When you're sitting on the toilet...

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

In what position are your trousers/tights/underpants on your legs??

Im not really sure how it came up, but I was debating this with my brothers recently and they seemed bewildered that I have my trousers down to my thighs, just above the knee. Whereas they have theirs down around their ankles!

They also said just from seeing Snapchats from their friends on the toilet that they all seem to have their trousers around their ankles too! Surely thats just for comedic effect?

My first ever thread on Boards and THIS is what I come up with!...but im genuinely curious as to what others do!

Tigger

virgin /\

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

Fully up.

sm213

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »

In what position are your trousers/tights/underpants on your legs??

Im not really sure how it came up, but I was debating this with my brothers recently and they seemed bewildered that I have my trousers down to my thighs, just above the knee. Whereas they have theirs down around their ankles!

They also said just from seeing Snapchats from their friends on the toilet that they all seem to have their trousers around their ankles too! Surely thats just for comedic effect?

My first ever thread on Boards and THIS is what I come up with!...but im genuinely curious as to what others do!

Maybe you have a more colon friendly diet than they do so they need some room to struggle and whatnot?

CINCLANTFLT

Pants around ankles... Then wipe from back to front... AND NOT FROM FRONT TO BACK!!!!

foggy_lad

This thread is all poo and pants:D

CINCLANTFLT

Wait no... It's front to back that I wipe... I get emotional about all that...

galljga1

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »

In what position are your trousers/tights/underpants on your legs??

Im not really sure how it came up, but I was debating this with my brothers recently and they seemed bewildered that I have my trousers down to my thighs, just above the knee. Whereas they have theirs down around their ankles!

They also said just from seeing Snapchats from their friends on the toilet that they all seem to have their trousers around their ankles too! Surely thats just for comedic effect?

My first ever thread on Boards and THIS is what I come up with!...but im genuinely curious as to what others do!

Personally, I am bewildered by toilet "snapchats from their friends". The mind boggles.
Anyway, it depends on the state of the floor.

Mint Aero

Never mind that. The more pressing matter is how do people wipe their arse? I stand up, turn around and bend over slightly looking back down on my creation whilst wiping. Suit you sir?

Mr. Incognito

A new low

munster87

You're supposed to sit on them?

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

galljga1 wrote: »

Personally, I am bewildered by toilet "snapchats from their friends". The mind boggles.
Anyway, it depends on the state of the floor.

So am I, but thats early twenties lad humour for ya!

Knex*

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

Pants around ankles... Then wipe from back to front... AND NOT FROM FRONT TO BACK!!!!

Eh, you're meant to wipe the shit away from your genitals, not into them.

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

Tigger wrote: »

virgin /\

^ Sounds like something a virgin would say...

galljga1

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

A new low

A new log?

CINCLANTFLT

Mint Aero wrote: »

Never mind that. The more pressing matter is how do people wipe their arse? I stand up, turn around and bend over slightly looking back down on my creation whilst wiping. Suit you sir?

But front to back or is it back towards front... Either way admiring your work and looking for embedded material (sweet corn or peppers) or seeing the interesting colours after red wine or stout is perfectly normal

Sam Kade

Op do you look in the bowl after dumping your load? Michael Douglas doesn't which is very foolish.

CINCLANTFLT

Knex. wrote: »

Eh, you're meant to wipe the shit away from your genitals, not into them.

Oh you'd be surprised... I agree but there is a vocal group that does it the WRONG way!!! I hate them and want to genocide them!!!

El Weirdo

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

But front to back or is it back towards front... Either way admiring your work and looking for embedded material (sweet corn or peppers) or seeing the interesting colours after red wine or stout is perfectly normal

Black is literally the absence of colour.

CINCLANTFLT

El Weirdo wrote: »

Black is literally the absence of colour.

In light yes, but in solids (or even runny ones) black is all colours combined... Try mixing all the paints in a paint kit and you'll see!

NachoBusiness

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »

In what position are your trousers/tights/underpants on your legs??

Im not really sure how it came up, but I was debating this with my brothers recently and they seemed bewildered that I have my trousers down to my thighs, just above the knee. Whereas they have theirs down around their ankles!

Thinking about what other people do when their on the toilet might have done it.

pablo128

Ya can't bate a good sh1te. It's one of lifes little pleasures. Mildly moist hardish ones, with a bit of effort needed to get it started and the hold on tight and let the sphincter muscles take over. Ideally you would like to leave the bathroom feeling a bit lighter on your feet after it.


And yes, it's traditional to have a gawk at your handiwork, if for nothing else to check for blood!:eek: :pac:

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

Sam Kade wrote: »

Op do you look in the bowl after dumping your load? Michael Douglas doesn't which is very foolish.

