Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

thattequilagirl

On the bus and it's very full, I'm standing toward the back. A woman leaves her seat to get off. Another woman pushes past me to get to the seat and then dies the same thing to the woman who is vacating the seat.

It turns out the second woman she shoves past is 7 months pregnant.

The absolute ignorance.

kfallon

My thumb has gone all the yellowy bruised colour now, it's still sore but now it's sore and looks like it has jaundice

I hope it's just severe bruising and not any kind of break/fracture!

Robsweezie

Bathroom time clashes in the mornings

KatW4

Standing in a puddle and having to endure wet feet for the day.

Savage Tyrant

Only 3 hours into the working day and it's a real "face palm" day already...
Have a check around people, at least 4 villages are missing their idiots today. Look no further, I have them here.

SAMTALK

thattequilagirl wrote: »

On the bus and it's very full, I'm standing toward the back. A woman leaves her seat to get off. Another woman pushes past me to get to the seat and then dies the same thing to the woman who is vacating the seat.

It turns out the second woman she shoves past is 7 months pregnant.

The absolute ignorance.

I thought this was kamra for a minute :D:D

JustShon

SAMTALK wrote: »

I thought this was kamra for a minute :D:D

No, this is kamra: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/Canon_5D_Mark_III.jpg

Shannon757

JustShon wrote: »

No, this is kamra: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/Canon_5D_Mark_III.jpg

How?

JustShon

Shannon757 wrote: »

How?

Read how they spelt it

Say it out loud.

New Home

Shpellin'

Camera --> Kamra --> Karma

Shannon757

New Home wrote: »

Shpellin'

Camera --> Kamra --> Karma

Oh! :D

RayM

I have a philosophy exam in 3 minutes, and I just had to Google a definition of 'metaphysics'...

Calypso27

RayM wrote: »

I have a philosophy exam in 3 minutes, and I just had to Google a definition of 'metaphysics'...

Ugh, philosphy, that's a TA enough on its own. I did a semester of it in my first year in college, that was enough for me. Good luck with your exam!

Just remember......Plato, thinks we all live in a cave and enjoy shadow puppet shows :pac:

Shannon757

Calypso27 wrote: »

Ugh, philosphy, that's a TA enough on its own. I did a semester of it in my first year in college, that was enough for me. Good luck with your exam!

Just remember......Plato, thinks we all live in a cave and enjoy shadow puppet shows :pac:

That would have been great advice an hour ago :rolleyes:

Calypso27

Shannon757 wrote: »

That would have been great advice an hour ago :rolleyes:

Jeez, who p1ssed in your cornflakes this morning?

SAMTALK

JustShon wrote: »

No, this is kamra: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/Canon_5D_Mark_III.jpg

Thanks

It was before coffee break so you may excuse me

JustShon

SAMTALK wrote: »

Thanks

It was before coffee break so you may excuse me

Personally I think "It was before I'd had my coffee" should be an ironclad defense in a court of law.

"Why did you kill everyone in your office?"

"It was before I'd had my coffee."

"Case dismissed."

grundie

I've said it before, but I'll say it again.... wheeler dealers!

Wife put her hardly used Dawes touring cycle up for sale. We can't get a child seat to fit on it. €600 new, she was selling for €200 with no offers.

Some guy kept phoning her offering €100 and saying he was doing her a favour as she would never sell it for the asking price. Usual wheeler dealer nonsense.

So she does sell it for the asking price and the when informed wheeler dealer loses his mind demanding proof and to be told who it was sold too. She had to block his number.

Almost a carbon copy of an experience I had selling a laptop a year or two ago.

Menas

grundie wrote: »

I've said it before, but I'll say it again.... wheeler dealers!

Wife put her hardly used Dawes touring cycle up for sale. We can't get a child seat to fit on it. €600 new, she was selling for €200 with no offers.

Some guy kept phoning her offering €100 and saying he was doing her a favour as she would never sell it for the asking price. Usual wheeler dealer nonsense.

So she does sell it for the asking price and the when informed wheeler dealer loses his mind demanding proof and to be told who it was sold too. She had to block his number.

Almost a carbon copy of an experience I had selling a laptop a year or two ago.

At least with adverts you dont have to put your number up. Could not be having the muppets in wheeler dealer land calling me!

SAMTALK

JustShon wrote: »

Personally I think "It was before I'd had my coffee" should be an ironclad defense in a court of law.

"Why did you kill everyone in your office?"

"It was before I'd had my coffee."

"Case dismissed."

Are you an English teacher by any chance???

Or just bored??

Boom_Bap

Been sitting here for ages, headphones in ears but nothing playing for I would say over an hour.

whiskeyman

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Been sitting here for ages, headphones in ears but nothing playing for I would say over an hour.

I often do that at my desk so no one interrupts me!
:pac:

JustShon

SAMTALK wrote: »

Are you an English teacher by any chance???

Or just bored??

I'm not entirely sure what you're driving at but I'm just bored.

What's the connection to being an English teacher?

SAMTALK

JustShon wrote: »

I'm not entirely sure what you're driving at but I'm just bored.

What's the connection to being an English teacher?

Just thought you were going through posts for errors thats all

JustShon

SAMTALK wrote: »

Just thought you were going through posts for errors thats all

Ah no, I just spotted that one and thought it was funny because it'd sound like the word camera if spoken aloud, and quickly.

SAMTALK

JustShon wrote: »

Ah no, I just spotted that one and thought it was funny because it'd sound like the word camera if spoken aloud, and quickly.

Savage Tyrant

Very trivial one....

When you get a notification from an app on your phone, you use the notification as a link then to that exact part of said app... Message notifications will take you right to the conversation. Game notification straight to the game. That's the idea.
So why the fúck does the Sky News app not do the same?... They give you a notification for a headline... Most of them you'll ignore, but on every occasion I ever click in, not only does it only bring you just to the news list, but the page for the story in reference isn't even live yet.
So they are sending out notifications about storys BEFORE they've even updated the news list to include the relevant item.

Colser

whiskeyman wrote: »

I often do that at my desk so no one interrupts me!
:pac:

Me too,headset on doing paperwork :pac:

Anyway I went to a shopping centre earlier and forgot it was the farmers market day,place was jointed.I was going up a one way in the carpark and an ass*ole turned to come down against me,as we were nearly head on and I was determined not to give way someone started their car to back out.I was delighted because he would be driving off and the ass*ole would have to reverse but it turns out that he was also an ass*ole and backed out the wrong way so I was meant to reverse.......Long story short I got the space but made 2 enemies and I hope no one was nearby recording the "battle" because I would probably be ordered to do an anger management course.:o:pac:

jimgoose

Yes. Victory is mine!! I finally got rid of three bulky old televisions that weigh about a half-ton between them to the local WEEE place today. <does evil-yet-happy little dance> :D:D

On the other hand, if see one more nonce in an Audi driving around without using any indicators at all whatsoever I shall ram the cunt. :mad:

armaghlad

jimgoose wrote: »

On the other hand, if see one more nonce in an Audi driving around without using any indicators at all whatsoever I shall ram the cunt. :mad:

Have to keep the rest of you all on your toes.

Haters gonna hate