Wildest place you've done it.

breffni bogballer

On the 8th green of a local golf club, left 2 used condoms for them

ziedth

BJ in the back of a 7 seater taxi is about the extent of it. I'm very dull...

Mister Vain

ziedth wrote: »

BJ in the back of a 7 seater taxi is about the extent of it. I'm very dull...

I assume all 7 seats weren't occupied?

Padkir

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

"On second thought, gum would be perfection."

No, it wasn't a vestibule...

ardinn

In superquinn carpark in carlow, security turned the lights on halfway through - I continued, I'd say that tape got played a bit (not that it was worthy of pornhub by any means)

Against many walls of houses late at night where we did not know the occupants, dogs are very scary when your c*cks out.

On top of mount leinster.
At the foot of mount leinster.

Langtons beer garden.
Dinn RI beer garden.

The zoo in Kilkenny

The jax in morrisey's in Kilkenny

The 3rd green in mount juliet

actually looking back when I have drink in me i'll func anyone anywhere really!!!

brandnewaward

phone box in eyre square at 3am on a friday night....didnt give a ****e who saw what

AngryHippie

Fraser Island:pac:

Teyla Emmagan

There is nothing grosser than having sex in the jacks. Or anywhere else that smells of piss and has faeces particles flying around! I can't imagine anything less erotic.

G_R

ardinn wrote: »

In superquinn carpark in carlow, security turned the lights on halfway through - I continued, I'd say that tape got played a bit (not that it was worthy of pornhub by any means)

Against many walls of houses late at night where we did not know the occupants, dogs are very scary when your c*cks out.

On top of mount leinster.
At the foot of mount leinster.

Langtons beer garden.
Dinn RI beer garden.

The zoo in Kilkenny

The jax in morrisey's in Kilkenny

The 3rd green in mount juliet

actually looking back when I have drink in me i'll func anyone anywhere really!!!

The main thing I got from this was "Kilkenny has a zoo???"

Nothing terribly exciting here. Quickie in the car outside my girlfriends when I was 18 and her parents wouldn't let me in the door. Not gonna lie, it was sh!t!

smash

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

There is nothing grosser than having sex in the jacks. Or anywhere else that smells of piss and has faeces particles flying around! I can't imagine anything less erotic.

I know someone who got a bj in a portaloo at a festival. The thoughts of it turn my stomach.

Ging Ging

Cold War Kid wrote:

Yeah too much hassle most of the time IMO, although I did in one strange place but I ain't sayin' where.

The back of the knee?

naughtysmurf

Very recently, in the steam room of a hotel spa

arayess

BJ in public ward in mater - pulled the curtain and away she went.

The basement (outside section) of alliance francaise on kildare street was the other one that comes to mind.

kylith

In the corner outside The Bleeding Horse. Terribly disappointing.

spud82

Also in the carpark of Dunnes when we couldn't afford a hotel room, and both lived at home

Buckfast W

I dunno if this counts as wild but here we go,
When I was young(er) I met up with a girl I was seeing on St Patrick's Day. Was in town from early drinking with the lads and arranged to meet her later that evening. So after a few hours of drinking I head back to where she lives, only she doesnt have a free house so we end up wandering around for a bit (it was only about 7pm). She's drunk and horny so we start to kiss and what not on somebodys wall, in the middle of housing estate thats facing a small field surrounded by houses (so we were clearly visible). Anyway outta nowhere she tells me she loves taking it in the back door, so without a word of warning she turns around drops her trousers and asks me to give it to her. I tried my best to force it in but my flute was a bit dry, so she then decideds to go down on me. Then I try forcing it in again but no luck.
I dunno if anyone saw us but I was honestly too drunk to care

Teyla Emmagan

smash wrote: »

I know someone who got a bj in a portaloo at a festival. The thoughts of it turn my stomach.

That is utterly revolting.

aaronjumper

In a garden during a house party, nothing too wild.

fancy pigeon

In St Stephens green, at about lunchtime with everyone about looking on, as I was being fed breadcrumbs and stolen dunnes stores bread

eternal

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

That is utterly revolting.

Why? Sometimes they aren't that dirty.

KERSPLAT!

eternal wrote: »

Why? Sometimes they aren't that dirty.

But most of the time they are...

eternal

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

But most of the time they are...

They should be delighted to be getting any kind of action. Take what you can get and hold your breath.

Barely There

eternal wrote: »

Why? Sometimes they aren't that dirty.

The only thing dirtier than a festival portaloo are the couple that consider it an appropriate place for a BJ.


Personally I'd rather not get a BJ than get one in a festival portaloo.

Sinister Pigeon

fancy pigeon wrote: »

In St Stephens green, at about lunchtime with everyone about looking on, as I was being fed breadcrumbs and stolen dunnes stores bread

I'd just like to distance myself from this.




Duurt bird.

Liamario

In the vagina.

siblers

eternal wrote: »

Why? Sometimes they aren't that dirty.

They are filthy riddled in all types of germs, bacteria, urine and fecal matter, plus the smell inside in them is absolutley pungent.

eternal

siblers wrote: »

They are filthy riddled in all types of germs, bacteria, urine and fecal matter, plus the smell inside in them is absolutley pungent.

I misread 'festival'. I only really use the ones they have for one night things so they would all have toilet roll and be clean inside. I'm not cool enough for Festivals. My mistake.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

The trashiest place was a multi story carpark.
Blowjobs in the cinema until I read somewhere cinemas have cameras that show in the foyer.
On the m7.
Ohs office.

Apart from that, nowhere really awful. Years ago when we were in college, me and my best friend were out one night and I was staying with her, both of us went home with people so there was 4 of us in the room. Bit of fooling around on our part but my friend and her friend went the whole way

Wizard!

In the bedroom...

However, we were 19 and 17, in the same room was her brother sleeping, the door could not close and her parents were doing cleaning and stuff in the rest of the house...

Next scene is not me running naked in the fields, trying to avoid shotgun slugs, but all of us together eating breakfast...

ZeroThreat

smash wrote: »

I know someone who got a bj in a portaloo at a festival. The thoughts of it turn my stomach.

ughhh, I bet you're friend was that idiot pictured in the 'slanegirl' incident