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    #92
    arayess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    He did well to get it up in the first place. I wouldn't if two of my mates were filming me.

    he sure did , considering there looked like a coke session was in progress as well. If he'd been on that all night I'd say he was lucky to get what he did :)


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    #93
    [Deleted User]
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    Mahogany Gaspipe wrote: »
    I wonder which would be the greater insult; being outted as one who must sh1te in a bucket; or to have allegedly participated in a 5 hours sex flop.

    Culture/


    The aul swampy goul feek the town feeking all around her and her big burnt toe on display for all to see.


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    #94
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Amazing.

    I can't tell you where to find it, incase it's against the rules, but I can tell you that you won't find it on a site called X-Hamster if you type "gypsy Irish girl" into the search place.

    I also can't tell you that if you search for "Irish Travellers. Not one of our classier exports !" on the same site then you won't find the extended director's cut version.


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    #95
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Ah, that was a bit of a disappointment (and not just the twenty second ride :P), the OP's description was much funnier, though I'd never forget those pale arsecheeks bobbing up and down like he was a humping rabbit. Perhaps Hammer89 should become a professional porn narrator :D


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    #96
    Jinonatron
    Registered Users Posts: 111 ✭✭Jinonatron


    smash wrote: »
    I also can't tell you that if you search for "Irish Travellers. Not one of our classier exports !" on the same site then you won't find the extended director's cut version.

    Hahaha! Is it actually a parody. I don't know if the lads are travellers but your one is definitely a traveller.


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    #97
    cantdecide
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqzx-7zOvl0


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    #98
    jimmy180sx
    Registered Users Posts: 478 ✭✭jimmy180sx


    Some farmers tan on him

    "She won't let me in"


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    #99
    GerB40
    Registered Users Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭GerB40


    Jinonatron wrote: »
    Hahaha! Is it actually a parody. I don't know if the lads are travellers but your one is definitely a traveller.

    If yer one was a traveller then the boys would want to wear ten condoms coz their afraid of the A.I.D.S.

    I hope someone gets the reference....


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    #100
    Firewalkwithme
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    GerB40 wrote: »
    If yer one was a traveller then the boys would want to wear ten condoms coz their afraid of the A.I.D.S.

    I hope someone gets the reference....

    It's been over a half hour now man, it's not looking good is it? ;)


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    #101
    Valentina
    Registered Users Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    I'd never forget those pale arsecheeks bobbing up and down like he was a humping rabbit.

    Aaaaaaaand there goes my curiosity to look this up.


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    #102
    Firewalkwithme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,066 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    Valentina wrote: »
    Aaaaaaaand there goes my curiosity to look this up.

    Would you be tempted if I told you that he was exceptionally well groomed, fully shaven in fact? There is a nice close up gynaecological shot if you will, where you can clearly see that not a single hair remains in any crease or crevice.


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    #103
    Pink Fairy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Pink Fairy


    Cartoon_Head wrote: »
    Would you be tempted if I told you that he was exceptionally well groomed, fully shaven in fact? There is a nice close up gynaecological shot if you will, where you can clearly see that not a single hair remains in any crease or crevice.

    You mean he's pie-bald?!?!


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    #104
    Valentina
    Registered Users Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    Cartoon_Head wrote: »
    Would you be tempted if I told you that he was exceptionally well groomed, fully shaven in fact? There is a nice close up gynaecological shot if you will, where you can clearly see that not a single hair remains in any crease or crevice.

    Well, now that you mention it...

    No.


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    #105
    Niemoj
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    "WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE"


    Gold.


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    #106
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,909 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Cartoon_Head wrote: »
    Would you be tempted if I told you that he was exceptionally well groomed, fully shaven in fact? There is a nice close up gynaecological shot if you will, where you can clearly see that not a single hair remains in any crease or crevice.

    "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO3pUVbNSnA

    Yeah it's like that guy has yet to hit puberty, not a hair to be seen.


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    #107
    nocoverart
    Registered Users Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    Niemoj wrote: »
    "WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE"


    Gold.

    Yeah, that bit had me buckled over with laughter... if only Porn was always this funny. Shoot me down but I usually find most Porn fairly boring TBH.

    I just love the simplicity of the way the mind of a Traveling Person works. "Hey Miley! look at that flying kettle coming from that Outer Space thingy". "yeah, but does it have Copper Wheels Paddy?"

    And my mind is even more simplistic because I'm a stereotypical Pr1ck LOL.


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    #108
    [Deleted User]
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    Medusa22 wrote: »
    though I'd never forget those pale arsecheeks bobbing up and down like he was a humping rabbit.

    I thought if I did not seek - find - or watch the video that I would be spared the horror of whatever it is the OP is on about. But I think your description had the same effect. A little part of me inside just died I think. :)

    Now every time I advocate amateur porn on this forum I am going to think of this and second guess myself. Argh!


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    #109
    jezzer
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    I think they are all related


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    #110
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users Posts: 11,188 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Well she'll regret that now seeing as how it's gonna go viral within Ireland.


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    #111
    arayess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    at the very least in terms of justice , the 2 lads whose sexual reputation was damaged by her jibes will have their shot at redemption in the sequel.


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    #112
    doubledown
    Registered Users Posts: 804 ✭✭✭doubledown


    I MUST see this. Link please anyone?


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    #113
    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    doubledown wrote: »
    I MUST see this. Link please anyone?

    Yeah same here, my curiosity is killing me


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    #114
    fred funk }{
    Registered Users Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    jamesbere wrote: »
    Yeah same here, my curiosity is killing me

    Got back a page or two.


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    #115
    jezzer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,030 ✭✭✭jezzer


    I'd say she would take anything


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    #116
    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Well if that video proves one thing, it's that I can't masterbate to anything.

    I think they've opened up a whole new genre called awkward porn.


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    #117
    Buckfast W
    Registered Users Posts: 571 ✭✭✭Buckfast W


    Would of been better if the lad on the job done an American Psycho into the mirror


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    #118
    Summer wind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    I thought this thread was going to be about Miley and Fidelma in the hay barn.


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    #119
    Hunterbiker
    Registered Users Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭Hunterbiker


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    I stumbled upon some traveller porn recently. A classy production? I wouldn't go that far, but what it lacked in decorum and refinement, it more than made up for in accidental comedy.

    I'll set the scene: there's four travellers in a hotel room of some description - three blokes and one girl, but only one of them is riding your one. The video starts with quite a rotund young man, fully clothed thank f*ck, holding this iPhone toward the mirror and saying something like "it's a f*cking hard life, boys" in that unmistakable traveller brogue.

    He turns the camera toward the bed and it's clear that the girl is performing......
    This must be what porn was like before they invented the jazz mag...


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    #120
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 5,726 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    So what are the tag words to find said video?

    I'm guessing Irish, followed by traveller?


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    #121
    Grandeeod
    Registered Users Posts: 12,127 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    I think I saw the uncut version. It starts in a jeep with our lead actor (who doesn't sound like a traveller) filming some other lads fiddling with the wee lassie. He then describes how they are going to get some beer and then head to a hotel. I'd like to say thats when the real action begins, but eh, it doesn't.


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