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Do you keep count of how many people you've had sex with?

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    #32
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Chris_Bradley wrote: »
    If a woman tells you.... Just add 4 lol

    Well, I don't know if that's true, though maybe you were just joking. If a close friend or partner asked or I told them how many people I'd slept with then I wouldn't lie or reduce or inflate the number, I'm not ashamed or embarrassed about it.


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    #33
    blue note
    Registered Users Posts: 4,505 ✭✭✭blue note


    Stinicker wrote: »
    Mine is like the phonebook at this stage :D

    As in it's dusty because it never gets used anymore?


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    #34
    asherbassad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    El Horseboxo wrote: »
    I did when younger. Well not so much that I kept count but more so it was easy to remember. Then I went traveling for 2 years straight and now I honestly have no idea. The figure I have in my head could be +/- 10.

    Is traveling really a shagfest?
    Or did your travels just incorporate Liverpool and Oz?


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    #35
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    NASA computers are currently calculating the number. >_>


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    #36
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Ruu wrote: »
    NASA computers are currently calculating the number. >_>

    Careful now, that attempt to calculate could cause the whole space station computer system to crash! :pac:


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    #37
    whatdoicare
    Registered Users Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    Well if you don't count Fabio, Mr Grey, sexy orchard worker bandit pirate and the other imaginary menagerie of sexy men who I've allowed ravish me over the years then the list of like three men would be a hard one to forget, so I don't bother with a list like......
    Maybe when I'm a sexy widow....


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    #38
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    well , no, eh I am about -35 on the people I'd like to have sex with though.


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    #39
    osarusan
    Registered Users Posts: 16,553 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    -17 then.


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    #40
    Sleepy
    Registered Users Posts: 24,151 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    I did when I was younger but you sort of grow out of it in your mid-late twenties.


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    #41
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,058 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    I can remember all the different partners I've had so it's not that hard to figure it out.


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    #42
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    State I was in on some of the occassions, I don't remember all my conquests (nor would I wish too) :o :eek: :D


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    #43
    topper75
    Registered Users Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    Counting is only for nerds and perverts.


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    #44
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    only the good ones..


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    #45
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    topper75 wrote: »
    Counting is only for nerds and perverts.

    Don't forget pervert nerds.

    Oh the things they do to Star Wars figurines would make you blush!


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    #46
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    I don't deliberately count, but my number is very low for my age so I just remember.


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    #47
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,233 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    topper75 wrote: »
    Counting is only for nerds and perverts.

    Perds? Nerverts?


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    #48
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Ruu wrote: »
    NASA computers are currently calculating the number. >_>
    42


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    #49
    wilhelm roentgen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭wilhelm roentgen


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    Keeping a list is a sign of sexual addiction.

    I went to see my local GP about my sex addiction recently.

    'Right, lie on the bed and take off your underwear'




































































































































































































    'I beg your pardon' She said


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    #50
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    Careful now, that attempt to calculate could cause the whole space station computer system to crash! :pac:

    Divide by zero error? :pac:


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    #51
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Even if it wasn't a (very) low and easy-to-remember number, I can't think of any reason why I'd actually want or need to keep a record.


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    #52
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users Posts: 16,285 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    It's easy to remember!


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    #53
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    It's easy to remember!

    Let me guess, it's 35? :pac:


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    #54
    kettlehead
    Registered Users Posts: 414 ✭✭kettlehead


    I add up the seconds!


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    #55
    etoughguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭etoughguy


    kettlehead wrote: »
    I add up the seconds!

    sloppy seconds?


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    #56
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    I'm actually a bit disappointed that JosephRyan1989 hasn't posted in my thread yet, I suppose he's too busy off swiping right on tinder and getting laid non-stop to post here :pac:


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    #57
    mattP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭mattP


    I want to keep count, I am so far at least :P One :o kind of hard to forget haha
    I think itd be nice to know that equally you are on X many people's lists :o


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    #58
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Anybody who couldn't even offer a guestimate needs a girlfriend/boyfriend and a bloody good wash.


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    #59
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,040 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    I'm actually a bit disappointed that JosephRyan1989 hasn't posted in my thread yet, I suppose he's too busy off swiping right on tinder and getting laid non-stop to post here :pac:

    He probably keeps count of the swipes.


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    #60
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    maudgonner wrote: »
    Divide by zero error? :pac:

    Never divide by zero. You will create a black hole.


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    #61
    eviltwin
    Registered Users Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Only the men


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