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Kneemos's very own question thread

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    #512
    josip
    Registered Users Posts: 13,715 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Maliyah Dirty Neck wrote: »
    I read the OP and dipped into a few pages in anticipation of deep burning questions from kneemos but alas, they were neither deep or burning.
    What would you be doing if you weren't reading this
    kept me awake all night wondering.


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    #513
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,419 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    When you meet your maker what complaints will you have?


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    #514
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    kneemos wrote: »
    When you meet your maker what complaints will you have?

    Elbows!

    Why cant they bend both ways! Idiot


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    #515
    JustShon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    kneemos wrote: »
    When you meet your maker what complaints will you have?

    Could I not have had a slightly bigger penis?

    Why did you make me allergic to so many things?

    Did you really have to make the best-tasting the foods the least healthy? Could you not have made broccoli delicious?

    An extra pair of hands would've been handy.


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    #516
    josip
    Registered Users Posts: 13,715 ✭✭✭✭josip


    You put the playground beside the effluent plant.


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    #517
    The_Conductor
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 32,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭The_Conductor


    Why did I want to grow up when I was little- and when I was older- why did I lament that I didn't appreciate my youth.......


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    #518
    [Deleted User]
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    Why did you not make the world like it is in a fairytale? With witches and dragons and princesses needing to be woken from a spell.
    Or at least have given me magic powers so I could make my own fairytale.


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    #519
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Lots of questions being asked in here all of a sudden. I think it's a sneaky ban trap from kneemos....


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    #520
    Knasher
    Registered Users Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    kneemos wrote: »
    When you meet your maker what complaints will you have?
    The weather is shocking isn't it?
    Well that's usually the first complaint when I meet my parents.


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    #521
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    kneemos wrote: »
    When you meet your maker what complaints will you have?

    I will be dead when I meet my maker. That will be near the top of my long list of complaints.


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    #522
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,419 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Given pretty much all creatures on earth,even microscopic ones have some kind of a face I.e.eyes,mouth,nose, would it be probable that alien species would also have faces . It's the most logical setup to see and smell what you're eating.


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    #523
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    kneemos wrote: »
    Given pretty much all creatures on earth,even microscopic ones have some kind of a face I.e.eyes,mouth,nose, would it be probable that alien species would also have faces . It's the most logical setup to see and smell what you're eating.

    Suppose all depends on the planets environmental factors to determine what life could evolve, grow and survive. It's possible most would have faces, suppose until we get out there and explore the galaxy we just do not know.


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    #524
    The_Conductor
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 32,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭The_Conductor


    kneemos wrote: »
    Given pretty much all creatures on earth,even microscopic ones have some kind of a face I.e.eyes,mouth,nose, would it be probable that alien species would also have faces . It's the most logical setup to see and smell what you're eating.

    That may not be a valid assumption- it most certainly is not a given even on this planet. Different species have different manners of dealing with the world around them. Were you to look at the largest concentration of life- you'd find cillia- little feelers or feet- used for both moving around and also for tasting food and chemical analysis on the go of objects microscopic creatures encounter- is far more common than any other feature set. We have many weird and wonderful life forms on earth.


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    #525
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Does the end of a sentence even


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    #526
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    What's the difference between leggings, jeggings and yoga pants? I thought I knew what leggings were, and jeggings were leggings that looked like jeans. But then yoga pants turned up and now I'm confused.


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    #527
    Story Bud?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Story Bud?


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    What's the difference between leggings, jeggings and yoga pants? I thought I knew what leggings were, and jeggings were leggings that looked like jeans. But then yoga pants turned up and now I'm confused.

    Yoga pants allow those behind you to see what you've had for breakfast.


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    #528
    Ohbethehokey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Ohbethehokey


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    What's the difference between leggings, jeggings and yoga pants? I thought I knew what leggings were, and jeggings were leggings that looked like jeans. But then yoga pants turned up and now I'm confused.

    Yoga pants are 3/4 length leggings. I think...


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    #529
    Story Bud?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Story Bud?


    Ohbethehokey wrote: »
    Yoga pants are 3/4 length leggings. I think...

    Nuh uh.

    You can get full length yoga pants and 3/4 length leggings and vice versa.

    Is it that lazy people wear leggings and smug people wear yoga pants?


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    #530
    josip
    Registered Users Posts: 13,715 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    What's the difference between leggings, jeggings and yoga pants? I thought I knew what leggings were, and jeggings were leggings that looked like jeans. But then yoga pants turned up and now I'm confused.

    Get yer own question thread.


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    #531
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,419 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    The_Conductor wrote: »
    That may not be a valid assumption- it most certainly is not a given even on this planet. Different species have different manners of dealing with the world around them. Were you to look at the largest concentration of life- you'd find cillia- little feelers or feet- used for both moving around and also for tasting food and chemical analysis on the go of objects microscopic creatures encounter- is far more common than any other feature set. We have many weird and wonderful life forms on earth.



    Anything with even a basic brain has a face though.


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    #532
    [Deleted User]
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    No. Yoga pants are made out of that kind of lycra material. I've a pair of Nike ones that are about two sizes too small. But sure yank them up and they be grand.


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    #533
    Ohbethehokey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Ohbethehokey


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No. Yoga pants are made out of that kind of lycra material. I've a pair of Nike ones that are about two sizes too small. But sure yank them up and they be grand.

    But leggings are lycra too? This is hard....

    Do yoga pants have the little concealed pocket but leggings don't?


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    #534
    [Deleted User]
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    Ohbethehokey wrote: »
    But leggings are lycra too? This is hard....

    Do yoga pants have the little concealed pocket but leggings don't?

    Leggings are kind of cottony. Penny's is full of them in all sorts of different prints. Yoga pants are made of the slightly shiny material.


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    #535
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,529 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Mod: Everybody is banned





    Except kneemos. You're still alright


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    #536
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nicolas Cage wrote: »
    Mod: Everybody is banned





    Except kneemos. You're still alright

    I was answering not asking!

    I should have the opposite thread to Kneemos. One where posters ask me questions and seek wisdom. :p


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    #537
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Nicolas Cage wrote: »
    Mod: Everybody is banned





    Except kneemos. You're still alright

    No, you're banned.

    So there.


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    #538
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,419 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    kneemos wrote: »
    Anything with even a basic brain has a face though.


    Probably some sort of arms too.If you're going to create stuff and manipulate your surroundings you'll need appendages .


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    #539
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    kneemos wrote: »
    Probably some sort of arms too.If you're going to create stuff and manipulate your surroundings you'll need appendages .

    I like to manipulate my surroundings with my appendage. To put it a different way, I always manage to get a seat on a packed train or bus.


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    #540
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    But what about jeggings? Was I right? Leggings that look like jeans?


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    #541
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Mildly NSFW

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLZ8L6SZmaA


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