Well call me foolish too then because I dont! Only after I have flushed to check there are no nasty surprises for the next person.

harry Bailey esq

Knex. wrote: »

Eh, you're meant to wipe the shit away from your genitals, not into them.

In principal I agree, although I'm more of a 'plucker' meself.

the_monkey

AH never ceases to amaze .... next up ... What colour is your sh*t ? ... don't get ideas !!

Niemoj

Oh lawd no.

galljga1

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

In light yes, but in solids (or even runny ones) black is all colours combined... Try mixing all the paints in a paint kit and you'll see!

In your ar$e? You can't be doin dat.

CINCLANTFLT

galljga1 wrote: »

In your ar$e? You can't be doin dat.

Fair point... Anyway... Red wine and / or stout makes for a rich dark colour... Back on topic... Trousers around ankles...

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

the_monkey wrote: »

AH never ceases to amaze .... next up ... What colour is your sh*t ? ... don't get ideas !!

In my defence, I didnt intend on this becoming a poo thread! I was merely interested in peoples trouser position when they sat on the loo..

PandaPoo

Just above the knees too. Ankles seems like overkill.

PizzamanIRL

Pants around ankles/shins. Also am I the only one who doesn't wipe? I just make circles around me anus, rather than directly wiping from front to back or whatever.

I don't wear pants.
I shít in my hand and throw it at the people looking at me

TheLastMohican

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

Pants around ankles... Then wipe from back to front... AND NOT FROM FRONT TO BACK!!!!

Obviously of the male species.

ardinn

Ankles

Heres a question - since decent phone games arrived I can barely get off the toilet - it takes me a few mins to get the feeling back in my legs ive been playing games so long! Does this happen anyone else??

chrissb8

People who read or go on their phones disgust me! I mean honestly I don't want to be sitting over crap any longer then I have to. Get it done and get out. Alright maybe like 1 or 2 mins tops to recover in the event of certain types of numba 2's. But people reading whole chapters of their books or trying to get to a new high score or new level on their phone games. Euch. Literally stewing in your own s**t.

Jesus Wept

Apparently Graham Souness would take his trousers off and hang them up before taking a dump. My da told me that.

Dr Strange

Flutter will be on this one in a min.... oh wait.

Medusa22

Pants around my thighs usually, I just don't see the need to have them around my ankles.

Barely There

Like to remove shoes and trousers fully.

kfallon

The Rodgers wrote: »

Apparently Graham Souness would take his trousers off and hang them up before taking a dump. My da told me that.

It's true, he was very vain was our Graeme (that's Souness btw, not 'Our Graeme' who did the recap on Blind Date :P)

wylie

Down to the knees, book or paper with me. No rush its not a race. My da would bring a cup of tea with him. lol

No talking on the phone.

Sam Kade

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »

Well call me foolish too then because I dont! Only after I have flushed to check there are no nasty surprises for the next person.

So you could be passing blood without knowing it, bowel cancer and all that.

arayess

down to ankles , feet on a stool (when at home)
I'd recommend people try having your feet raised on a stool/box of something .

Unless it's in a pub/fast food place - then I hover and curse my life

CINCLANTFLT

wylie wrote: »

Down to the knees, book or paper with me. No rush its not a race. My da would bring a cup of tea with him. lol

No talking on the phone.

You could bring a pint?

dub_skav

arayess wrote: »

down to ankles , feet on a stool (when at home)
I'd recommend people try having your feet raised on a stool/box of something .

Unless it's in a pub/fast food place - then I hover and curse my life

Do your feet not get wet?

chrissb8

chrissb8 wrote: »

People who read or go on their phones disgust me! I mean honestly I don't want to be sitting over crap any longer then I have to. Get it done and get out. Alright maybe like 1 or 2 mins tops to recover in the event of certain types of numba 2's. But people reading whole chapters of their books or trying to get to a new high score or new level on their phone games. Euch. Literally stewing in your own s**t.

If I cant allocate at least 20 mins (20 to 30 mins is my usual) I wont even go, I will wait until I have the time available later in the day.

kupus

This is a subject dear to my life..... Cos the toilet is the only feckin place I can get a bit of peace and quiet nowadays.

ardinn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-HjeWuJasw

Señor Fancy Pants

I don't do, doo doo's but if I did I would get into the nip first.

chughes

pablo128 wrote: »

Ya can't bate a good sh1te. It's one of lifes little pleasures. Mildly moist hardish ones, with a bit of effort needed to get it started and the hold on tight and let the sphincter muscles take over. Ideally you would like to leave the bathroom feeling a bit lighter on your feet after it.

Sounds like a classic poogasm......

arayess

dub_skav wrote: »

Do your feet not get wet?

only if i'm barefoot!