Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

vicwatson

Welcome to the Jokeline by RTE

Atlantic Dawn

I thought all planes had it on them, apparently not. Most workplaces have them now, planes need them.

somesoldiers

If I was a billionaire and gave enough money to each caller to LL to solve their problem, how long before I'm broke?

Atlantic Dawn

I know on "Snakes On A Plane" it was possible to get in to the hold easy enough from the main cabin, I think in real life it could be harder.

Sittingpretty

Is it just me or is that a very bad line?

sjb25

Money money missus defibs are the guts of a grand each

Flukey

Sittingpretty wrote: »

I've put a dishwasher tablet into the washing machine just for the kicks, might detract from the misery.

If it fails anyone have any suggestions as how to get smell of diesel out of a washing machine?

Ring Damo, or if you want the details of all of your dirty laundry being heard by the nation, then wait until next week and talk to Joe. It will also give you a chance to develop some condition from wearing dirty clothes over the weekend, which Joe can then get details of.

Dan Jaman

At least Damo can pronounce defibulator.

sudzs

A magical emergency??

sjb25

Sittingpretty wrote: »

Is it just me or is that a very bad line?

Bad line bad line

SEPT 23 1989

ah now heyor

Dia1988

somesoldiers wrote: »

If I was a billionaire and gave enough money to each caller to LL to solve their problem, how long before I'm broke?

Not very long with Joe Duffys greedy hands!

He'd get his family to ring in to claim the monies!

vicwatson

Haaaaaaaaaa RTE are for real? Ha laughable

somesoldiers

Oh it's the ads that are broke today, time for a song

Dan Jaman

Frlaroaaaaafaorabhaoras..

Very good ads today.

Atlantic Dawn

Complete joke, have they got transition year students in or what?

sudzs

The studio is possessed!!!!

Atlantic Dawn

The New York Times apologised, case closed, why reopen it?

Flukey

sudzs wrote: »

The studio is possessed!!!!

It can't be. Joe is off today.

SEPT 23 1989

Damo is starting to sweat over the phone lines going down:D

somesoldiers

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

The New York Times apologised, case closed, why reopen it?

maybe we will get 5mil off them if we keep moaning, like FIFA

vicwatson

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

The New York Times apologised, case closed, why reopen it?

'cause they have no ad breaks to make up time

wisejohn

it should be rescheduled for 4 15 am that way i wont have to listen to it.

somesoldiers

what kind of journalist is Duffser.....fifth columnist

Sittingpretty

This guy's accent is great

Dan Jaman

That article.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/17/us/balcony-collapse-berkeley-dead.html?_r=0
Frankly, it was a piece of shoddy journalism that had no business calling up the past episodes of misbehaviour by a few fools.

Fujitsu10

Yes Sir,

SEPT 23 1989

we seem shocked as a nation that the world does not love us as much as we thought

somesoldiers

didn't Brad Pitt stay with an American family in the Devil's Own, though that didn't work out too well

Flukey

First they have a guy who starts by saying he has nothing to add to what others have already said. Then they have a guy who has not read the article. Joe would never allow that. Everyone has to be an expert.