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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,066 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    Valentina wrote: »
    Aaaaaaaand there goes my curiosity to look this up.

    Would you be tempted if I told you that he was exceptionally well groomed, fully shaven in fact? There is a nice close up gynaecological shot if you will, where you can clearly see that not a single hair remains in any crease or crevice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Pink Fairy


    Would you be tempted if I told you that he was exceptionally well groomed, fully shaven in fact? There is a nice close up gynaecological shot if you will, where you can clearly see that not a single hair remains in any crease or crevice.

    You mean he's pie-bald?!?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    Would you be tempted if I told you that he was exceptionally well groomed, fully shaven in fact? There is a nice close up gynaecological shot if you will, where you can clearly see that not a single hair remains in any crease or crevice.

    Well, now that you mention it...

    No.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Niemoj


    "WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE"


    Gold.


  • Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,936 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Would you be tempted if I told you that he was exceptionally well groomed, fully shaven in fact? There is a nice close up gynaecological shot if you will, where you can clearly see that not a single hair remains in any crease or crevice.

    "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO3pUVbNSnA

    Yeah it's like that guy has yet to hit puberty, not a hair to be seen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    Niemoj wrote: »
    "WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE"


    Gold.

    Yeah, that bit had me buckled over with laughter... if only Porn was always this funny. Shoot me down but I usually find most Porn fairly boring TBH.

    I just love the simplicity of the way the mind of a Traveling Person works. "Hey Miley! look at that flying kettle coming from that Outer Space thingy". "yeah, but does it have Copper Wheels Paddy?"

    And my mind is even more simplistic because I'm a stereotypical Pr1ck LOL.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    though I'd never forget those pale arsecheeks bobbing up and down like he was a humping rabbit.

    I thought if I did not seek - find - or watch the video that I would be spared the horror of whatever it is the OP is on about. But I think your description had the same effect. A little part of me inside just died I think. :)

    Now every time I advocate amateur porn on this forum I am going to think of this and second guess myself. Argh!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,030 ✭✭✭jezzer


    I think they are all related


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Well she'll regret that now seeing as how it's gonna go viral within Ireland.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    at the very least in terms of justice , the 2 lads whose sexual reputation was damaged by her jibes will have their shot at redemption in the sequel.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭doubledown


    I MUST see this. Link please anyone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    doubledown wrote: »
    I MUST see this. Link please anyone?

    Yeah same here, my curiosity is killing me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    jamesbere wrote: »
    Yeah same here, my curiosity is killing me

    Got back a page or two.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,030 ✭✭✭jezzer


    I'd say she would take anything


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Well if that video proves one thing, it's that I can't masterbate to anything.

    I think they've opened up a whole new genre called awkward porn.


  • Registered Users Posts: 571 ✭✭✭Buckfast W


    Would of been better if the lad on the job done an American Psycho into the mirror


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    I thought this thread was going to be about Miley and Fidelma in the hay barn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭Hunterbiker


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    I stumbled upon some traveller porn recently. A classy production? I wouldn't go that far, but what it lacked in decorum and refinement, it more than made up for in accidental comedy.

    I'll set the scene: there's four travellers in a hotel room of some description - three blokes and one girl, but only one of them is riding your one. The video starts with quite a rotund young man, fully clothed thank f*ck, holding this iPhone toward the mirror and saying something like "it's a f*cking hard life, boys" in that unmistakable traveller brogue.

    He turns the camera toward the bed and it's clear that the girl is performing......
    This must be what porn was like before they invented the jazz mag...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,779 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    So what are the tag words to find said video?

    I'm guessing Irish, followed by traveller?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,264 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    I think I saw the uncut version. It starts in a jeep with our lead actor (who doesn't sound like a traveller) filming some other lads fiddling with the wee lassie. He then describes how they are going to get some beer and then head to a hotel. I'd like to say thats when the real action begins, but eh, it doesn't.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,030 ✭✭✭jezzer


    It sounds like he farted during it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,264 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    jezzer wrote: »
    It sounds like he farted during it?

    Someone does anyway.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,030 ✭✭✭jezzer


    Grandeeod wrote: »
    I think I saw the uncut version. It starts in a jeep with our lead actor (who doesn't sound like a traveller) filming some other lads fiddling with the wee lassie. He then describes how they are going to get some beer and then head to a hotel. I'd like to say thats when the real action begins, but eh, it doesn't.

    really? where can this uncut version be found?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Taboola


    I can't believe people are still asking for the link :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,030 ✭✭✭jezzer


    Taboola wrote: »
    I can't believe people are still asking for the link :D

    Pm it to me please, the full version


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Thread Closed

    This has just turned into a thread for requests for the link rather than any discussion.

    I can't believe that I'm closing this before we found out who farted.


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