Texas preparing for civil war: Operation Jade Helm

Reiver

Military exercises in the southern USA have local officials on edge and the Texas State Guard (a militia similar to the Texan National Guard) have been instructed to monitor the exercise while fears of a coup d'etat and federal attempt to assert control are rife amongst the populace.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2015/05/25/divided-america-theories-military-takeover-texas-find-legitimacy-political-mainstream/KSScgClOewjIXXisqkF5IM/story.html


Apparently the exercise is just a cover to psychologically prepare citizens for the sight of armed soldiers on their streets, round up dissidents, disarm the local population and use disused Wal-Marts as supply depots for allied Chinese soldiers who will arrive to act as occupiers.

Operation Jade Helm, the New World Order finally coming to fruition or just a training exercise?

The Backwards Man

Texas lost the war, Homebase took them over years ago.

cml387

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Texas lost the war, Homebase took them over years ago.

I thought Texas was under water?

diomed

If you have a hammer everything looks like a nail.
If you have a gun (and Texans do) everyone looks like a terrorist.

Reiver

diomed wrote: »

If you have a hammer everything looks like a nail.
If you have a gun (and Texans do) everyone looks like a terrorist.

You don't mess with Texas.

Gatling

Conspiracy theories comes to AH.




Maybe they should move Red Flag to texas and see what happens when several hundred combat aircraft take part in joint excises over the state

Mena

Is this a naval assault I assume?

cml387

Could be the Boston Globe laughing at the loony right again.
Mind you the loony right do make it easy.

Reiver

Gatling wrote: »

Conspiracy theories comes to AH

Serious enough for the Texan government to be taking precautions. For all we know it could be an aggressive attempt to assert more federal control.

Special forces had over a decade of practicing snatch and grabs in foreign locales. On home turf should be easy.

The Backwards Man

Reiver wrote: »

You don't mess with Texas.

Why not? Pussycats.

Fought for and won independence from one country and almost immediately begged to be annexed by another. Shower of wimps if you ask me.

Reiver

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Why not? Pussycats.

Fought for and won independence from one country and almost immediately begged to be annexed by another. Shower of wimps if you ask me.

Remember the Alamo?

I dunno lad, I just think they're mental.

Buzz Meeks

My monies on the Peoples front of Texas

Gatling

Reiver wrote: »

Serious enough for the Texan government to be taking precautions. For all we know it could be an aggressive attempt to assert more federal control.

Special forces had over a decade of practicing snatch and grabs in foreign locales. On home turf should be easy.

Don't forget about the black helicopters and bovine mutilations.

Most swat teams are more than capable of doing that job

The Backwards Man

Reiver wrote: »

Remember the Alamo?

I dunno lad, I just think they're mental.

You do know they lost that one as well don't you?:P

Reiver

Gatling wrote: »

Don't forget about the black helicopters and bovine mutilations.

Most swat teams are more than capable of doing that job

Obama is restricting the sale of military equipment to regional police forces. It's to demilitarise the police and make them easier to pacify when the takeover is done, removing what could be quite troublesome and well-trained resistance.

Reiver

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You do know they lost that one as well don't you?:P

http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/05/soldier-disappointed-jade-helm-not-a-coup/

Elements in the military claim it won't be a seizure of power. But the right wingers in America seem to think it as a potential Night of the Long Knives.

Sheep Lover

Reiver wrote: »

Obama is restricting the sale of military equipment to regional police forces. It's to demilitarise the police and make them easier to pacify when the takeover is done, removing what could be quite troublesome and well-trained resistance.

Taking them over for what exactly? Use as slaves in his underground lair?

Reiver

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Taking them over for what exactly? Use as slaves in his underground lair?

Apparently to remove regional control and bring in a centralised government with the federal government supreme.

Okay and there's also a theory the Wal-Marts are going to be used as FEMA processing centres.

Sheep Lover

Reiver wrote: »

Apparently to remove regional control and bring in a centralised government with the federal government supreme.

