Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

Flukey

Roger_007 wrote: »

Do they learn that accent at taxi-driver school?

I think they have a similar class for union officials.

dvcireland

liveline bingo - "professional driver" for full house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL8Q1SG_2Wg

Roger_007

syklops wrote: »

Well, Cora went back to Dunnes 3 separate times and was told 3 separate times that nothing had been handed in.

Only it turns out it was handed in 2 weeks ago, and it was only after a listener rang PBH to say she handed in a ring to that Dunnes 2 weeks ago, and PBH's staff then rang that Dunnes that suddenly it was found.

So Dunnes were either incompetent or whatever the alternative is.

My money is on the 'alternative'.

syklops

Is this Don Conroy on the line?

Flukey

syklops wrote: »

Well, Cora went back to Dunnes 3 separate times and was told 3 separate times that nothing had been handed in.

Only it turns out it was handed in 2 weeks ago, and it was only after a listener rang PBH to say she handed in a ring to that Dunnes 2 weeks ago, and PBH's staff then rang that Dunnes that suddenly it was found.

So Dunnes were either incompetent or whatever the alternative is.

They had passed it on to Cabot Financial and spent all yesterday afternoon and this morning ringing them trying to get it back.

snubbleste

syklops wrote: »

Is this Don Conroy on the line?

Bhfuil conaí air ar an taobh thiar?

2smiggy

syklops wrote: »

Well, Cora went back to Dunnes 3 separate times and was told 3 separate times that nothing had been handed in.

Only it turns out it was handed in 2 weeks ago, and it was only after a listener rang PBH to say she handed in a ring to that Dunnes 2 weeks ago, and PBH's staff then rang that Dunnes that suddenly it was found.

So Dunnes were either incompetent or whatever the alternative is.

that sounds fairly suspect alright

SEPT 23 1989

anti Dublin racism

the_monkey

scam ..

snubbleste

€90 per test.
well done well done!

somesoldiers

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

anti Dublin racism

what is the difference between hay and straw?


what will come out if you pull the bits under a bull?

Flukey

the_monkey wrote: »

scam ..

Taxi-driving?

Roger_007

somesoldiers wrote: »

................
what will come out if you pull a bull's teat?

Your internal organs.:D

somesoldiers

They should make the taxi test easier like Leaving Cert mattymatticks

SEPT 23 1989

but you seem to know everything

somesoldiers

What way are they saying Boyers on that ad? sounds like "Bores"

ebbsy

I have been in taxis where

they Couldnt get from Ringsend to Rathmines
from Rathmines to Holles street (thank **** it was'nt me who was having the baby)

etc

Flukey

somesoldiers wrote: »

They should make the taxi test easier like Leaving Cert mattymatticks

For the calculations they use to come up with the fares, they'd need a higher standard than Leaving Cert.

Roger_007

Is there a loyalty card for Liveline callers?

Flukey

ebbsy wrote: »

I have been in taxis where

they Couldnt get from Ringsend to Rathmines
from Rathmines to Holles street (thank **** it was'nt me who was having the baby)

etc

Why was a taxi-driver who was just about to give birth still working?

ebbsy

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Swords please Mr Taxi man:D

SWORDS ? BAST**D

ebbsy

Flukey wrote: »

Why was a taxi-driver who was just about to give birth still working?

Well she had just made €5 all week.

somesoldiers

Which is better at the airport, Mondello or The Kesh?

somesoldiers

"your producer rang me"

snubbleste

"when your producer rang me this morning"

Flukey

Roger_007 wrote: »

Is there a loyalty card for Liveline callers?

Come on now, would you really want to earn free tickets to a Funny Friday or a voucher for €2.50 to spend on Fiver Friday?

Dan Jaman

Fails to address the thousands of spouses who kill their partners in a slow, but still deadly fashion by over-use of the chip pan, thereby getting the house.

the_monkey

Where did this topic come from ??

Atlantic Dawn

the_monkey wrote: »

Where did this topic come from ??

Inheritance law changes coming where you can't benefit from your crimes...

http://www.rte.ie/news/2015/0724/716850-succession-laws/

Dan Jaman

This afternoon, I shall be applying red paint to my tyre machine and toolbox and then watch it dry, just for the entertainment.