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Stheno

I had my golf lesson

Wang King

Stheno wrote: »

I had my golf lesson

Did you hit the ball?

Stheno

Wang King wrote: »

Did you hit the ball?

Is it normal not to hit the ball at all during a first lesson, or to skid it along the ground?

Wang King

Stheno wrote: »

Is it normal not to hit the ball at all during a first lesson, or to skid it along the ground?

Couldn't tell you, closest I ever got was pitch and putt and I couldn't lift a ball more than 6 feet off the ground

Stheno

Wang King wrote: »

Couldn't tell you, closest I ever got was pitch and putt and I couldn't lift a ball more than 6 feet off the ground

Well about 20% of the time, this happened to me.

The rest of the time, I was 70/30 where I shunted the ball a fair few feet, then I'd a few nice shots that went high and long enough that I was standing there watching it and wondering where it would land.

Twas quite enjoyable. I've ****e posture apparently though:D I bend through my shoulders, and they are now sore.

That said, I'm extremely doublejointed, and at one point I bent over backwards to relax my shoulder and my teacher nearly went into shock heehee

awec

Stheno wrote: »

Is it normal not to hit the ball at all during a first lesson, or to skid it along the ground?

It's normal to do this all the time in golf, never mind a first lesson.

Don't be thinking the game is always like the pros you see on TV.

Stheno

awec wrote: »

It's normal to do this all the time in golf, never mind a first lesson.

Don't be thinking the game is always like the pros you see on TV.

Well, I enjoyed it enough that I'm gonna have a few practice sessions at the local driving range during the week (the pro is away next week refereeing something) and have another lesson)

If I make progress on the stuff she said I need to work on, then I think I'll book a block of lessons, it's the usual deal that you get a fairly decent discount if you book a block of lessons.

I really liked her, which is important to me, so I'll see what the next two weeks lead to

I am so drunk

I am so drunk

SMRT

I mean D-R-U-N-K

Stheno

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I am so drunk

I am so drunk

SMRT

I mean D-R-U-N-K

S T E P Away from the computer

Avoid all social media

Drink more, go to sleep, and wake up in the morning wondering just what you did or said online

Stheno

Stheno wrote: »

S T E P Away from the computer

Avoid all social media

Drink more, go to sleep, and wake up in the morning wondering just what you did or said online

Nah now is a perfect time to get in touch with that ex via all avenues of social media

Stheno

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Nah now is a perfect time to get in touch with that ex via all avenues of social media

Jesus no, I'm fairly sure Venjur has a significant other half.

We don't want to be seeing him in personal issues next week, due to his drunken night out ruining his current relationship :pac:

thomond2006

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I am so drunk

I am so drunk

SMRT

I mean D-R-U-N-K

Baking soda, I got baking soda

Wang King

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I am so drunk

I am so drunk

SMRT

I mean D-R-U-N-K

Take it from someone who knows, one word......permaban!!!

thomond2006

Permaban is impossible if you are a John Hayes ligind fan.

thomond2006

thomond2006 wrote: »

Permaban is impossible if you are a John Hayes ligind fan.

Sure isn't everyone a John Hayes fan. I can just imagine him now, coming in off the farm, washing his hands and getting little ROG off to bed. "Bull, Bull, tell me again about that drop goal I put over against Northampton"... "Well, ROG, it was the 83rd minute and we were one point down...."

Stheno

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Sure isn't everyone a John Hayes fan. I can just imagine him now, coming in off the farm, washing his hands and getting little ROG off to bed. "Bull, Bull, tell me again about that drop goal I put over against Northampton"... "Well, ROG, it was the 83rd minute and we were one point down...."

I don't even remember John Hayes, how old are you?:pac:

stephen_n

Stheno wrote: »

I don't even remember John Hayes, how old are you?:pac:

You've probably just made Thomond cry on his keyboard!

Stheno

stephen_n wrote: »

You've probably just made Thomond cry on his keyboard!

I know! I posted it for the craic!

His ugly skull is seared in my memory, second only to the horror of Flannery

Wang King

Stheno wrote: »

I know! I posted it for the craic!

His ugly skull is seared in my memory

Ah ffs....thomond isn't that fugly!!

Stheno

Wang King wrote: »

Ah ffs....thomond isn't that fugly!!

Cripes I lost an entire sentence, I was referring to Hayes

stephen_n

Stheno wrote: »

I know! I posted it for the craic!

His ugly skull is seared in my memory, second only to the horror of Flannery

Ah would you not have a soft spot for the bull welling up during Ireland's call
Ok Flannery fair enough, he didn't miss a branch when he fell out of the ugly tree lol

Ouch.

Wang King

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Ouch.

Do you have a head booboo? Want Wang to kiss it and make it all better ?

Wang King

Wang King wrote: »

Do you have a head booboo? Want Wang to kiss it and make it all better ?

Well now I'm both hung over and a bit weirded the f*ck out

Wang King

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Well now I'm both hung over and a bit weirded the f*ck out

Just a bit?..... I'm losing my touch

awec

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Ouch.

Tried drinking a few raw eggs to cure it?

awec

awec wrote: »

Tried drinking a few raw eggs to cure it?

Nah, just have a bit of a headache. Feel like I've been tackled in mid air by Jared Payne.





ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOh SNAP

Stheno

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Well now I'm both hung over and a bit weirded the f*ck out

Why are you weirded out?

Stheno

stephen_n wrote: »

Ah would you not have a soft spot for the bull welling up during Ireland's call
Ok Flannery fair enough, he didn't miss a branch when he fell out of the ugly tree lol

True enough

stephen_n

awec wrote: »

Tried drinking a few raw eggs to cure it?

What's wrong with raw eggs? Those cooked ones would make you hurl!