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Irish obsession with turf?

  • 30-12-2014 6:02pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 503 ✭✭✭


    In comparison to coal there is a lot less heat out of it, doesn't last near as long and when labor, storage and transportation are taken into account I don't think it is cheap at all.

    What's the big fascination with it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    **Waits for TheBackwardsMan to preach**


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Because turf grows in the bog beside me, coal doesn't


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Paging TheBackwardsMan to thread please!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Because it reminds me of home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭Triboro


    thestar wrote: »
    In comparison to coal there is a lot less heat out of it, doesn't last near as long and when labor, storage and transportation are taken into account I don't think it is cheap at all.

    What's the big fascination with it?

    Tradition I guess! Glad I have the stove full of it this evening anyway.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 423 ✭✭The Bould Rabbit


    Turf smells nicer than coal.




    EDIT : That's when its burning in the fire like. Lest anyone think I go around sniffing lumps and sods of the stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭muslimstudent


    It is okay to get the fire going but coal is far superior to generate heat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    I pity the fools who have to shovel solid fuel in to their stoves every day.

    I much prefer to fick a switch or set it on timer to come on before I wake up. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭muslimstudent


    mad muffin wrote: »
    I pity the fools who have to shovel solid fuel in to their stoves every day.

    I much prefer to fick a switch or set it on timer to come on before I wake up. :pac:

    Me too but the wife prefers the ambiance that a fireplace creates.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 945 ✭✭✭WhiteWalls


    Me too but the wife prefers the ambiance that a fireplace creates.

    virtual fire?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Because turf grows in the bog beside me, coal doesn't


    And you can bury people in a bog. Try doing that with a bag of coal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭heldel00


    Because it cost us 250 euro and will fill our fire for the whole year with some left over for next year.
    ( I wasn't near a bog until I moved in with my husband two years ago. We always just had sticks. Oh god I miss sticks :()


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Me too but the wife prefers the ambiance that a fireplace creates.

    So does my wife. So I told her if you want to use the fire place you maintain it. Soon put a stop to her wants. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,172 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    thestar wrote: »
    What's the big fascination with it?

    Michael Collins used it as a weapon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Fire! Kill it with fire!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Potatoes wouldnt burn


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    heldel00 wrote: »
    Because it cost us 250 euro and will fill our fire for the whole year with some left over for next year.
    ( I wasn't near a bog until I moved in with my husband two years ago. We always just had sticks. Oh god I miss sticks :()


    You must be delighted to have some of last years turf left over?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 945 ✭✭✭WhiteWalls


    heldel00 wrote: »
    Because it cost us 250 euro and will fill our fire for the whole year with some left over for next year.
    ( I wasn't near a bog until I moved in with my husband two years ago. We always just had sticks. Oh god I miss sticks :()

    250euro of turf would not be enough for a year


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    Open fires are stupid yokes that make your house cold.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,172 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Open fires are stupid yokes that make your house cold.

    Mine doesn't.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭muslimstudent


    Stoves are more efficient than open fires.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Open fires are stupid yokes that make your house cold.

    Try lighting it then


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭heldel00


    WhiteWalls wrote: »
    250euro of turf would not be enough for a year

    Yes it is if our neighbour owns the bog


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭heldel00


    kneemos wrote: »
    You must be delighted to have some of last years turf left over?

    Of course


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    WhiteWalls wrote: »
    250euro of turf would not be enough for a year
    More than enough, My stove is on 20 hours a day, heating 14 radiators and all the hot water you could want, and I wouldn't burn €200 in the year. I mostly burn good black sausage ones mind, hopper are a bit dearer and not as good value imo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 945 ✭✭✭WhiteWalls


    heldel00 wrote: »
    Yes it is if our neighbour owns the bog

    sorry I did my sums wrong, 50 yards?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    kneemos wrote: »
    You must be delighted to have some of last years turf left over?
    I only started on last year's turf a fortnight ago.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    Stoves are more efficient than open fires.

    Coal burns too hot for most stoves. So ya burn trees or turf in it instead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    jive_bunny wrote: »
    i have a bog but i pay 50 euro per hopper to get it cut , add in about thirty hours work to turn , foot etc and its an incredibly time consuming exercise

    Great exercise though ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    jive_bunny wrote: »
    i have a bog but i pay 50 euro per hopper to get it cut , add in about thirty hours work to turn , foot etc and its an incredibly time consuming exercise
    Time consuming me arse!

    Where else would you want to be on a warm summer's evening? Lying in watching Eastenders and scratching your hole? In some beer garden with wasps and kids and drunken bores everywhere?

    Turf give you fresh air, exercise and a oneness with nature that you won't get anywhere else, and you get to heat your house for next to nothing as a bonus.

    I don't believe in God, but if I did, I'd get down on my knees and thank the bejaysus out of him for creating turf!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,782 ✭✭✭dmc17


    Time consuming me arse!

    Where else would you want to be on a warm summer's evening? Lying in watching Eastenders and scratching your hole? In some beer garden with wasps and kids and drunken bores everywhere?