Okay and there's also a theory the Wal-Marts are going to be used as FEMA processing centres.

How will Centra and Spar be involved in this? Are they secretly hiding nuclear missile silos in the milk fridge?

Reiver

Sheep Lover wrote: »

How will Centra and Spar be involved in this? Are they secretly hiding nuclear missile silos in the milk fridge?

I don't think they have a presence in the continental United States.

Sheep Lover

Reiver wrote: »

I don't think they have a presence in the continental United States.

Tesco?

The Diabolical Monocle

"On March 19, inside a studio in the state capital of Austin, talk radio host Alex Jones sat behind an anchor’s desk in a gray suit and open-collared shirt.

“We’ve got huge breaking news, ladies and gentlemen,” he said in a gravelly voice to his national audience of some 1 million listeners. “It’s going to be happening in Austin’s back door.”


Alex Jones.


Funny how I instantly knew from the headline that he'd somehow be involved in the fun.

The Backwards Man

Sheep Lover wrote: »

How will Centra and Spar be involved in this? Are they secretly hiding nuclear missile silos in the milk fridge?

Applegreen are making inroads over there. They are using the codewords 'Any petrol?' and 'you can get a bag of Tayto with that to make it a
fiver' to covertly reinforce the influence of the federal government.

Reiver

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Applegreen are making inroads over there. They are using the codewords 'Any petrol?' and 'you can get a bag of Tayto with that to make it a
fiver' to covertly reinforce the influence of the federal government.

Americans don't know what Taytos are and certaintly wouldn't say "fiver".

dxhound2005

I knew it all along. Barack Hussein Obama II was never going to settle for just 8 years in charge. Hard luck Hillary.

The Backwards Man

Reiver wrote: »

Americans don't know what Taytos are and certaintly wouldn't say "fiver".

Yet.;)

Sheep Lover

I always knew Centra would have a hand in the end of world.

The Diabolical Monocle

Reiver wrote: »

Americans don't know what Taytos are

operation jade helm will soon fix that.

Menas

All my ex-es live in Texas....

Reiver

Whisky Mac wrote: »

All my ex-es live in Texas....

Best say goodbye to them. You'll be sending them letters courtesy of the Red Cross soon.

Reiver

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Yet.;)

In fairness, it is a good way to acclimatise the populace to helicopters constantly swooping overhead and strange noises at night. With all those drones and spy satellites it's a lot easier for them to extract a hostile individual than say some warlord in Somalia.

Reiver

dxhound2005 wrote: »

I knew it all along. Barack Hussein Obama II was never going to settle for just 8 years in charge. Hard luck Hillary.

They're in the same party. I'd guess they're both privy to any operations planned.

Reiver

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Tesco?

I've been to New York, Boston, even Connecticut and I ain't ever seen a Tescos.

Duckworth_Luas

Not every visitor to Texas has been impressed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0

20Cent

how can you invade a state that is already a part of your own country ?

The Backwards Man

Reiver wrote: »

I've been to New York, Boston, even Connecticut and I ain't ever seen a Tescos.

They are all on the West Coast and they aren't called Tesco, they are called Fresh and Dandy or something like that.

When you're secretly planning a coup you don't go around opening grocery stores in your own name.

Don't they teach anything in schools these days?

Reiver

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

operation jade helm will soon fix that.

I think the purpose of the operation would be to remove political dissidents and assert federal control rather than enforce Irish economic hegemony over the hapless citizenry.

Egginacup

Reiver wrote: »

Military exercises in the southern USA have local officials on edge and the Texas State Guard (a militia similar to the Texan National Guard) have been instructed to monitor the exercise while fears of a coup d'etat and federal attempt to assert control are rife amongst the populace.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2015/05/25/divided-america-theories-military-takeover-texas-find-legitimacy-political-mainstream/KSScgClOewjIXXisqkF5IM/story.html


Apparently the exercise is just a cover to psychologically prepare citizens for the sight of armed soldiers on their streets, round up dissidents, disarm the local population and use disused Wal-Marts as supply depots for allied Chinese soldiers who will arrive to act as occupiers.

