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ISIS Trick Mother Into Eating Her Kidnapped Son

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    Nobody can deny how evil and barbaric ISIS are.

    You are happy to do nothing to stop them and you want to shout down anyone who does?
    What are you doing to stop them, may I ask?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Nobody can deny how evil and barbaric ISIS are.

    You are happy to do nothing to stop them and you want to shout down anyone who does?

    No, I'd say he just had monomaniacal keyboard warriors in mind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,133 ✭✭✭Shurimgreat


    How do you know this?

    Let me guess, she thought it was a chicken sandwich?

    As people have said, this story is rumoured to have taken place.

    No-one disputes ISIS are evil, but I don't think there is a need to embellish or make up stories about them.

    The Kurds and co are doing a good job of defeating ISIS so let them get on with it and stop worrying so much.


  • Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭DavidRamsay99


    Nodin wrote: »
    Because its rather fucking obvious.

    Is it? Explain.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭BlaasForRafa


    Mesrine65 wrote: »
    What are you doing to stop them, may I ask?

    He set up the expeditionary wing of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Balbriggan doncha know.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Is it? Explain.

    I did already
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=94530466&postcount=19

    You get very upset when people challenge the nonsense posted, I note.


  • Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭DavidRamsay99


    Nodin wrote: »
    I did already
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=94530466&postcount=19

    You get very upset when people challenge the nonsense posted, I note.

    Why do you keep dismissing this story as nonsense?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Why do you keep dismissing this story as nonsense?


    I told you. Did you read the thread or are you unable to read posts that disagree with you?
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=94530466&postcount=19


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,798 ✭✭✭karma_


    Why do you keep dismissing this story as nonsense?

    The source being a 'Sun Exclusive'. Full stop.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,767 ✭✭✭SterlingArcher


    Who running isis Erick Cartman?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭BD45


    I doubt it's true, despite how sadistic they are.

    Generally they stick to replicating the actions of Muhammad and I don't think even Muhammad did something like this.

    Muhammad ate the hearts of his victims to give him the necessary strength to conquer the world for Allah.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    BD45 wrote: »
    Muhammad ate the hearts of his victims to give him the necessary strength to conquer the world for Allah.

    Yes, and We Irish commemorate that act by our consumption of the spud in his honour.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭BlaasForRafa


    Who running isis Erick Cartman?

    Nah, it's itchy and scratchy from the Simpsons.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭BD45


    Nodin wrote: »
    Yes, and We Irish commemorate that act by our consumption of the spud in his honour.

    Fascinating. I was not aware. Potatoes are a good source of energy when one is slaying the infidels.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,240 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    How do you know this?

    Have you never been to lidl?

    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    BD45 wrote: »
    Fascinating. I was not aware. Potatoes are a good source of energy when one is slaying the infidels.

    They are. Try wielding a hurley or slashook in the name of Allah without a feed of spuds and see how far ye get.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,761 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Someone should email Jihadi John at j.john@ISIL.com to check if this is true


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Pinch Flat wrote: »
    Someone should email Jihadi John at j.john@ISIL.com to check if this is true


    And don't forget to ask for the recipe to be attached if it is.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭BD45


    Nodin wrote: »
    They are. Try wielding a hurley or slashook in the name of Allah without a feed of spuds and see how far ye get.

    True. I was exhausted after beheading a large number of infidels for the glory of Allah yesterday.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Nodin wrote: »
    Other posts have outlined some of them. Theres also the rather basic problem of having a meal prepared consisting of a specific person for another specific person when that person was not expected. Unless the son was available as a ready meal at lidl, its unlikely.

    Jihaldi had it as one of their super 6.

    The OP has come out with the idea that people grow beards to support IS so I would take anything he comes out with with a pinch of salted human flesh.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭Wide Load


    Didn't think I'd get so many laughs from an ISIS thread. After Hours delivers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭DavidRamsay99


    Wide Load wrote: »
    Didn't think I'd get so many laughs from an ISIS thread. After Hours delivers.

    A mother tricked into eating her son makes you laugh???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭Wide Load


    A mother tricked into eating her son makes you laugh???

    I mean it did on South Park so...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,133 ✭✭✭Shurimgreat


    Pinch Flat wrote: »
    Someone should email Jihadi John at j.john@ISIL.com to check if this is true

    Or ring them although the receptionist might put you on hold for a while.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    I heard they tricked the Mother into eating her own hand by frying it lightly in a tempura batter while she wasn't paying a attention.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Eutow




  • Registered Users Posts: 7,761 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Or ring them although the receptionist might put you on hold for a while.

    Wonder what their hold music is?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Pinch Flat wrote: »
    Wonder what their hold music is?

    That Arabic Sean Nos stuff. Grows on ye after a while, like a beard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,133 ✭✭✭Shurimgreat


    ISIS usually film their most brutal atrocities and so on, so if they did actually do this, they would have filmed it and it would be up on one of their online accounts now.

    They really are at the heart of it a bunch of spotty faced teenagers looking for cheap thrills and kicks. The gap year/facebook generation.

    Its a wonder they don't take selfies when beheading people.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,918 ✭✭✭circadian


    Ah yes, The Sun. The pillar of reputable investigative journalism. Never a slow news day there.


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