Ryan Tubridy radio show thread

bottlebrush

TheHomeService wrote: »

Cancer ward
Anti Trump
Jimmy Stewart
It’s A Wonderful Life


All we need now is Paul McCartney and Sweets for a full house.

McCartney- check

Sir Oxman

MaccaDirgeSounds FM

TheHomeService

bottlebrush wrote: »

McCartney- check

Come on Tubs, Sweets!

dvcireland

bottlebrush wrote: »

McCartney- check

no sign of paul tonight?

walshb

Ireland’s highest paid broadcaster, guys.

This is it!!

ButtersSuki

I was driving and listening so couldn’t post. He’s like a teenage Alan Partridge Superfan with a Christmas hard-on.

The fake laughing and the impressions and accents are really annoying me lately, even more than usual.

The man is living on a different planet. The delusion and entitlement are simply baffling - the whole thing is “bonkers”!

Another focking McCartney song now - I’m out.

TheHomeService

Double Paul McCartney, but no sweets yet.

sligojoek

Macca AGAIN. there's something wrong with him.

ButtersSuki

walshb wrote: »

Ireland’s highest paid broadcaster, guys.

This is it!!

As I’ve previously pointed out, Joe Duffy makes more per hour. Think about that.

Sir Oxman

Imagine being forced invited to his gaff for xmas -
"you have to hear this, listen to this, LISTEN. Bonkers. Fizz. Scrumptious. No, listen, listen carefully" ad nauseaum all day and night.

sligojoek

Cancer, or sick/dead child time now.

dvcireland

ffs how many production staff does he need?

TheHomeService

No doubt Samira will be prompted to mention the Toy Show.

sligojoek

WTF is this?

sligojoek

Is this a woke section?

sligojoek

So Ireland is great now.

Ask her about muslim views on gay people.

TheHomeService

Have to say, I like the cut of Samiah’s jib. She seems like a nice person.

bottlebrush

sligojoek wrote: »

WTF is this?

Was it to get an Arnotts voucher?

mistersifter

your one playing a blinder there with all the Ireland talk.

Get them Arnotts gifts into ya!!

mistersifter

Tubridy should remind this one that Ireland has the best standard of living in the world.

mistersifter

Caller: "it could be your sister Ryan"

Ryan: "No. No it couldn't"

Ash.J.Williams

sligojoek wrote: »

So Ireland is great now.

Ask her about muslim views on gay people.

Probably more specific than the scattered catholic one

mistersifter

He'll be drying his tears with Arnotts vouchers and 50 euro notes there now during that ad break.

ButtersSuki

Sir Oxman wrote: »

Imagine being forced invited to his gaff for xmas -
"you have to hear this, listen to this, LISTEN. Bonkers. Fizz. Scrumptious. No, listen, listen carefully" ad nauseaum all day and night.

I could say something but I'd be banned.

Sir Oxman

Sir Oxman wrote: »

Imagine being forced invited to his gaff for xmas -
"you have to hear this, listen to this, LISTEN. Bonkers. Fizz. Scrumptious. No, listen, listen carefully" ad nauseaum all day and night.

If, for Covid rules, one HAD to spend Christmas at Tubridy's, Duffy's or Darcy's, which would one choose and why?

You'd have to listen to all that waffle from Tubridy, but you would have the real tree and log fire etc, and he at least might be upbeat so to speak. Duffy might have nice nice food and sea views, and there'd be some diversion with the three twins. Don't know if Tubridy has a maritime panorama although he lives in Monkstown. Darcy would guarantee porridge stuffing with the bird, and not a glass of sparkle in sight. Think I'd avoid that house.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

If, for Covid rules, one HAD to spend Christmas at Tubridy's, Duffy's or Darcy's, which would one choose and why?

You'd have to listen to all that waffle from Tubridy, but you would have the real tree and log fire etc, and he at least might be upbeat so to speak. Duffy might have nice nice food and sea views, and there'd be some diversion with the three twins. Don't know if Tubridy has a maritime panorama although he lives in Monkstown. Darcy would guarantee porridge stuffing with the bird, and not a glass of sparkle in sight. Think I'd avoid that house.

Can we add Josef Fritzel, Trump, and Hitler to the list?

Sir Oxman

Deleted User wrote: »

If, for Covid rules, one HAD to spend Christmas at Tubridy's, Duffy's or Darcy's, which would one choose and why?

You'd have to listen to all that waffle from Tubridy, but you would have the real tree and log fire etc, and he at least might be upbeat so to speak. Duffy might have nice nice food and sea views, and there'd be some diversion with the three twins. Don't know if Tubridy has a maritime panorama although he lives in Monkstown. Darcy would guarantee porridge stuffing with the bird, and not a glass of sparkle in sight. Think I'd avoid that house.

That's harder than Sophie's Choice.

mistersifter

Tubridy would probably force you to watch him do a scene-by-scene reenactment of It's a Wonderful Life.

ButtersSuki

mistersifter wrote: »

Tubridy would probably force you to watch him do a scene-by-scene reenactment of It's a Wonderful Life.

You've just reminded me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czWLEbNwjCI

I can just imagine Tubs screaming "Stop getting Jimmy Stewart wrong!"

Chez Duffy would mean sitting on Duffy's reserved front pew at midnight Mass in Clontarf, hear him attempt to do the readings, and have a long chat with de padre before you'd get back for a hot port before bed.