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If you were guaranteed to get away with it Basil?

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    #32
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    have an abortion.


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    #33
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Sclosages wrote: »
    I want to see what you would do DESPITE the secondary (non-judiciary) consequences. You're immune from direct personal consquences. Immune from fines, imprisonment etc. But, you will have to carry the guilt (if you feel it). The old niggling conscience.
    But the reason I'm not murdering and stealing now has little to do with the law. I have no desire to do those things. Even without legal consequences for stealing I'd still be known as a thief which would diminish my opportunities in the future.


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    #34
    The One Doctor
    Registered Users Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    I'd be the equivalent of the Stainless Steel Rat.


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    #35
    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    bodice ripper wrote: »
    have an abortion.

    Give you an abortion.


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    #36
    endacl
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    I'd never pay for parking again, and I'd always put my feet up on the seat.


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    #37
    Manach
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,669 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    The OP's type of image scenario takes place in virtual cyberspace. In games or such worlds, people have a wide range of possible actions. However, even in such sandboxes, so reach for a Hollywoodised term "What we do in life echos in eternity" thus there is always a block on actions if one is to act in a manner consistent with honour.


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    #38
    KKkitty
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    DeadHand wrote: »
    I'd punt Twink's dog into the jet engine of a boeing 747.

    Leave the dog alone and just put Twink in it.


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    #39
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    I'd park where ever I feckin wanted to.

    Poke that with a stick!


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    #40
    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Just realised. We are talking about the Purge…


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    #41
    DoomZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 166 ✭✭DoomZ


    Probably frame my bosses for something...get them a few yrs behind bars to soften them up a bit.


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    #42
    bodice ripper
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    mad muffin wrote: »
    Give you an abortion.


    free abortion!


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    #43
    obriendj
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    If murder was legal or just a misdemeanor...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQUr2RkjykU


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    #44
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    mad muffin wrote: »
    I'd indulge in a wee bit O' sheep buggery…

    Would you do anything new?


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    #45
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    bodice ripper wrote: »
    free abortion!

    Can I be the reason for your abortion?


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    #46
    Sclosages
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 489 ✭✭Sclosages


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Nothing I don't do already, I live by what I think is right, not what somebody tells me is right. Most laws are for our good. I wouldn't murder or steal or anything because you should think through what you do and come to a decision as to why you do it. If you are not raping, killing and stealing because you are afraid of getting caught then I would think some introspection should be done.


    And we have a living saint! :cool:


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    #47
    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    smcgiff wrote: »
    Would you do anything new?

    I'd use some aftershave?


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    #48
    The_Valeyard
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    bodice ripper wrote: »
    free abortion!

    But I wanted a miniature flag instead :(


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    #49
    padd b1975
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    I'd like to reserve the right to commit one murder, no questions asked.


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    #50
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    Molester Stallone II wrote: »
    Can I be the reason for your abortion?


    In keeping with the spirit of the thread, there should be a nominal fee.


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    #51
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    But I wanted a miniature flag instead :(


    STEAL ALL THE FLAGS


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    #52
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    bodice ripper wrote: »
    In keeping with the spirit of the thread, there should be a nominal fee.

    Oh go on...how much will you pay me?


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    #53
    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    bodice ripper wrote: »
    STEAL ALL THE FLAGS

    That's just going to far… MONSTER!!! :eek:


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    #54
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    Molester Stallone II wrote: »
    Oh go on...how much will you pay me?


    one hit of meth


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    #55
    dark crystal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    StormWarrior wrote: »
    I'd murder my neighbour and her dog because that fcvking thing never stops barking. .

    Oh God, this. I have exactly the same problem. Got so bad one morning, I seriously considered harming the poor fecker. When it comes down to it, though, law or no law, I could never harm an animal. I'd hate myself for doing it.

    I could probably rob a bank without it weighing on my conscience any, though.


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    #56
    Wanderer2010
    Registered Users Posts: 6,668 ✭✭✭Wanderer2010


    costadeldole wrote: »
    Murder.
    Specifically pedophiles and child abusers.
    I have to admit I would get immense pleasure from it.
    I don't agree with forgiveness, rehabilitation, or incarceration for these criminals.
    It should be execution, nothing less.
    If I were granted a licence to kill by the state, I would happily make it my life's work and give it my all.

    Would you actually be able to pull the trigger though? Its not like the movies where people are dispatched cleanly in one shot with minimum blood and gore, then you have the begging not to do it, the pleading in your victims eyes etc. Saying and doing it are very different.


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    #57
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    bodice ripper wrote: »
    one hit of meth

    Sold! to the lady with the manky teeth and wonky breasts!


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    #58
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I wouldn't kill just for the sake of killing, I'd draw up a list of people I want dead and then pay someone else to do it. It wouldn't be a very long list, only about 3 or four people thinking off the top of my head.:D


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    #59
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    I wouldn't kill just for the sake of killing, I'd draw up a list of people I want dead and then pay someone else to do it.
    Then you could just not pay the person you paid to murder the people as your act you want to get away with.


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    #60
    BBJBIG
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭BBJBIG


    I'd loike to kill and eat another Human Being.
    Saves Muny - plenty of Food just walkin around outsoide the front door
    on 2 Legs ... and all for Free !!! !!! !!!

    I have a book which shows the best parts of de Human to eat.
    If I ever run short of Muny, this ** WILL BE ** an option for Food for me.

    And, all the peeple being buried and cremated every day of the week ... and, others
    starving with the hunger in this wurld !!! FFS !!! Ridiculous !!!

    There are also Human Beings that I would kill because they are just pure Evil Kunts and Scums.
    Think - Bankers, Developers and failed Politicians on 150,000+ Shamrocks a year ... for Scratchin
    de Balls all day long.

    I would tie them in a bag .... and, hang the bag upside down from the branch of a Tree.
    Then - I would beat the bag with baseball bats .... listening to them Squeal loike the Big
    Fat Pigs at the Trough that they are .... until they vomit up their organs.

    After that - I would frogmarch one of their next of Kin to pour a sup of Petrol over the Bag .... and, burn
    de Bastards .... sending em off to see Jesus well ahead of their due arrival date.

    Some peeple need to be taught de hard lesson.

    ----

    Is that good enuf for you, OP ?


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    Sclosages
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 489 ✭✭Sclosages


    BBJBIG wrote: »
    I'd loike to kill and eat another Human Being.
    Saves Muny - plenty of Food just walkin around outsoide the front door
    on 2 Legs ... and all for Free !!! !!! !!!

    I have a book which shows the best parts of de Human to eat.
    If I ever run short of Muny, this ** WILL BE ** an option for Food for me.

    And, all the peeple being buried and cremated every day of the week ... and, others
    starving with the hunger in this wurld !!! FFS !!! Ridiculous !!!

    There are also Human Beings that I would kill because they are just pure Evil Kunts and Scums.
    Think - Bankers, Developers and failed Politicians on 150,000+ Shamrocks a year ... for Scratchin
    de Balls all day long.

    I would tie them in a bag .... and, hang the bag upside down from the branch of a Tree.
    Then - I would beat the bag with baseball bats .... listening to them Squeal loike the Big
    Fat Pigs at the Trough that they are .... until they vomit up their organs.

    After that - I would frogmarch one of their next of Kin to pour a sup of Petrol over the Bag .... and, burn
    de Bastards .... sending em off to see Jesus well ahead of their due arrival date.

    Some peeple need to be taught de hard lesson.

    ----

    Is that good enuf for you, OP ?


    As I google 'is there a reward for reporting mentallers' I say to you 'Well done man! Let it out of ya there!'


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