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When you're sitting on the toilet...

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  • #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I don't wear pants.
    I shít in my hand and throw it at the people looking at me


  • #33
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    CINCLANTFLT wrote: »
    Pants around ankles... Then wipe from back to front... AND NOT FROM FRONT TO BACK!!!!


    Obviously of the male species.


  • #34
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Ankles

    Heres a question - since decent phone games arrived I can barely get off the toilet - it takes me a few mins to get the feeling back in my legs ive been playing games so long! Does this happen anyone else??
    images.jpg
    http://slaneyfishing.com




  • #35
    chrissb8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭chrissb8


    People who read or go on their phones disgust me! I mean honestly I don't want to be sitting over crap any longer then I have to. Get it done and get out. Alright maybe like 1 or 2 mins tops to recover in the event of certain types of numba 2's. But people reading whole chapters of their books or trying to get to a new high score or new level on their phone games. Euch. Literally stewing in your own s**t.


  • #36
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Apparently Graham Souness would take his trousers off and hang them up before taking a dump. My da told me that.


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  • #37
    Dr Strange
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭Dr Strange


    Flutter will be on this one in a min.... oh wait.


  • #38
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Pants around my thighs usually, I just don't see the need to have them around my ankles.


  • #39
    Barely There
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    Like to remove shoes and trousers fully.


  • #40
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    The Rodgers wrote: »
    Apparently Graham Souness would take his trousers off and hang them up before taking a dump. My da told me that.

    It's true, he was very vain was our Graeme (that's Souness btw, not 'Our Graeme' who did the recap on Blind Date :P)


  • #41
    wylie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭wylie


    Down to the knees, book or paper with me. No rush its not a race. My da would bring a cup of tea with him. lol

    No talking on the phone.


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  • #42
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »
    Well call me foolish too then because I dont! Only after I have flushed to check there are no nasty surprises for the next person.
    So you could be passing blood without knowing it, bowel cancer and all that.


  • #43
    arayess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    down to ankles , feet on a stool (when at home)
    I'd recommend people try having your feet raised on a stool/box of something .

    Unless it's in a pub/fast food place - then I hover and curse my life


  • #44
    CINCLANTFLT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭CINCLANTFLT


    wylie wrote: »
    Down to the knees, book or paper with me. No rush its not a race. My da would bring a cup of tea with him. lol

    No talking on the phone.

    You could bring a pint?


  • #45
    dub_skav
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭dub_skav


    arayess wrote: »
    down to ankles , feet on a stool (when at home)
    I'd recommend people try having your feet raised on a stool/box of something .

    Unless it's in a pub/fast food place - then I hover and curse my life

    Do your feet not get wet?


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,773 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    chrissb8 wrote: »
    People who read or go on their phones disgust me! I mean honestly I don't want to be sitting over crap any longer then I have to. Get it done and get out. Alright maybe like 1 or 2 mins tops to recover in the event of certain types of numba 2's. But people reading whole chapters of their books or trying to get to a new high score or new level on their phone games. Euch. Literally stewing in your own s**t.

    If I cant allocate at least 20 mins (20 to 30 mins is my usual) I wont even go, I will wait until I have the time available later in the day.


  • #47
    kupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,151 ✭✭✭kupus


    This is a subject dear to my life..... Cos the toilet is the only feckin place I can get a bit of peace and quiet nowadays.


  • #48
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭ardinn


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-HjeWuJasw
    images.jpg
    http://slaneyfishing.com




  • #49
    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    I don't do, doo doo's but if I did I would get into the nip first.


  • #50
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    pablo128 wrote: »
    Ya can't bate a good sh1te. It's one of lifes little pleasures. Mildly moist hardish ones, with a bit of effort needed to get it started and the hold on tight and let the sphincter muscles take over. Ideally you would like to leave the bathroom feeling a bit lighter on your feet after it.


    Sounds like a classic poogasm......


  • #51
    arayess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    dub_skav wrote: »
    Do your feet not get wet?

    only if i'm barefoot!


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  • #52
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Rated this thread Good - Not as great as the fupping weather thread


  • #53
    pablo128
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,210 ✭✭✭pablo128


    arayess wrote: »
    down to ankles , feet on a stool (when at home)
    I'd recommend people try having your feet raised on a stool/box of something .

    Unless it's in a pub/fast food place - then I hover and curse my life

    Ah, the Chinamans Crouch. One reason I don't like pubs.


  • #54
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Around ankles.
    And recently I realised I can't wear my new shorts jumpsuit because I can't open the button at the back, meaning I'd be in dire straits if I needed the loo.


  • #55
    mullyboyee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭mullyboyee


    Shirt off, cacks around the ankles. Recently I've been taking one foot/leg out of the trouser leg so I can spread the feet a bit wider.


  • #56
    wylie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭wylie


    mullyboyee wrote: »
    Shirt off, cacks around the ankles. Recently I've been taking one foot/leg out of the trouser leg so I can spread the feet a bit wider.


    Stability.....I hear yeah!


  • #57
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,819 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    arayess wrote: »
    down to ankles , feet on a stool (when at home)
    I'd recommend people try having your feet raised on a stool/box of something .

    Unless it's in a pub/fast food place - then I hover and curse my life

    Heh heh, "Stool" :D

    Seriously though... going back to the OP: Why in the name of all that's hol(e)y, would you take a picture of yourself on the toilet? :confused::confused:


  • #58
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Around ankles.
    And recently I realised I can't wear my new shorts jumpsuit because I can't open the button at the back, meaning I'd be in dire straits if I needed the loo.

    So often ive been caught out by those pesky things! Having to reach around for a zip or button at the back whilst jogging on the spot , desperately trying not to pee yourself!

    But dammit I love a cute playsuit!


  • #59
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Heh heh, "Stool" :D

    Seriously though... going back to the OP: Why in the name of all that's hol(e)y, would you take a picture of yourself on the toilet? :confused::confused:

    Google image it, its a thing! Ive never done it but it seems just as common as taking a picture of your dinner...which ive also never done..


  • #60
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Señor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    I don't do, doo doo's but if I did I would get into the nip first.

    Naturally,you wouldnt want to be creasing up those snazzy trousers of yours senor fancy pants ;)


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  • #61
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Has anyone mentioned the Bristol Scale? (google it)


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