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The end of life on earth next September. Are you ready?

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    #32
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    endacl wrote: »
    Who would we throw? Load up a container with Katie Hopkinses?

    AFAIK, said lady is of the Jewish persuasion.
    Perhaps shouldn't have said that, leaves it open to Godwinian troll or oversensitive Mod :D


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    #33
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »
    every nights a full moon party for the gheys.

    Any excuse


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    #34
    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    That's a shame. I recently diversified my portfolio by investing in 5y Government bonds.


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    #35
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    They don't know what date it will impact but they know it will hit Earth? I'm no expert, but wouldn't the Earth be a quite few million miles further from where it was on Sep 15 by Sep 28?


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    #36
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Sepp Blatter and watch Sepp Splatter!

    /Gets coat


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    #37
    I Am The Law
    Registered Users Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    TheLastMohican wrote: »
    It's official. End times are here right now. I'm going to start getting my things together. Non believers had better start believing pdq.

    Getting your things together? Why?


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    #38
    Buzz Meeks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 127 ✭✭Buzz Meeks


    Had we listened to Arthur C Clarke then we would be safe now with various planetary and lunar colonies and wheeled space stations. Losing the Earth would be inconvenient but no biggie.

    But here we are having put all our eggs in one basket. And whatever aliens launched this foul weapon at us are laughing all the way to the bank.


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    #39
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    When time began, moments later, there was some dude convinced it was about to end. His descendents carry on his tradition.


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    #40
    Big C
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Big C


    follow bertie, he always gets out of trouble before the sh** hits the fan


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    #41
    RobertKK
    Registered Users Posts: 33,741 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    The files at Hangar one claims the US has spacecrafts up there, and will save us from doom.
    We can thank those aliens who crashed at Roswell for their technology.

    As for that comet, conspiracy theories should be ignored...


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    #42
    housetypeb
    Registered Users Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    After the fall of civilization,with low cunning and ruthless ambition, I fully expect to rise to the top of the remaining plebs and become supreme overlord of a small local town and a few of the better farms in the area.
    It's on my bucket list.


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    #43
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    RobertKK wrote: »
    The files at Hangar one claims the US has spacecrafts up there, and will save us from doom.
    We can thank those aliens who crashed at Roswell for their technology.

    As for that comet, conspiracy theories should be ignored...

    Must be great technology up to a point. Being able to chart navigate interstellar space or interdimensional yet unable to fly in an atmosphere without crashing.


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    #44
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Ruu wrote: »
    What if we throw someone/something at the comet and knock it out of the sky/into billions of pieces?

    The rocket foolishly soared too high, and lost control of its its servo guidance mechanism leaving us.... six hours to live.


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    #45
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    efb wrote: »
    On behalf to of the gay community soz, our bad- according to some "Christian" nut it's our fault- the whole gay marriage thing...

    But the fact it's all boll0cks worries me not a jot!

    Anyone for an End of World full moon party???

    Ahh Damn it efb.:mad: I was looking forward to seeing some really stylish gay weddings too.


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    #46
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users Posts: 7,955 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    If we all go down together then I could handle it. I'm just not going on my own while everyone else hangs around to enjoy the fun.


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    #47
    mrkiscool2
    Registered Users Posts: 5,159 ✭✭✭mrkiscool2


    It's alright lads! NASA says we can enjoy all the awesome gay weddings cause there is nothing on collision course with Earth!
    NASA knows of no asteroid or comet currently on a collision course with Earth, so the probability of a major collision is quite small.

    "In fact, as best as we can tell, no large object is likely to strike the Earth any time in the next several hundred years.


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    #48
    smurgen
    Registered Users Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    mrkiscool2 wrote: »
    It's alright lads! NASA says we can enjoy all the awesome gay weddings cause there is nothing on collision course with Earth!

    What am I gonna do with all the coke,hookers and heroin I've stockpiled for next September? Egg on my face!


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    #49
    Akrasia
    Registered Users Posts: 22,352 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    They don't know what date it will impact but they know it will hit Earth? I'm no expert, but wouldn't the Earth be a quite few million miles further from where it was on Sep 15 by Sep 28?
    If I know my Kerbal Space program, the comet will miss earth but fly close enough to do some atmospheric braking slowing it down enough to get captured in the earths gravity well, pass by earth to an enormous sigh of relief only for it to fall back down crushing all the godless heathens but not any churches.


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    #50
    Akrasia
    Registered Users Posts: 22,352 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    mrkiscool2 wrote: »
    It's alright lads! NASA says we can enjoy all the awesome gay weddings cause there is nothing on collision course with Earth!

    They would say that though wouldn't they, to protect their precious funding, cause we all know that the instant we all find out that there's gonna be an astroid impact, the first thing the U.S. government will do is cut the space program.


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    #51
    mrkiscool2
    Registered Users Posts: 5,159 ✭✭✭mrkiscool2


    Akrasia wrote: »
    They would say that though wouldn't they, to protect their precious funding, cause we all know that the instant we all find out that there's gonna be an astroid impact, the first thing the U.S. government will do is cut the space program.
    I do hope that is a joke! If not then wow, you clearly don't know about all the other stuff NASA is doing (including an asteroid defence plan)


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    #52
    Egginacup
    Site Banned Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Egginacup


    Forgotten password 99 wrote: »
    No Christmas :( .


    Christmas?

    We don't even get Halloween! :mad:


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    #53
    daheff
    Registered Users Posts: 5,852 ✭✭✭daheff


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    They don't know what date it will impact but they know it will hit Earth? I'm no expert, but wouldn't the Earth be a quite few million miles further from where it was on Sep 15 by Sep 28?

    Its got an Earth homing device in it....doesn't matter where we are....it'll find us!!!


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    #54
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Are the " Greys " coming to get married.

    They may have misunderstood the referendum.

    Anyway they are welcome and I will be doing a Great Line in "Grey Marriage licenses " at very reasonable rates.

    Obviously I am not taking the end of the World as seriously as……………… you know !


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    #55
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzybAS7zltE


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    #56
    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    All we need is a great big fcuking huge tennis racquet.

    Swing it and blast the fcuker back to outer space.


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    #57
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    mrkiscool2 wrote: »
    It's alright lads! NASA says we can enjoy all the awesome gay weddings cause there is nothing on collision course with Earth!

    NASA Shmasa, the Krazy kristians said vengeful god is peed off with the gay monogomy thing so THOU SHALT BE SMITED!!!!


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    #58
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Lean Leahz claims that world governments have been preparing quietly, moving and testing missile arsenals in the hope that it might be possible to fire them at the approaching asteroid and break it up to avoid catastrophe.

    See, even my Kerbals know this will not work. My Kerbals!

    Fun fact about Armageddon, each half of the asteroid missed earth by about 500 miles and all the NASA denizens were celebrating. In real-life they'd have running around ****less. A 500 mile miss wouldn't destroy earth but it would cause major tidal surges drowning killing a sh1t load of people.


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    #59
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,223 ✭✭✭Archeron


    It has chilling hellish mystery sounds, which I want to hear.
    I'm rooting for the comet.


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    #60
    TheIrishGrover
    Registered Users Posts: 6,023 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    I love the "......that would wipe out much of the United States......." F*ck the rest of the world. Reminds me of Team America "Cairo. 5472 miles east of USA"


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    #61
    Massimo Cassagrande
    Closed Accounts Posts: 626 ✭✭✭Massimo Cassagrande


    I preferred it when Comet just offered best-price electrical appliances.


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