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Do you keep count of how many people you've had sex with?

  • 16-12-2015 12:49pm
    #1
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭


    I'm not going to ask how many people you've had sex with, I know what sort of AH answers I'll get, or will get anyway. I was just wondering if people keep track of it, and not even in a 'notch on the bedpost' kind of a way, more in a 'hmm, how many is that now?' occasional head count :P I know how many people I've slept with. Obviously if it's a very small number you aren't even keeping track as such, you'll just know.


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  • #2
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,779 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    I plan to.


    Someday...hopefully...


  • #3
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,397 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Like, last night, or overall?


  • #4
    jezzer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,030 ✭✭✭jezzer


    i write each one of the birds names in a diary


  • #5
    howamidifferent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    I wont bother unless I cant count them on one hand anymore... :pac:


  • #6
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,640 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Keep count? With MY reputation?!? Pft!

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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  • #7
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Cant be sure until the next census.


  • #8
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    jezzer wrote: »
    i write each one of the birds names in a diary

    The ornithology forum is that way--->


  • #9
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Yes through my amazing ability to remember things that have happened in my life.


  • #10
    Clegg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,205 ✭✭✭✭Clegg


    Does your hand count? :o


  • #11
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    I did when younger. Well not so much that I kept count but more so it was easy to remember. Then I went traveling for 2 years straight and now I honestly have no idea. The figure I have in my head could be +/- 10.


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  • #12
    Corvo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Corvo


    Keep count? I plan a lobotomy to forget each and everyone, never mind remember.

    *shudders*


  • #13
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Do you keep count of how many people you've had sex with?

    Tbh, I'd be worried if I couldn't do so. Not in a "database" fashion but having to really think on it and then remembering "her, oh and that wan!" Nah, not for me.


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,497 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Clegg wrote: »
    Does your hand count? :o

    Hands cant get pregnant


  • #15
    ComfortKid
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭ComfortKid


    I would need a PHD in mathematics to keep count so, no I don't .


  • #16
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Keeping a list is a sign of sexual addiction.


  • #17
    howamidifferent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    BrownFinger wrote: »
    Hands cant get pregnant

    Apt username


  • #18
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    I only count the live ones...


  • #19
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    I've a mate whos been a Rep/Bar man/DJ, in Ibiza, Crete, Santa Ponsa over the years and he reckons hes in triple figures because of these trips.

    I believe him too.


  • #20
    kjl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,127 ✭✭✭kjl


    I lost count in my 20s


  • #21
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,779 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    howamidifferent wrote: »
    Apt username
    Just clicking the 'thanks' button isn't enough to adequately express how much this post made me laugh.


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  • #22
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    If a woman tells you.... Just add 4 lol


  • #23
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,978 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Off the top of my head....aww jeesh crunch numbers crunch numbers...





    myself included I'd say 1.


  • #24
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    jezzer wrote: »
    i write each one of the birds names in a diary

    Mine is like the phonebook at this stage :D


  • #25
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,239 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    ComfortKid wrote: »
    I would need a PHD in mathematics to keep count so, no I don't .

    Imaginary numbers are tricky alright

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #26
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Not really. A few were very memorable, some others not so much.


  • #27
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    Keeping a list is a sign of sexual addiction.

    Do you really think so? I'm just curious, I don't know anything about sex addiction. I just presumed that people who are sex addicts would have had sex with so many people that they would have lost count at one stage.


  • #28
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Yes, but Des Kelly told me I need to find a new way as they're sick of repalcing my bed posts.


  • #29
    se conman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 981 ✭✭✭se conman


    I've lost count of both of them.


  • #30
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,829 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    GavRedKing wrote: »
    I've a mate whos been a Rep/Bar man/DJ, in Ibiza, Crete, Santa Ponsa over the years and he reckons hes in triple figures because of these trips.

    I believe him too.

    I would be surprised if he wasn't.


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Chris_Bradley wrote: »
    If a woman tells you.... Just add 4 lol

    And if a man tells you just take away 17 lol


  • #32
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Chris_Bradley wrote: »
    If a woman tells you.... Just add 4 lol

    Well, I don't know if that's true, though maybe you were just joking. If a close friend or partner asked or I told them how many people I'd slept with then I wouldn't lie or reduce or inflate the number, I'm not ashamed or embarrassed about it.


  • #33
    blue note
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭blue note


    Stinicker wrote: »
    Mine is like the phonebook at this stage :D

    As in it's dusty because it never gets used anymore?


  • #34
    asherbassad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    El Horseboxo wrote: »
    I did when younger. Well not so much that I kept count but more so it was easy to remember. Then I went traveling for 2 years straight and now I honestly have no idea. The figure I have in my head could be +/- 10.

    Is traveling really a shagfest?
    Or did your travels just incorporate Liverpool and Oz?


  • #35
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    NASA computers are currently calculating the number. >_>


  • #36
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Ruu wrote: »
    NASA computers are currently calculating the number. >_>

    Careful now, that attempt to calculate could cause the whole space station computer system to crash! :pac:


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  • #37
    whatdoicare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    Well if you don't count Fabio, Mr Grey, sexy orchard worker bandit pirate and the other imaginary menagerie of sexy men who I've allowed ravish me over the years then the list of like three men would be a hard one to forget, so I don't bother with a list like......
    Maybe when I'm a sexy widow....


  • #38
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    well , no, eh I am about -35 on the people I'd like to have sex with though.


  • #39
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,779 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    -17 then.


  • #40
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,474 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    I did when I was younger but you sort of grow out of it in your mid-late twenties.


  • #41
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,370 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    I can remember all the different partners I've had so it's not that hard to figure it out.


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  • #42
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,950 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    State I was in on some of the occassions, I don't remember all my conquests (nor would I wish too) :o :eek: :D


  • #43
    topper75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    Counting is only for nerds and perverts.


  • #44
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    only the good ones..


  • #45
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    topper75 wrote: »
    Counting is only for nerds and perverts.

    Don't forget pervert nerds.

    Oh the things they do to Star Wars figurines would make you blush!


  • #46
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    I don't deliberately count, but my number is very low for my age so I just remember.


  • #47
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    topper75 wrote: »
    Counting is only for nerds and perverts.

    Perds? Nerverts?


  • #48
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Ruu wrote: »
    NASA computers are currently calculating the number. >_>
    42


  • #49
    wilhelm roentgen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭wilhelm roentgen


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    Keeping a list is a sign of sexual addiction.

    I went to see my local GP about my sex addiction recently.

    'Right, lie on the bed and take off your underwear'




































































































































































































    'I beg your pardon' She said


  • #50
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    Careful now, that attempt to calculate could cause the whole space station computer system to crash! :pac:

    Divide by zero error? :pac:


  • #51
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Even if it wasn't a (very) low and easy-to-remember number, I can't think of any reason why I'd actually want or need to keep a record.


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