposite of gay infact, Hopefully a normal gay guy will drop in and give his 2 cent.

ToddyDoody · 31-01-2016 02:32AM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

These I don't get, squeaky voice, clothes so tight they can't breathe, glued to social media on their phone regardless of who's taking to them, always sit with the girl with the biggest tits who also happens to have the biggest beer gut from drinking with the "boys".
You know gay that's easy understand, but the guys that fall straight out of a carry on movie, I just don't get them. You know your a dude why would you want to sit with women all night, to me it seems like a faith worse than death.
I bet these guys even annoy the **** out of normal gay guys as they end up getting pigeon holed with them.
I don't believe you born with an accent and persona straight out of have you been served.
So what you reckon AH, these guys just imposters that could be swayed to women once they get enough confidence or has your average gay guy a direct blood line to Kennth Williams?

If he was looking for attention (and he was) he certainly got yours.

Its the unfortunate part of living in a diverse society, some people will just plain annoy you.

And you're right, it is all just a scam to get close to women's knickers.

drunkmonkey · 31-01-2016 02:32AM

deco nate wrote: »

Wow, op post is full of crazy!, time for bed op!
Just leave it.

Good call, I'm out of here, time to find the residents bar.

mansize · 31-01-2016 02:33AM

A normal gay guy??? What's one of those???

A guy who just puts his cock in guys asses without a disco ball???

mansize · 31-01-2016 02:36AM

This is a weird thread - still want to know how op knew he was gay, I hope he was gentle with the op, especially if it was his first time

Yamanoto · 31-01-2016 02:39AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV0ynB0KmLY

Pretzill · 31-01-2016 02:39AM

It's 'Are you being served?' And fate not faith -

Not that I'm the correcting type but the rest of your post isn't worth it.

StewartGriffin · 31-01-2016 03:04AM

mansize wrote: »

This is a weird thread - still want to know how op knew he was gay, I hope he was gentle with the op, especially if it was his first time

Oh stop trying to pretend it's not obvious. Either you're just being a smartass or you have minimal real life experience.

PucaMama · 31-01-2016 03:10AM

StewartGriffin wrote: »

Oh stop trying to pretend it's not obvious. Either you're just being a smartass or you have minimal real life experience.

He's talking to you like that cus he's gay. He knows exactly what you mean.

The_Valeyard · 31-01-2016 03:14AM

Well, I bet he was fabulous

misstearheus · 31-01-2016 03:47AM

Franc the Irish Wedding Planner is King of camp. Had presumed he was gay and then on one of his Shows on RTE, in walked his wife with Flower-Arrangements! My face was like this. :eek: I wonder is Francis and/or John Brennan gay?

Occasionally Simon Cowell evokes suspicions in me.

Yamanoto · 31-01-2016 03:55AM

misstearheus wrote: »

I wonder is Francis and/or John Brennan gay?

Think your gaydar needs calibrating if you're only wondering about Francis.

One eyed Jack · 31-01-2016 04:13AM

Yamanoto wrote: »

Think your gaydar needs calibrating if you're only wondering about Francis.

Ohh Christ that onw made me laugh, bloody brilliant!!

Tbh OP I don't think they're necessarily gay, they're just camp as fcuk, and yes, most of the time they're annoying as hell, like "Franc", or they're funny as fcuk, like Francis.

Only in small doses though!

Ciderswigger · 31-01-2016 04:32AM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

waitress even gave me a wink and a squeeze on the bottom leaving proclaiming I was the only man here tonight.

I'll take 'Things that didn't happen' for 500 please Alex.

recylingbin · 31-01-2016 05:21AM

Azalea wrote: »

I know a guy who was inherently camp before he even came out. And even though he dated girls we weren't a bit surprised when he revealed he was gay, so it's not necessarily put on. Exaggerated at times, yes.

You turned him gay, azie.

misstearheus · 31-01-2016 05:30AM

But sure Franc is no less camp than Francis.

:pac: I guess Francis' habit of saying ooooooooohhhhh a lot might be a bit telling alright. But in terms of camp-ness, a lot of his old-dear-isms and Mammying could be attributed to his job, more so than the jazz-hands of Alan Carr.

My Gaydar is definitely off anyways, I was about to say John seems outwardly gay and not an ounce of camp in him, but Google tells me he's married with 2 kids.

:pac::rolleyes:

E.T.A: Asexual. Here ya go!

And actually he has spoke before about women and marriage, so it didn't sound like he was ruling anything out. It sounds like he's just not interested in anything.

*re-calibrates*

Optimalprimerib · 31-01-2016 07:11AM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Yea you right I'm off to bed, just seen a hen with 19 females and the token gay friend, made me a bit wtf dude, dudes are way more fun, why you want to hang around with girls all night and wft is going on with your voice.

Sounds kind of.... gay

The stereotypical Gay friend!

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