    Turf give you fresh air, exercise and a oneness with nature that you won't get anywhere else, and you get to heat your house for next to nothing as a bonus.

    I don't believe in God, but if I did, I'd get down on my knees and thank the bejaysus out of him for creating turf!

    On a train bound for nowhere!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    I don't believe in God, but if I did, I'd get down on my knees and thank the bejaysus out of him for creating turf!

    Turf you are and unto turf you shall return.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭heldel00


    WhiteWalls wrote: »
    sorry I did my sums wrong, 50 yards?

    ???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 651 ✭✭✭AboutaWeekAgo


    Can't bate a nice turf sandwich after a day in the bog!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 945 ✭✭✭WhiteWalls


    heldel00 wrote: »
    ???

    50 yards at 5e per yard for the man that cuts it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,816 ✭✭✭Baggy Trousers


    It is okay to get the fire going but coal is far superior to generate heat.

    Good dry turf can give great heat in a stove and is dirt cheap if you save it yourself or buy in bulk. Also coal is filthy.
    The best option really is turf + dry logs. The turf sustains the fire while the wood provides high heat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    I bring in turf for my aunt sometimes.

    It struck me that it's just dried mud.

    Yet deny men the right to cut turf and you'll have death threats and excrement in the mail.

    Who would want to rule this country?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    jive_bunny wrote: »
    turf is more expensive if you put any kind of value on time
    Not if you have child labour available to you.

    Cheap fuel AND cut down on your childcare costs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 650 ✭✭✭csallmighty



    Turf give you fresh air, exercise and a oneness with nature that you won't get anywhere else, and you get to heat your house for next to nothing as a bonus.

    Don't forget the cleggs and the midges.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    jive_bunny wrote: »
    with the price of oil today , turf is more expensive if you put any kind of value on time

    FYP.

    Plus you can get it done weekends and in the long evenings. If the feckin midgets stay away its quite pleasant.

    Wife has an uncle who goes to the bog and regularly takes all his clothes off - you gotta worry about that gene pool :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    I burn briquettes in a stove, living room is nice and toasty and we've cut our oil bill by 2/3.

    However, I help a neighbour bring home his turf every year. Back breaking work, but I don't mind that. It's when we go to the pub and the turf tales are told, sweet jebus they like to talk about good dry black turf, laugh at the guy who always leaves it too late to draw the turf home, how such and such is not worth a sh1te on the bog, hasn't a clue how to foot turf and on and on and on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    cml387 wrote: »
    I bring in turf for my aunt sometimes.

    It struck me that it's just dried mud.

    Yet deny men the right to cut turf and you'll have death threats and excrement in the mail.

    Who would want to rule this country?

    That's turf and we call it "in the post" over here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Connemara Farmer


    thestar wrote: »
    What's the big fascination with it?

    It's traditional, if you own a bog then you can harvest your own fuel.

    With laws now attempting to ban people cutting it it just becomes more important.

    I prefer timber but like the idea of turf, and people cutting it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    It's traditional, if you own a bog then you can harvest your own fuel.

    With laws now attempting to ban people cutting it it just becomes more important.

    I prefer timber but like the idea of turf, and people cutting it!

    I like the yoke they use for cutting turf. Looks like a massive chainsaw that goes onto the back of a tractor. Looks way more daycent than an actual chainsaw


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 72 ✭✭ewinslet


    thestar wrote: »
    In comparison to coal there is a lot less heat out of it, doesn't last near as long and when labor, storage and transportation are taken into account I don't think it is cheap at all.

    What's the big fascination with it?

    The fascination is that the whole bloody midlands is comprised of turf. The land is sh1te. Turf is their only livelihood.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    boobar wrote: »
    However, I help a neighbour bring home his turf every year. Back breaking work, but I don't mind that. It's when we go to the pub and the turf tales are told, sweet jebus they like to talk about good dry black turf, laugh at the guy who always leaves it too late to draw the turf home, how such and such is not worth a sh1te on the bog, hasn't a clue how to foot turf and on and on and on.
    Footing turf is very competitive. There is a culchie convention that you at least offer to help your bog-neighbour after footing your own load. Some people think that's altruism. No. That's total showboating.

    And don't bet me started on those shirkers who buy their turf in by the fertilizer-bag.

    Turf snobbery does be vicious.
    ewinslet wrote: »
    The fascination is that the whole bloody midlands is comprised of turf. The land is sh1te. Turf is their only livelihood.
    jive_bunny wrote: »
    the midlands has loads of great land

    Want good land? Follow the Protestants. Loads of Protestants in the midlands. Q.E.D.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Don't forget the cleggs and the midges.

    As much a part of Irish fauna as you our I.

    When they start it's time to head home though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,816 ✭✭✭Baggy Trousers


    I just filled the basket of turf for today. Even looking at a big basket of nice turf makes me smile. I don't know what it is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    I just filled the basket of turf for today. Even looking at a big basket of nice turf makes me smile. I don't know what it is.

    Probably turf.Going by the evidence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,782 ✭✭✭dmc17


    kneemos wrote: »
    Probably turf.Going by the evidence.

    A big basket of nice turf, on closer inspection.


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