Texas preparing for civil war: Operation Jade Helm

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:19PM

dxhound2005 wrote: »

I knew it all along. Barack Hussein Obama II was never going to settle for just 8 years in charge. Hard luck Hillary.

They're in the same party. I'd guess they're both privy to any operations planned.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:19PM

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Tesco?

I've been to New York, Boston, even Connecticut and I ain't ever seen a Tescos.

Duckworth_Luas · 01-06-2015 08:22PM

Not every visitor to Texas has been impressed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0

20Cent · 01-06-2015 08:23PM

how can you invade a state that is already a part of your own country ?

The Backwards Man · 01-06-2015 08:24PM

Reiver wrote: »

I've been to New York, Boston, even Connecticut and I ain't ever seen a Tescos.

They are all on the West Coast and they aren't called Tesco, they are called Fresh and Dandy or something like that.

When you're secretly planning a coup you don't go around opening grocery stores in your own name.

Don't they teach anything in schools these days?

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:25PM

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

operation jade helm will soon fix that.

I think the purpose of the operation would be to remove political dissidents and assert federal control rather than enforce Irish economic hegemony over the hapless citizenry.

Egginacup · 01-06-2015 08:25PM

Reiver wrote: »

Military exercises in the southern USA have local officials on edge and the Texas State Guard (a militia similar to the Texan National Guard) have been instructed to monitor the exercise while fears of a coup d'etat and federal attempt to assert control are rife amongst the populace.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2015/05/25/divided-america-theories-military-takeover-texas-find-legitimacy-political-mainstream/KSScgClOewjIXXisqkF5IM/story.html

Apparently the exercise is just a cover to psychologically prepare citizens for the sight of armed soldiers on their streets, round up dissidents, disarm the local population and use disused Wal-Marts as supply depots for allied Chinese soldiers who will arrive to act as occupiers.

Operation Jade Helm, the New World Order finally coming to fruition or just a training exercise?

Texas! Shower of ****. Ted Cruz opposed federal aid to the victims of Hurricane Sandy in New York. Now the cock-walloper is trying to get federal aid for the victims of the current Texas floods.
And all the while screaming "that the Federal government is here to impinge upon the freedoms of Texans!"

Arseholes him and Texans.

Sheep Lover · 01-06-2015 08:25PM

Reiver wrote: »

I think the purpose of the operation would be to remove political dissidents and assert federal control rather than enforce Irish economic hegemony over the hapless citizenry.

Who will sell them the wonders of red lemonade and tayto though?

The Backwards Man · 01-06-2015 08:29PM

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Who will sell them the wonders of red lemonade and tayto though?

McDaid's Football Special have recently started exporting to Glasgow. I knew they must have had something up their sleeve. Govan today, Galveston tomorrow, and after that, the world.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:30PM

Lads can we stay on topic here.

Do you think the government is being deliberately overt or is this a warm-up for something else? Or perhaps just a smokescreen to deflect attention?

ceadaoin. · 01-06-2015 08:32PM

Reiver wrote: »

Obama is restricting the sale of military equipment to regional police forces. It's to demilitarise the police and make them easier to pacify when the takeover is done, removing what could be quite troublesome and well-trained resistance.

well there really is no need for local police forces to have tanks and machine guns, unless you think a police state is a good thing? They are supposed to be law enforcement, not a branch of the military.

The Backwards Man · 01-06-2015 08:33PM

Reiver wrote: »

Lads can we stay on topic here.

Do you think the government is being deliberately overt or is this a warm-up for something else? Or perhaps just a smokescreen to deflect attention?

We are on topic. You say Wal-Mart are part of a federal conspiracy, we're telling you it's not just them, the convenience stores of the world are uniting, mobilising and coming to a town near you.

Sheep Lover · 01-06-2015 08:34PM

Reiver wrote: »

Lads can we stay on topic here.

Do you think the government is being deliberately overt or is this a warm-up for something else? Or perhaps just a smokescreen to deflect attention?

It's a smokescreen for Londis to finally capture a major city and start executing Centra staff and customers ISIS style.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:34PM

ceadaoin. wrote: »

well there really is no need for local police forces to have tanks and machine guns, unless you think a police state is a good thing? They are supposed to be law enforcement, not a branch of the military.

