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James Reilly to ban trough urinals in schools

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    #62
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Are you serious? This is AH. Off topic petty arguments are about as on-topic as you can get. :p
    If the OP wanted a serious discussion of the issue, he or she should have posted it in Politics Café. AH is dominated by people who take the piss (pun of course intended)

    Mod

    You got an issue with a mod instruction, you know that you take it up via pm. I will resist "you are taking the piss" jibe.


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    #63
    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Are you serious? This is AH. Off topic petty arguments are about as on-topic as you can get. :p
    If the OP wanted a serious discussion of the issue, he or she should have posted it in Politics Café. AH is dominated by people who take the piss (pun of course intended)

    no no no, it's 'blast with'.


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    #64
    Miall108
    Registered Users Posts: 431 ✭✭Miall108


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Are you serious? This is AH. Off topic petty arguments are about as on-topic as you can get. :p
    If the OP wanted a serious discussion of the issue, he or she should have posted it in Politics Café. AH is dominated by people who take the piss (pun of course intended)

    Argueing with and Questioning a mod??? Akin to challenging the leadership of North Korea. An impossible task. Prepare to be vaporised :pac::pac:


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    #65
    Miall108
    Registered Users Posts: 431 ✭✭Miall108


    Lapin wrote: »
    I'll stay on topic and be brief.

    Go drown yourself in a trough of your own piss or lighten up.

    This is AH for fuck sake. Do you really expect intellectual thought provoking conversation on a subject like this to ensue here?

    Its ok you will get the thanks you deserve one day. In the meantime we will forgive and forget and stay on topic :D


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    #66
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    Trough urinals have pretty much died out though right? Even for adults. Proper order. They reek of piss and the scummy smokers used to drop their butts in the trough which collected at the drain backing up the piss, which splashed on your shoes while you did your business crammed in on all sides by drunken eejits.


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    #67
    gormdubhgorm
    Registered Users Posts: 18,329 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    Eugene Norman wrote: »
    Trough urinals have pretty much died out though right? Even for adults. Proper order. They reek of piss and the scummy smokers used to drop their butts in the trough which collected at the drain backing up the piss, which splashed on your shoes while you did your business crammed in on all sides by drunken eejits.

    Is that the teachers staff room toilet or the students toilet your referring to ? :D

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



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    #68
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Eugene Norman wrote: »
    Trough urinals have pretty much died out though right? Even for adults. Proper order. They reek of piss and the scummy smokers used to drop their butts in the trough which collected at the drain backing up the piss, which splashed on your shoes while you did your business crammed in on all sides by drunken eejits.

    Now that you mention it, I'd like the minister to extend his ban to Galway Rail and Bus Éireann station.


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    #69
    AllGunsBlazing
    Registered Users Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭AllGunsBlazing


    Maybe there is something to be said for sitting down when having a slash? You don't usually get the same waft of stale piss emanating from the ladies' jacks tbf.


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    #70
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    AllGunsBlazing wrote: »
    Maybe there is something to be said for sitting down when having a slash? You don't usually get the same waft of stale piss emanating from the ladies' jacks tbf.

    Troughs dont get flushed often enough and stale piss smells, a womans wc would be flushed after every piss.


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    #71
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 40,928 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    the groutch wrote: »
    Surely he's taking the piss.

    the op. Yep

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #72
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Who'll pay for it? :confused:


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    #73
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Finally my children can go to school without the fear, of upset, from their classsmates penis envy.
    Feminist everywhere breathed a sigh of relief.


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    #74
    cloud493
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    Thank god. Always dreaded those when I was at school, still don't like em now.


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    #75
    keith16
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    This is a plan by the VFI. Somehow, eventually, all types of urinals will be banned with the exception of pub urinals.


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    #76
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    This fella has been at politics a long time. He has to get something right eventually - is this it? Some legacy.


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    #77
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    DavidRamsay99 wrote: »
    Feminists want boys to sit when they urinate because of penis envy.

    They've made products just to cater that envy.

    I present to you:

    The SHEWEE!



    :pac:


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    #78
    Condenser
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    James Urinelley


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    #79
    Sheepy99
    Registered Users Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭Sheepy99


    We salute you, our half inflated Dark Lord!


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    #80
    SEPT 23 1989
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    Bottler's school bag probably ended up in a blocked p1ss trough


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    #81
    Yamanoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    Who'll pay for it? :confused:

    Wee will


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    #82
    Depraved
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    cloud493 wrote: »
    Thank god. Always dreaded those when I was at school, still don't like em now.

    I've heard that some of those penis enlargement treatments actually work. You should check them out.


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    #83
    Tarzana2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭Tarzana2


    I was just saying to my BF yesterday that the idea of trough urinals is strange to me, like yer just a bunch of animals or something. :pac: Separate ones just seem more dignified!


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    #84
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Personally I never use urinals. Can't hack not wiping my weiner after a piss. Ye other lads may try to deny it, but there are always a couple of drops no amount of shaking or gyrating will dislodge. ;)


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    #85
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Personally I never use urinals. Can't hack not wiping my weiner after a piss. Ye other lads may try to deny it, but there are always a couple of drops no amount of shaking or gyrating will dislodge. ;)

    Your weiner is causing you all sorts of problems.


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    #86
    previous user
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    pmasterson95 wrote: »
    Irish TD's doing the important jobs well.[/QUOT yes


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    #87
    endacl
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    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Personally I never use urinals. Can't hack not wiping my weiner after a piss. Ye other lads may try to deny it, but there are always a couple of drops no amount of shaking or gyrating will dislodge. ;)

    The auld shoulder shrugs should sort that out!

    :pac:


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    #88
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    Your weiner is causing you all sorts of problems.

    I take it this is in reference to the barbell bollocks battering situation I previously posted about? ;)


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    #89
    Frank O. Pinion
    Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Frank O. Pinion


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Personally I never use urinals. Can't hack not wiping my weiner after a piss. Ye other lads may try to deny it, but there are always a couple of drops no amount of shaking or gyrating will dislodge. ;)
    I always sit down to pee, and give it a good wipe afterwards. I don't know about other people, but my lovers tend to enjoy my dick not tasting of piss when it's in their mouth. It doesn't take much to be a gentleman.


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    #90
    Cuban Pete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭Cuban Pete


    Any source on this? Or are we just meant to believe any old crap people come up with these days?


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    #91
    conorh91
    Registered Users Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    Frank O. Pinion wrote: »
    I always sit down to pee, and give it a good wipe afterwards. I don't know about other people, but my lovers tend to enjoy my dick not tasting of piss when it's in their mouth.
    Also showering.
    Cuban Pete wrote: »
    Any source on this? Or are we just meant to believe any old crap people come up with these days?
    pretty sure the OP is joking.

    Something to do with James Reilly and plain-pack ciggies and the nanny state I guess.


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