Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

b_mac2

StripedBoxers wrote: »

Came across this status this morning.

Vote now, fee euthanasia for stupid people #purgeFB

yellowlabrador

Admit it. You aren’t like them. You’re not even close. You may occasionally dress yourself up as one of them, watch the same mindless television shows as they do, maybe even eat the same fast food sometimes. But it seems that the more you try to fit in, the more you feel like an outsider, watching the “normal people” as they go about their automatic existences. For every time you say club passwords like “Have a nice day” and “Weather’s awful today, eh?”, you yearn inside to say forbidden things like “Tell me something that makes you cry” or “What do you think deja vu is for?”. Face it, you even want to talk to that girl in the elevator. But what if that girl in the elevator (and the balding man who walks past your cubicle at work) are thinking the same thing? Who knows what you might learn from taking a chance on conversation with a stranger? Everyone carries a piece of the puzzle. Nobody comes into your life by mere coincidence. Trust your instincts. Do the unexpected. Find the others…”

She's middle aged.

kunst nugget

yellowlabrador wrote: »

She's middle aged.

It's a Timothy Leary quote. Grand to put up when you're 19 and you've taken some crappy acid you bought off your mate who got it off that weird fella in college that kind of smells like poo and you've decided to be ultra spiritual for the month because you've like seen behind the facade, man. Any older than that and you look like an utter dipstick…

thesandeman

StripedBoxers wrote: »

Came across this status this morning.

That's actually almost legible at first read :O

nikpmup

Fcks sake.

rawn

"If there is any museum on my bucket list it's The Louvre....����☕��things to look forward too one day ‪#‎historyporn‬"

Not that dumb or anything but she is a Full Time Mad Mammy that posts about 5 statuses like this a day to show how deep she is.

One of the replies made me laugh though

"Moan Lisa is so small"

Maximus Alexander

nikpmup wrote: »

Fcks sake.

What's this 'cancer' they speak of?

yerwanthere123

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

What's this 'cancer' they speak of?

Had no idea until I saw the above post. Looked it up myself and it's actually a really serious disease, who knew! Thanks Teddy!!!1!

sligojoek

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Had no idea until I saw the above post. Looked it up myself and it's actually a really serious disease, who knew! Thanks Teddy!!!1!

It's not all that serious, really.

Just type amen and you're sorted. I'd rather that than the common cold.

yerwanthere123

Wise words

We need nt to tlk abt diz shid when
u said we wer yung.y dd u accept
our ‪#‎pros‬..f*ck de hell outta u.‪#‎Bae‬.
‪#‎Bitchez_ain‬'t_shid..
‪#‎Madakraa_empire‬..
‪#‎youforknw‬..
youalreadyknw..

Shannon757

‪#‎Madakraa_empire‬..
What?

Big Nasty

Shannon757 wrote: »

‪#‎Madakraa_empire‬..
What?

You understood the rest of it!?! :eek:

maudgonner

Big Nasty wrote: »

You understood the rest of it!?! :eek:

You know the way the security services used to recruit operatives by setting really hard crossword puzzles in the newspapers?

Is there any chance they've moved on to using Facebook these days? 'Cause these would stump most cryptographers, I reckon.

Shannon757

Big Nasty wrote: »

You understood the rest of it!?! :eek:

No I got none of that but I was just stumped with that one.

maudgonner

Shannon757 wrote: »

No I got none of that but I was just stumped with that one.

Google reckons Madakraa is a hippedy-hop musicman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir5G886G_o8

Neil Issagum

"Boom....tats meeee" Accompanied by a photo of Marilyn Monroe quoting 'I can be as high maintenance as I want to be, no one pays my bills but me'

Ironic as she's on 'the sick'

mansize

Hit like if you are proud of all your children...

I couldn't - he's a great kid and all but Billy is a bit to dim witted...

Who the fcuk doesn't like their kids... And how is liking them an achievement???

tupenny

"Tryn kip bsyd Mr trumpidy trump trump here. Do's all peeps be givn scuthery fartin in there sleeps. Rottin yoke " - feeling angry

brandnewaward

tupenny wrote: »

"Tryn kip bsyd Mr trumpidy trump trump here. Do's all peeps be givn scuthery fartin in there sleeps. Rottin yoke " - feeling angry

after about 5 mins , i figured out it wasn't a donald trump related status

John_D80

Probably mentioned before but anyone who posts:

''Ah shur it'd be rude not to.......'' Alongside a picture of an alchoholic drink or a picture of them holding an alchoholic drink.

Its been done mate. 20,000,000 times already.

joeguevara

John_D80 wrote: »

Probably mentioned before but anyone who posts:

''Ah shur it'd be rude not to.......'' Alongside a picture of an alchoholic drink or a picture of them holding an alchoholic drink.

Its been done mate. 20,000,000 times already.

Its been said mate. 20,000,000 times already. And it is alcoholic!

kunst nugget

joeguevara wrote: »

And it is alcoholic!

Not if you're Santa Claus!

Chris_Bradley

"If indeed we didn't land on our moon, which moon did we land on though"

yellowlabrador

Oh well looks like i have been dumped yet again back on the shelf ... thank god for horses ... i was your bitch and now ime mine haha x

Followed by several motivational cards with messages about taming women and being wild. Now she's back to worshipping her touareg.

John_D80

joeguevara wrote: »

Its been said mate. 20,000,000 times already. And it is alcoholic!

Correcting spellings now? Good man. :rolleyes:

joeguevara

John_D80 wrote: »

Correcting spellings now? Good man. :rolleyes:

Well if you are calling a post dumb, you might make sure that you have everything spelled correctly. Couple that with the fact that you were slagging someone off for posting something that has been posted many times before, when in fact your post has been posted on this forum countless times, it is quite funny!

Fame and Demise

yellowlabrador wrote: »

Followed by several motivational cards with messages about taming women and being wild. Now she's back to worshipping her touareg.

Who needs a fella when you have a horse? That doesn't sound right :eek:

ronjo

joeguevara wrote: »

Well if you are calling a post dumb, you might make sure that you have everything spelled correctly. Couple that with the fact that you were slagging someone off for posting something that has been posted many times before, when in fact your post has been posted on this forum countless times, it is quite funny!

But you are not

John_D80

joeguevara wrote: »

Well if you are calling a post dumb, you might make sure that you have everything spelled correctly. Couple that with the fact that you were slagging someone off for posting something that has been posted many times before, when in fact your post has been posted on this forum countless times, it is quite funny!

Mustn't take much to amuse you!!!

Glad I could be of service.

coolhull

tupenny wrote: »

"Tryn kip bsyd Mr trumpidy trump trump here. Do's all peeps be givn scuthery fartin in there sleeps. Rottin yoke " - feeling angry

That's obviously not Donald Trump. He wouldnt say anything as sensible as that