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Wildest place you've done it.

  • 07-09-2015 7:04pm
    #1
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭


    Evening

    Had a girls night over the weekend and we all chatted about the wildest place we'd ever had sex.

    Mine was, my boyfriend at the times office, a rugby field, and a few more that I'll reveal later ;)

    Where was yours?


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  • #2
    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    Carlow


  • #3
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,387 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Up the ars..enal


  • #4
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Is the time's office really that wild?


  • #5
    Dozen Wicked Words
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,325 ✭✭✭✭Dozen Wicked Words


    In the bedroom. With the light on!


  • #6
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,976 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Doesn't get much wilder than the woods. Lots of nature there.


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  • #7
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Is the time's office really that wild?


    Well considering it was the middle of the day and we just locked the office door it was. It was very exciting the fact we could have been caught added to it.


  • #8
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Dozen Wicked Words wrote: »
    In the bedroom. With the light on!

    Did you take your socks off too? Bet you did, you mad bastard!


    :D


  • #9
    cowboyBuilder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    Jaysus what is it with all the f*cking threads on AH lately ?


    Has anyone that frequents AH actually ever had sex ?

    I myself hope to one day sleep with a lady ... I have high hopes ...


  • #10
    heldel00
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭heldel00


    Gonna be lots of lies told on this thread!


  • #11
    Caovyn Lineah
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,839 ✭✭✭Caovyn Lineah


    Foot of the bed


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  • #12
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    cowboyBuilder wrote: »
    Jaysus what is it with all the f*cking threads on AH lately ?


    Has anyone that frequents AH actually ever had sex ?

    I myself hope to one day sleep with a lady ... I have high hopes ...


    Sorry

    I've the football on TV and am nervous so talking about sex relaxes me. :o


  • #13
    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    spud82 wrote: »
    Sorry

    I've the football on TV and am nervous so talking about sex relaxes me. :o

    Maybe you should have sex at a football match.....while on TV.

    They can call it "How many balls does it take to get Spud82 to go wild".


  • #14
    5W30
    Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭5W30


    In the local swimming pool.


  • #15
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,976 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    There was a time, back when this place was mostly fields, that threads like these would be moved straight to the Sex & Sexuality forum. Ye youngsters don't know ye're born!


  • #16
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    Señor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Maybe you should have sex at a football match.....while on TV.

    They can call it "How many balls does it take to get Spud82 to go wild".


    haha I could. Pity I don't support Arsenal, or the show could be called Spud82 takes it up the .....:P


  • #17
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Beach in Spain, there was a few of us


  • #18
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    In a lift at an apartment block, great craic but very awkward


  • #19
    5W30
    Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭5W30


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    In a lift at an apartment block, great craic but very awkward

    Did you not get stuck?


  • #20
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Doing it in the lift has its ups and downs I can imagine.




    Yeah, I'll get my coat.


  • #21
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,387 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    5W30 wrote: »
    Did you not get stuck?

    Like, lockjaw of the vagina?


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  • #22
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    BJ in the back of a moving taxi in Rio.


    Your move, boards.


  • #23
    5W30
    Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭5W30


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Like, lockjaw of the vagina?

    Interpret it how you like. It's an open ended question.


  • #24
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    Saipanne wrote: »
    BJ in the back of a moving taxi in Rio.


    Your move, boards.


    HJ in the Aquadome:p


  • #25
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    5W30 wrote: »
    Did you not get stuck?

    Stuck where? Having sex didn't break the lift, I'm not that good!


  • #26
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    In the confessional booth.

    Not with a priest


  • #27
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,387 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    In the confessional booth.

    Not with a priest

    The Bishop?


  • #28
    To Elland Back
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭To Elland Back


    Corridor in Trinity during the Trinity Ball


  • #29
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Birneybau wrote: »
    The Bishop?

    No, the houskeeper :pac:


  • #30
    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    Saipanne wrote: »
    BJ in the back of a moving taxi in Rio.


    Your move, boards.

    ZJ in a KFC car park.


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  • #31
    markc2951
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 189 ✭✭markc2951


    A protestant graveyard and I was caught lol


  • #32
    Mech1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,127 ✭✭✭Mech1


    bosses bed, with his daughter.
    I was a apprentice mechanic in a main Nissan dealership at the time.


  • #33
    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    markc2951 wrote: »
    A protestant graveyard and I was caught lol

    Good aul Necrophelia! Good man, was wondering how long it would take to get a confession from someone.


  • #34
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    On a pool table in the local,

    Around a campfire,


  • #35
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    markc2951 wrote: »
    A protestant graveyard and I was caught lol

    You need to get to confessions asap


  • #36
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    An ex and I were once at it in some sand dunes and i look up and theirs a lad watching from a bush. With the sand in the arse crack it really turned me off al fresco style of love making.


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  • #37
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    An ex and I were once at it in some sand dunes and i look up and theirs a lad watching from a bush. With the sand in the arse crack it really turned me off al fresco style of love making.

    Bee stings on the arse are fooking worse :(:(


  • #38
    Sofa King Great
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭Sofa King Great


    A friends walk in wardrobe at said friends birthday (not with aforementioned friend)


  • #39
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    In a lift at an apartment block, great craic but very awkward
    That's wrong on so many levels.


  • #40
    ZeroThreat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,248 ✭✭✭ZeroThreat


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    On a pool table in the local,

    ,

    Was this during happy hour? :)

    Personally for me, it was the Dublin Mountains.
    I had to return to the car alone as well...

    Banned, rape/murder jokes are never funny.


  • #41
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    In a cable car.


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  • #42
    Cold War Kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    Saipanne wrote: »
    BJ in the back of a moving taxi in Rio.


    Your move, boards.
    Did you swallow?


  • #43
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,193 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Almost did it in a car but some little fcuker on a bmx disturbed us. I drove out of the school yard as quickly as possible.


  • #44
    316
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭316


    In the transport box of a 135.


  • #45
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,518 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Cold War Kid wrote: »
    Did you swallow?


    Ohh zing! :pac:


    I've never done it anywhere mad, I love my home comforts like a bed far too much for any of that outdoor frisky stuff :D


  • #46
    Cold War Kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    Ohh zing! :pac:


    I've never done it anywhere mad, I love my home comforts like a bed far too much for any of that outdoor frisky stuff :D
    Yeah too much hassle most of the time IMO, although I did in one strange place but I ain't sayin' where. ;)


  • #47
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Cold War Kid wrote: »
    Yeah too much hassle most of the time IMO, although I did in one strange place but I ain't sayin' where. ;)

    I was just about to say, you never answered the question! :P


  • #48
    20Cent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,942 ✭✭✭20Cent


    Prison :(


  • #49
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,046 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Is the time's office really that wild?

    She meant her 'boyfriend at the time' rather than 'the times office' which I suspect you took to mean the times newspaper office.


  • #50
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    I thought she was on about the times paper too


  • #51
    drdidlittle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 402 ✭✭drdidlittle


    There was this one time in bandcamp........


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