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When you're sitting on the toilet...

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

In what position are your trousers/tights/underpants on your legs??

Im not really sure how it came up, but I was debating this with my brothers recently and they seemed bewildered that I have my trousers down to my thighs, just above the knee. Whereas they have theirs down around their ankles!

They also said just from seeing Snapchats from their friends on the toilet that they all seem to have their trousers around their ankles too! Surely thats just for comedic effect?

My first ever thread on Boards and THIS is what I come up with!...but im genuinely curious as to what others do!

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Tigger

virgin /\

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

Fully up.

sm213

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »

In what position are your trousers/tights/underpants on your legs??

Im not really sure how it came up, but I was debating this with my brothers recently and they seemed bewildered that I have my trousers down to my thighs, just above the knee. Whereas they have theirs down around their ankles!

They also said just from seeing Snapchats from their friends on the toilet that they all seem to have their trousers around their ankles too! Surely thats just for comedic effect?

My first ever thread on Boards and THIS is what I come up with!...but im genuinely curious as to what others do!

Maybe you have a more colon friendly diet than they do so they need some room to struggle and whatnot?

CINCLANTFLT

Pants around ankles... Then wipe from back to front... AND NOT FROM FRONT TO BACK!!!!

foggy_lad

This thread is all poo and pants:D

CINCLANTFLT

Wait no... It's front to back that I wipe... I get emotional about all that...

galljga1

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »

In what position are your trousers/tights/underpants on your legs??

Im not really sure how it came up, but I was debating this with my brothers recently and they seemed bewildered that I have my trousers down to my thighs, just above the knee. Whereas they have theirs down around their ankles!

They also said just from seeing Snapchats from their friends on the toilet that they all seem to have their trousers around their ankles too! Surely thats just for comedic effect?

My first ever thread on Boards and THIS is what I come up with!...but im genuinely curious as to what others do!

Personally, I am bewildered by toilet "snapchats from their friends". The mind boggles.
Anyway, it depends on the state of the floor.

Mint Aero

Never mind that. The more pressing matter is how do people wipe their arse? I stand up, turn around and bend over slightly looking back down on my creation whilst wiping. Suit you sir?

Mr. Incognito

A new low

munster87

You're supposed to sit on them?

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

galljga1 wrote: »

Personally, I am bewildered by toilet "snapchats from their friends". The mind boggles.
Anyway, it depends on the state of the floor.

So am I, but thats early twenties lad humour for ya!

Knex*

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

Pants around ankles... Then wipe from back to front... AND NOT FROM FRONT TO BACK!!!!

Eh, you're meant to wipe the shit away from your genitals, not into them.

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

Tigger wrote: »

virgin /\

^ Sounds like something a virgin would say...

galljga1

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

A new low

A new log?

CINCLANTFLT

Mint Aero wrote: »

Never mind that. The more pressing matter is how do people wipe their arse? I stand up, turn around and bend over slightly looking back down on my creation whilst wiping. Suit you sir?

But front to back or is it back towards front... Either way admiring your work and looking for embedded material (sweet corn or peppers) or seeing the interesting colours after red wine or stout is perfectly normal

Sam Kade

Op do you look in the bowl after dumping your load? Michael Douglas doesn't which is very foolish.

CINCLANTFLT

Knex. wrote: »

Eh, you're meant to wipe the shit away from your genitals, not into them.

Oh you'd be surprised... I agree but there is a vocal group that does it the WRONG way!!! I hate them and want to genocide them!!!

El Weirdo

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

But front to back or is it back towards front... Either way admiring your work and looking for embedded material (sweet corn or peppers) or seeing the interesting colours after red wine or stout is perfectly normal

Black is literally the absence of colour.

CINCLANTFLT

El Weirdo wrote: »

Black is literally the absence of colour.

In light yes, but in solids (or even runny ones) black is all colours combined... Try mixing all the paints in a paint kit and you'll see!

NachoBusiness

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »

In what position are your trousers/tights/underpants on your legs??

Im not really sure how it came up, but I was debating this with my brothers recently and they seemed bewildered that I have my trousers down to my thighs, just above the knee. Whereas they have theirs down around their ankles!

Thinking about what other people do when their on the toilet might have done it.

pablo128

Ya can't bate a good sh1te. It's one of lifes little pleasures. Mildly moist hardish ones, with a bit of effort needed to get it started and the hold on tight and let the sphincter muscles take over. Ideally you would like to leave the bathroom feeling a bit lighter on your feet after it.

And yes, it's traditional to have a gawk at your handiwork, if for nothing else to check for blood!:eek: :pac:

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

Sam Kade wrote: »

Op do you look in the bowl after dumping your load? Michael Douglas doesn't which is very foolish.

Well call me foolish too then because I dont! Only after I have flushed to check there are no nasty surprises for the next person.

harry Bailey esq

Knex. wrote: »

Eh, you're meant to wipe the shit away from your genitals, not into them.

In principal I agree, although I'm more of a 'plucker' meself.

the_monkey

AH never ceases to amaze .... next up ... What colour is your sh*t ? ... don't get ideas !!

Niemoj

Oh lawd no.

galljga1

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

In light yes, but in solids (or even runny ones) black is all colours combined... Try mixing all the paints in a paint kit and you'll see!

In your ar$e? You can't be doin dat.

CINCLANTFLT

galljga1 wrote: »

In your ar$e? You can't be doin dat.

Fair point... Anyway... Red wine and / or stout makes for a rich dark colour... Back on topic... Trousers around ankles...

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

the_monkey wrote: »

AH never ceases to amaze .... next up ... What colour is your sh*t ? ... don't get ideas !!

In my defence, I didnt intend on this becoming a poo thread! I was merely interested in peoples trouser position when they sat on the loo..

PandaPoo

Just above the knees too. Ankles seems like overkill.

PizzamanIRL

Pants around ankles/shins. Also am I the only one who doesn't wipe? I just make circles around me anus, rather than directly wiping from front to back or whatever.