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The end of life on earth next September. Are you ready?

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    #2
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Cool! Missed it the last time around!

    Pesky Mayans.

    :mad:


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    #3
    darkpagandeath
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    Sooooo, No astronomer as pointed a telescope to look ?


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    efb
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    On behalf to of the gay community soz, our bad- according to some "Christian" nut it's our fault- the whole gay marriage thing...

    But the fact it's all boll0cks worries me not a jot!

    Anyone for an End of World full moon party???


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    #5
    Forgotten password 99
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    No Christmas :( .


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    darkpagandeath
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    efb wrote: »
    On behalf to of the gay community soz, our bad- according to some "Christian" nut it's our fault- the whole gay marriage thing...

    But the fact it's all boll0cks worries me not a jot!

    Anyone for an End of World full moon party???

    Does god only look at what goes on in Ireland :P


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    Ruu
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    What if we throw someone/something at the comet and knock it out of the sky/into billions of pieces?


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    efb
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    darkpagandeath wrote: »
    Does god only look at what goes on in Ireland :P

    Apparently??? Well I think we would have been saved! But too late now!

    Russia surely should be saved so!


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    retro:electro
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    Good. We all go together. Best way to go.


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    efb
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    Can we not send up Bruce Willis and Ben Afflick to sort it?


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    mikom
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    TheLastMohican wrote: »
    It's official. End times are here right now. I'm going to start getting my things together. Non believers had better start believing pdq.

    http://www.inquisitr.com/2054665/2-5-mile-wide-comet-headed-toward-earth-conspiracy-theorists-spread-doomsday-mass-hysteria/

    Probably organized by the Iona institute and the man upstairs to prevent the gays marrying.


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    darkpagandeath
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    Ruu wrote: »
    What if we throw someone/something at the comet and knock it out of the sky/into billions of pieces?

    I can't help but think some may read that and go yeah it's a good idea :pac:


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    Knasher
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    efb wrote: »
    On behalf to of the gay community soz, our bad- according to some "Christian" nut it's our fault- the whole gay marriage thing.

    Yeah I heard that all right. Ireland was going apparently to be spared any damage if we voted against. I assume he was talking about that time Earth skipped forward a half day so that we are now in direct line to being hit directly by the meteor.

    People have been trying to convince me that I simply drank too much and blacked out after the referendum passed, but I know the truth.


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    ScumLord
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    Ruu wrote: »
    What if we throw someone/something at the comet and knock it out of the sky/into billions of pieces?
    It's customary to send at least one nuclear warhead at it.


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    darkpagandeath
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    Wonder if all the prepper types have "bugged out" not really thinking through how an extinction level event works.


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    efb
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    ScumLord wrote: »
    It's customary to send at least one nuclear warhead at it.

    Nicola Sturgeon mounts Trident as its blasted into the meteor! Freedom!!!


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    TheLastMohican
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    Having a few swift ones after the Creamery this morning, Dan Jimmy Cronin suggested that it was The Illuminati that caused the about turn in the Milk Quota saga. I left shortly after but later on, while passing the same pub, heard the best rendition of De Banks ever.


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    efb
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    I don't want to miss a thing!


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    The_Valeyard
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    TheLastMohican wrote: »
    It's official. End times are here right now. I'm going to start getting my things together. Non believers had better start believing pdq.

    http://www.inquisitr.com/2054665/2-5-mile-wide-comet-headed-toward-earth-conspiracy-theorists-spread-doomsday-mass-hysteria/


    Been ready since December 21st 2012.....


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    Elmo
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    ScumLord wrote: »
    It's customary to send at least one nuclear warhead at it.

    true but often if fails either

    causing mass dispersal of the comet as fragment continue to head to the earth, though in fairness this is great for the amateur photographer.

    OR they send in an elite team of ex-cons (no wait mixing up Jerry Bruckhiemer movies)

    Either way it can only mean I post this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR68oAtWY-c


    SING IT WITH ME FOLKS

    I could stay awake just to HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU BREATHING . ...

    waves arms!


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    Pinch Flat
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    Ah in fairness they've been right all along. I suspect I'll be doing something mundane like writing a report in work or cutting the grass. Does anyone know if a tin foil hat offers any protection against this?


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    ScumLord
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    Elmo wrote: »
    true but often if fails either

    causing mass dispersal of the comet as fragment continue to head to the earth, though in fairness this is great for the amateur photographer.

    OR they send in an elite team of ex-cons (no wait mixing up Jerry Bruckhiemer movies)
    I watched a mini series on netflix called Cat8 that takes the whole send a nuke at it to a whole new level of absurdity. It's like they used an American born again Christian as the science adviser for the show.

    I just don't see how the Americans will be able to resist sending a nuke at it, so they might as well get it out of the way.


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    The Diabolical Monocle
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    efb wrote: »
    On behalf to of the gay community soz, our bad- according to some "Christian" nut it's our fault- the whole gay marriage thing...

    But the fact it's all boll0cks worries me not a jot!

    Anyone for an End of World full moon party???

    every nights a full moon party for the gheys.


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    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    ScumLord wrote: »
    It's customary to send at least one nuclear warhead at it.

    But what if it doesn't work?!?!:eek::eek:

    God save us all....


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    Elmo
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    ScumLord wrote: »
    I watched a mini series on netflix called Cat8 that takes the whole send a nuke at it to a whole new level of absurdity. It's like they used an American born again Christian as the science adviser for the show.

    I just don't see how the Americans will be able to resist sending a nuke at it, so they might as well get it out of the way.

    If you are born again in America do you get citizenship?

    Russia will launch first, followed by China. America will then attack Russia and China as they have all the neclear war heads, Britain has continued talks with France and Germany questions why they don't have Nuclear weapons in events like these, after all German Engineering is the best

    Wir leben Autos
    Das Auto

    Though to be honest send a VW Golf and a Opel Astra into outer space possible wouldn't work.


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    TheLastMohican
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    Ruu wrote: »
    But what if it doesn't work?!?!:eek::eek:

    God save us all....

    It can't work 'cause He's driving the comet. A divine swerve at the last nano-second.


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    Elmo
    Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    TheLastMohican wrote: »
    It can't work 'cause He's driving the comet. A divine swerve at the last nano-second.

    Followed by "Haha... Just messing with you, Humans haha!"


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    TheLastMohican
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    TheLastMohican wrote: »
    It can't work 'cause He's driving the comet. A divine swerve at the last nano-second.
    Elmo wrote: »
    Followed by "Haha... Just messing with you, Humans haha!"


    Slight underestimation there Elmo. The swerve was to avoid the missile. Now back on track.

    Only thing that can go wrong is pressure pad on God's keyboard to fuck up.


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    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Ruu wrote: »
    What if we throw someone/something at the comet and knock it out of the sky/into billions of pieces?

    Who would we throw? Load up a container with Katie Hopkinses?


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    agent graves
    Registered Users Posts: 354 ✭✭agent graves


    enda kenny should be thrown at it


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    #31
    Big C
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Big C


    shyte, I just booked dignitas for October ?

    Can I please have a refund


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