Operation Jade Helm, the New World Order finally coming to fruition or just a training exercise?

Texas! Shower of ****. Ted Cruz opposed federal aid to the victims of Hurricane Sandy in New York. Now the cock-walloper is trying to get federal aid for the victims of the current Texas floods.
And all the while screaming "that the Federal government is here to impinge upon the freedoms of Texans!"

Arseholes him and Texans.

Sheep Lover

Reiver wrote: »

I think the purpose of the operation would be to remove political dissidents and assert federal control rather than enforce Irish economic hegemony over the hapless citizenry.

Who will sell them the wonders of red lemonade and tayto though?

The Backwards Man

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Who will sell them the wonders of red lemonade and tayto though?

McDaid's Football Special have recently started exporting to Glasgow. I knew they must have had something up their sleeve. Govan today, Galveston tomorrow, and after that, the world.

Reiver

Lads can we stay on topic here.

Do you think the government is being deliberately overt or is this a warm-up for something else? Or perhaps just a smokescreen to deflect attention?

ceadaoin.

Reiver wrote: »

Obama is restricting the sale of military equipment to regional police forces. It's to demilitarise the police and make them easier to pacify when the takeover is done, removing what could be quite troublesome and well-trained resistance.

well there really is no need for local police forces to have tanks and machine guns, unless you think a police state is a good thing? They are supposed to be law enforcement, not a branch of the military.

The Backwards Man

Reiver wrote: »

Lads can we stay on topic here.

Do you think the government is being deliberately overt or is this a warm-up for something else? Or perhaps just a smokescreen to deflect attention?

We are on topic. You say Wal-Mart are part of a federal conspiracy, we're telling you it's not just them, the convenience stores of the world are uniting, mobilising and coming to a town near you.

Sheep Lover

Reiver wrote: »

Lads can we stay on topic here.

Do you think the government is being deliberately overt or is this a warm-up for something else? Or perhaps just a smokescreen to deflect attention?

It's a smokescreen for Londis to finally capture a major city and start executing Centra staff and customers ISIS style.

Reiver

ceadaoin. wrote: »

well there really is no need for local police forces to have tanks and machine guns, unless you think a police state is a good thing? They are supposed to be law enforcement, not a branch of the military.

I thought the idea was to offer a counterbalance force to the military, similar to how the NKVD were in the USSR?

catallus

Obama's mask finally slips!

Reiver

The Backwards Man wrote: »

We are on topic. You say Wal-Mart are part of a federal conspiracy, we're telling you it's not just them, the convenience stores of the world are uniting, mobilising and coming to a town near you.

I just said that disused stores could be used since the layout is standard and they're omnipresent in the USA.

The Backwards Man

catallus wrote: »

Obama's mask finally slips!

He'll be able to buy a new one on the Aldi weekly special.

The Diabolical Monocle

Reiver wrote: »

I just said that disused stores could be used since the layout is standard and they're omnipresent in the USA.

well yeah you could use the standard and omnipresent Walmart to store political dissidents.


but to do that you'd first have to empty them of the millions of fat fvcks, oddballs and gun nuts on mobility scooters.

Egginacup

Reiver wrote: »

Apparently to remove regional control and bring in a centralised government with the federal government supreme.

Okay and there's also a theory the Wal-Marts are going to be used as FEMA processing centres.

What ultra-moron came up with the notion that Wal-Marts were going to be used as concentration camps or processing centres or some crap? If I was to be herded into a place against my will, Wal-Mart would be a dream. Guns, food, clothing, chemicals, electrical items, communications devices, water, tinned goods. You could last for years in one of those places.

Reiver

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

well yeah you could use the standard and omnipresent Walmart to store political dissidents.


but to do that you'd first have to empty them of the millions of fat fvcks, oddballs and gun nuts on mobility scooters.

These are the disused ones we are discussing. Though Obama's campaign in Texas does seem to take advantage of those horizontally challenged and less capable of defending themselves.