Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

snubbleste

sligojoek wrote: »

WELL DONE, WELL DONE, WELL DONE.

Oh WELL DONE

Atlantic Dawn

Blocked the signal me hole.

Firefox11

Just in the door and switched on the radio...did i miss anything?:) I just heard a taxi driver and well dones. worth listening to the podcast?

jetfiremuck

Jesus enough already....shes breathless

dvcireland

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Read the feckin manual of the car you idiot.

what car do you drive madam? a red one!

CarrickMcJoe

That's the insurance claim safe again..

Atlantic Dawn

If if clicked it was locked, if the indicators flashed it was locked.

Mike Guide 69

Oh dear lord, part 2 after the break, noooooo!!!!

snubbleste

Dan Jaman

"The click was the signal being interfered with."
Really, Joe? How does that work, then?

Uncle Ben

dvcireland wrote: »

what car do you drive madam? a red one!

Typical woman.

bottlebrush

Feck the car signal/alarm business.........just keep your passports on you at all times F.F.S.

Hamilcar

Broadcaster of the rear...................for talking thru Duffys arse

bottlebrush

Free blood pressure check ad - timely ad for end of Liveline

somesoldiers

all the country needs is more pharmacies- ripping us all off they are

Atlantic Dawn

If it flashes it's locked, no need for fancy sheite to frighten people.

snubbleste

Well
Greece > Tunisia > London > Canada > Spain

Atlantic Dawn

Perhaps Joe was negotiating a mega deal with Lloyds over the last fortnight.

snubbleste

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

If it flashes it's locked, no need for fancy sheite to frighten people.

Dunno. When you flash, people are frightened

sligojoek

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"The click was the signal being interfered with."
Really, Joe? How does that work, then?

He can be very obtuse at times.

Dan Jaman

sligojoek wrote: »

He can be very obtuse at times.

Certainly a cute something at other times.

constitutionus

ThisRegard wrote: »

Someone who worked in Greece, 10 years ago.

that had me in tears.

can ya imagine a greek equivilant on their version of liveline today?

"houses jose ! theyre what we need to sort the econonmy, was in irealnd 10yrs ago and they were only BOOMING on the back of it. couldnt possibly go wrong.

theyve some lad called ahern over there, we should have him her running our econonmy !"

Atlantic Dawn

constitutionus wrote: »

that had me in tears.

can ya imagine a greek equivilant on their version of liveline today?

"houses jose ! theyre what we need to sort the econonmy, was in irealnd 10yrs ago and they were only BOOMING on the back of it. couldnt possibly go wrong.

theyve some lad called ahern over there, we should have him her running our econonmy !"

The Nigerians were fond of that financial wizard that was Ahern, they gave him €30k for an after dinner speech...



http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/bertie-gets-30k-for-nigeria-speech-days-after-mahon-26836764.html

snubbleste

Quick caption contest

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

Quick caption contest

Lonely? Depressed? Suicidal? WHOY not call Da Lahv Lahn...proudly sponsirrrid by Lloyd's Farmicee where youz auld dears can spend way off dee odds for d'meddysin youz don't do be needinz

michael999999

snubbleste wrote: »

Quick caption contest

If my head gets any fatter, I'll need this size phone!

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

Quick caption contest

Now dis do be do be do be da soyze of a fone a man of my importince ego duz be needin' sayz I, so to speak.

ButtersSuki

I listened to the last 9 mins of yesterday's Lahv Lahn for the self-congratulatory piece on the stolen passports. Some thoughts:

• is there no end to Duffy's arrogance? A quote from the 9mins from Joe himself "I was listenin to da show meself as I wuz in towin and I was gonna go to d'airport meself to see if I could help". Translation: Not for de furst toyme I wuz doin da thinkin of rollin up to d'airport and throwin me weight around. Dis toyme dough there'll be no apologeeee from me in a few weeks so to speak.
• If I ever fancy a free taxi into town next time I land in Dublin Airport I'll ring Da Lahv Lahn and say I lost my passport and my flight is in 5 hours so I need a taxi into town. Or a police escort.
• "We got on to the Passport Office". Well I'm sorry, but if I was the Passport Office I would say "that's very unfortunate, but unfortunately we can't just give you a passport in 45mins because of your own stupidity in your failure to lock your car - actually, your own stupidity in leaving your passports in your car. Thank you for calling", and hang up.
• As someone else posted here - what did this whole episode cost? And not just in terms of money, how many Garda and Civil Service man hours could have been better used last Friday?
• Was the Lahv Lahn Wurild Record for Well Done's broken?

ButtersSuki

That sounded more like "Head of Acid Management at Irish Water" than "Head of Asset Management at Irish Water". I despair.

ButtersSuki

I'm getting my quota of posts in early today as I'm not sure I can stomach a full show.