I thought the idea was to offer a counterbalance force to the military, similar to how the NKVD were in the USSR?

catallus · 01-06-2015 08:34PM

Obama's mask finally slips!

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:35PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

We are on topic. You say Wal-Mart are part of a federal conspiracy, we're telling you it's not just them, the convenience stores of the world are uniting, mobilising and coming to a town near you.

I just said that disused stores could be used since the layout is standard and they're omnipresent in the USA.

The Backwards Man · 01-06-2015 08:37PM

catallus wrote: »

Obama's mask finally slips!

He'll be able to buy a new one on the Aldi weekly special.

The Diabolical Monocle · 01-06-2015 08:42PM

Reiver wrote: »

I just said that disused stores could be used since the layout is standard and they're omnipresent in the USA.

well yeah you could use the standard and omnipresent Walmart to store political dissidents.

but to do that you'd first have to empty them of the millions of fat fvcks, oddballs and gun nuts on mobility scooters.

Egginacup · 01-06-2015 08:43PM

Reiver wrote: »

Apparently to remove regional control and bring in a centralised government with the federal government supreme.

Okay and there's also a theory the Wal-Marts are going to be used as FEMA processing centres.

What ultra-moron came up with the notion that Wal-Marts were going to be used as concentration camps or processing centres or some crap? If I was to be herded into a place against my will, Wal-Mart would be a dream. Guns, food, clothing, chemicals, electrical items, communications devices, water, tinned goods. You could last for years in one of those places.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:44PM

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

well yeah you could use the standard and omnipresent Walmart to store political dissidents.

but to do that you'd first have to empty them of the millions of fat fvcks, oddballs and gun nuts on mobility scooters.

These are the disused ones we are discussing. Though Obama's campaign in Texas does seem to take advantage of those horizontally challenged and less capable of defending themselves.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:45PM

Egginacup wrote: »

What ultra-moron came up with the notion that Wal-Marts were going to be used as concentration camps or processing centres or some crap? If I was to be herded into a place against my will, Wal-Mart would be a dream. Guns, food, clothing, chemicals, electrical items, communications devices, water, tinned goods. You could last for years in one of those places.

I imagine the disused ones will be used for internment while the stocked ones are used to keep Chinese/UN troops supplied.

galljga1 · 01-06-2015 08:47PM

Reiver wrote: »

Lads can we stay on topic here.

Do you think the government is being deliberately overt or is this a warm-up for something else? Or perhaps just a smokescreen to deflect attention?

Are you seriously expecting serious answers to a nutbag theory on AH?
I am glad to see it is being treated with the respect it deserves.

dxhound2005 · 01-06-2015 08:47PM

No brain cells were damaged (or used) in the formation of this conspiracy theory.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:48PM

galljga1 wrote: »

Are you seriously expecting serious answers to a nutbag theory on AH?
I am glad to see it is being treated with the respect it deserves.

Well it's a bit more than a theory if the Texan government is handling it with such severity.

Streetwalker · 01-06-2015 08:50PM

All my ex's come from Texas

The Diabolical Monocle · 01-06-2015 08:50PM

Reiver wrote: »

I imagine the disused ones will be used for internment while the stocked ones are used to keep Chinese/UN troops supplied.

we should be seeing the reports of preparations for a mass troop movement in the Chinese papers any moment now.

mass fuel purchase, docking of hundreds of naval and merchant marine vessels, call up of draftees, cancellation of leave etc.

all in tomorrows China times.

Gringo180 · 01-06-2015 08:52PM

Havent they already done plenty of drills like this in the U.S, operation Bold Alligator and Robin Sage.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:52PM

Streetwalker wrote: »

All my ex's come from Texas

Talked to them recently? Good to have eyes on the ground.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 09:04PM

Gringo180 wrote: »

Havent they already done plenty of drills like this in the U.S, operation Bold Alligator and Robin Sage.

Yeah but not something like this, this is to supposedly deal with an insurgency in-country. Just like a disaffected populace might try.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 09:05PM

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

we should be seeing the reports of preparations for a mass troop movement in the Chinese papers any moment now.

mass fuel purchase, docking of hundreds of naval and merchant marine vessels, call up of draftees, cancellation of leave etc.

all in tomorrows China times.

Spratly islands is first bro.

Smoke and mirrors. Maskirovka.

Texas preparing for civil war: Operation Jade Helm

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