Stupid stuff my dog barks at!!

bottlebrush

my dog barks at me to let me know he has just done a pee on his pee pad so that I will give him a treat

sligojoek

The wheelbarrow and the lawnmower.

A friend of mine has a dog that goes apesh1t if anyone says the word "Ba$tard".

madmaggie

My dog barks at me, and no one else. It only happens when she thinks I'm delaying her walk. She's all sweetness to himself, but I get the barks.

Gillouise

My Lab barks at anything and nothing, especially when he thinks everyone has left the house and he goes to the kitchen or out the back to bark into the air, he gets very embarrassed when he realises someone is home!
The little puppy we have didn't bark for 7 months but now he's starting to copy the big fella if anyone comes into the driveway or rings the bell.

Don't mind the little one's bark but the lab's bark is very loud and really hurts the ears sometimes

BlinkingLights

Mine barked at the cat ... just the once.

The cat looks and acts like a mafia boss.
Bark in his general direction = whack!

So the dog now barks really really quietly at the cat.

corner of hells

Mine barks at the lawnmower.The lawnmower doesn't have to be doing anything.
Often he goes into the shed just for a bark or two.

ziggy

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'i've only read like the first ten or so posts on this thread, but it's enough to make me wish I had a dog. God damn, I want a dog!!...






....dogs are awesome.

Stigura

I was explaining to a couple of friends, the other day, how I'd lost my glasses. This came about largely because, as I explained to them; " I was just leaving the room and one of the Dogs had said something to set me off. "

Now; Both these guys are Dog men. Neither batted an eyelid or sought to question it. They knew.

Years ago now, I was in a group conversation and mentioned how one of my Dogs had been shouting. Some f**king dick weed turned round and said, as if he was talking a five year old;

" Stigura: Dogs Bark. They don't 'Shout'. They're Dogs. "

I just thought; " How f**king dozy is this idiot?! Patently knows f**k all about Dogs! "

Graces7

Dog here has been trained by an expert not to bark except at certain things.

If someone is at the gate, she starts a kind of ticking bark, like a geiger counter effect. IF she hears them that is.

If they dare come any nearer, the full on bark and I realise why she was trained not to bark.... Ear splitting... OUCH!

She is my guard, my protector in a deep rural area. Keeps invaders out...

Just very occasionally she gets over excited but a firm NO BARKING stops that, A good little dog .

please helpThank YOU

galljga1 wrote: »

Are you allowed pets in prison?

Yes the pet have in prison is human Rat:):D.

bodhrandude

Our dog barks if someone mentions the word ducks and if you make a duck noise it goes absolutely spare, strange animals.

BBDBB

Anyone in a high visibility jacket

bottlebrush

BBDBB wrote: »

Anyone in a high visibility jacket

my last dog used to bark at anybody in a high visibility jacket and anybody carrying a stepladder or ladder and the window cleaner!

ToddyDoody

Barking at his own stupidity?

RiderOnTheStorm

My little dog barks at nearly everything that surprises / frightens her (as well as the usual.... Birds, doorbells, postmen etc). But the weirdest is when I draw the curtains she barks at them. Its not me, but the curtains themselves.... I can follow her eye line.

But she can be the funniest little dog too. She will fetch her fav toy and drop it in front of the other dog and barks until he goes for it, then she snatches it and runs away making other dog chase her.

ED E

Know a dog that freaks the f'ck out for the McDonalds jingle(new whistled version).

mayobumblebee

Four Phucs Ache wrote: »

Sorry to hear that.This is being contemplated in our house currently.Poor girl is 16 and not well with several health issues.

I can see your dog barking at gods slippers now, and his bin bags, and his couch.

He is sorely missed he was a real trouper a very kind post. Thank you.
She is really sweet and gentle a lovely dog in her own way. They are so different which is a blessing in its own way. 16 yes I can only imagine poor girl only you and your vet can know in the end what's best. Our boy didn't make 3 unfortunately he was born with a list of issues that eventually got the better of us. Best wishes with it

micar

Sister has a golden cocker spaniel
If you're wheeling a wheel Barrow around the garden, she'll bark at the wheel.

If you're using a rake, she'll bark at that.

Birds way up in the sky

mayobumblebee

Barked at the car this morning as it was parked different.
At the door only if she wants in if she wants out she just jumps on ur lap.
We had a friends dog visit today that genuinely did nt stop barking the whole time it was here. Solid hour and half She is very quiet this evening perhaps she got an overdose 😂😂

the_syco

You all need to read this
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox