Texas preparing for civil war: Operation Jade Helm

Reiver · 01-06-2015 07:43PM #1

Military exercises in the southern USA have local officials on edge and the Texas State Guard (a militia similar to the Texan National Guard) have been instructed to monitor the exercise while fears of a coup d'etat and federal attempt to assert control are rife amongst the populace.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2015/05/25/divided-america-theories-military-takeover-texas-find-legitimacy-political-mainstream/KSScgClOewjIXXisqkF5IM/story.html

Apparently the exercise is just a cover to psychologically prepare citizens for the sight of armed soldiers on their streets, round up dissidents, disarm the local population and use disused Wal-Marts as supply depots for allied Chinese soldiers who will arrive to act as occupiers.

Operation Jade Helm, the New World Order finally coming to fruition or just a training exercise?

The Backwards Man · 01-06-2015 07:45PM

Texas lost the war, Homebase took them over years ago.

cml387 · 01-06-2015 07:48PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Texas lost the war, Homebase took them over years ago.

I thought Texas was under water?

diomed · 01-06-2015 07:48PM

If you have a hammer everything looks like a nail.
If you have a gun (and Texans do) everyone looks like a terrorist.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 07:49PM

diomed wrote: »

If you have a hammer everything looks like a nail.
If you have a gun (and Texans do) everyone looks like a terrorist.

You don't mess with Texas.

Gatling · 01-06-2015 07:49PM

Conspiracy theories comes to AH.

Maybe they should move Red Flag to texas and see what happens when several hundred combat aircraft take part in joint excises over the state

Mena · 01-06-2015 07:50PM

Is this a naval assault I assume?

cml387 · 01-06-2015 07:53PM

Could be the Boston Globe laughing at the loony right again.
Mind you the loony right do make it easy.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 07:54PM

Gatling wrote: »

Conspiracy theories comes to AH

Serious enough for the Texan government to be taking precautions. For all we know it could be an aggressive attempt to assert more federal control.

Special forces had over a decade of practicing snatch and grabs in foreign locales. On home turf should be easy.

The Backwards Man · 01-06-2015 07:56PM

Reiver wrote: »

You don't mess with Texas.

Why not? Pussycats.

Fought for and won independence from one country and almost immediately begged to be annexed by another. Shower of wimps if you ask me.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 07:57PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Why not? Pussycats.

Fought for and won independence from one country and almost immediately begged to be annexed by another. Shower of wimps if you ask me.

Remember the Alamo?

I dunno lad, I just think they're mental.

Buzz Meeks · 01-06-2015 07:57PM

My monies on the Peoples front of Texas

Gatling · 01-06-2015 07:57PM

Reiver wrote: »

Serious enough for the Texan government to be taking precautions. For all we know it could be an aggressive attempt to assert more federal control.

Special forces had over a decade of practicing snatch and grabs in foreign locales. On home turf should be easy.

Don't forget about the black helicopters and bovine mutilations.

Most swat teams are more than capable of doing that job

The Backwards Man · 01-06-2015 07:59PM

Reiver wrote: »

Remember the Alamo?

I dunno lad, I just think they're mental.

You do know they lost that one as well don't you?:P

Reiver · 01-06-2015 07:59PM

Gatling wrote: »

Don't forget about the black helicopters and bovine mutilations.

Most swat teams are more than capable of doing that job

Obama is restricting the sale of military equipment to regional police forces. It's to demilitarise the police and make them easier to pacify when the takeover is done, removing what could be quite troublesome and well-trained resistance.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:00PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You do know they lost that one as well don't you?:P

http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/05/soldier-disappointed-jade-helm-not-a-coup/

Elements in the military claim it won't be a seizure of power. But the right wingers in America seem to think it as a potential Night of the Long Knives.

Sheep Lover · 01-06-2015 08:01PM

Reiver wrote: »

Obama is restricting the sale of military equipment to regional police forces. It's to demilitarise the police and make them easier to pacify when the takeover is done, removing what could be quite troublesome and well-trained resistance.

Taking them over for what exactly? Use as slaves in his underground lair?

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:03PM

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Taking them over for what exactly? Use as slaves in his underground lair?

Apparently to remove regional control and bring in a centralised government with the federal government supreme.

Okay and there's also a theory the Wal-Marts are going to be used as FEMA processing centres.

Sheep Lover · 01-06-2015 08:04PM

Reiver wrote: »

Apparently to remove regional control and bring in a centralised government with the federal government supreme.

Okay and there's also a theory the Wal-Marts are going to be used as FEMA processing centres.

How will Centra and Spar be involved in this? Are they secretly hiding nuclear missile silos in the milk fridge?

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:06PM

Sheep Lover wrote: »

How will Centra and Spar be involved in this? Are they secretly hiding nuclear missile silos in the milk fridge?

I don't think they have a presence in the continental United States.

Sheep Lover · 01-06-2015 08:07PM

Reiver wrote: »

I don't think they have a presence in the continental United States.

Tesco?

The Diabolical Monocle · 01-06-2015 08:08PM

"On March 19, inside a studio in the state capital of Austin, talk radio host Alex Jones sat behind an anchor’s desk in a gray suit and open-collared shirt.

“We’ve got huge breaking news, ladies and gentlemen,” he said in a gravelly voice to his national audience of some 1 million listeners. “It’s going to be happening in Austin’s back door.”

Alex Jones.

Funny how I instantly knew from the headline that he'd somehow be involved in the fun.

The Backwards Man · 01-06-2015 08:10PM

Sheep Lover wrote: »

How will Centra and Spar be involved in this? Are they secretly hiding nuclear missile silos in the milk fridge?

Applegreen are making inroads over there. They are using the codewords 'Any petrol?' and 'you can get a bag of Tayto with that to make it a
fiver' to covertly reinforce the influence of the federal government.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:12PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Applegreen are making inroads over there. They are using the codewords 'Any petrol?' and 'you can get a bag of Tayto with that to make it a
fiver' to covertly reinforce the influence of the federal government.

Americans don't know what Taytos are and certaintly wouldn't say "fiver".

dxhound2005 · 01-06-2015 08:13PM

I knew it all along. Barack Hussein Obama II was never going to settle for just 8 years in charge. Hard luck Hillary.

The Backwards Man · 01-06-2015 08:14PM

Reiver wrote: »

Americans don't know what Taytos are and certaintly wouldn't say "fiver".

Yet.;)

Sheep Lover · 01-06-2015 08:14PM

I always knew Centra would have a hand in the end of world.

The Diabolical Monocle · 01-06-2015 08:15PM

Reiver wrote: »

Americans don't know what Taytos are

operation jade helm will soon fix that.

Menas · 01-06-2015 08:16PM

All my ex-es live in Texas....

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:17PM

Whisky Mac wrote: »

All my ex-es live in Texas....

Best say goodbye to them. You'll be sending them letters courtesy of the Red Cross soon.

Reiver · 01-06-2015 08:18PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Yet.;)

In fairness, it is a good way to acclimatise the populace to helicopters constantly swooping overhead and strange noises at night. With all those drones and spy satellites it's a lot easier for them to extract a hostile individual than say some warlord in Somalia.

Texas preparing for civil war: Operation Jade Helm

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