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No longer attracted to my girlfriend

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    #32
    Mongfinder General
    Registered Users Posts: 1,993 ✭✭✭Mongfinder General


    Whatever the fcuk you do don't get her pregnant.


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    #33
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Wabbit Ears wrote: »
    Boost her self esteem. make here a photo book of lovely pictures from when she was thin with a big opening poetic caption like, 'Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what else they are? Not fat, like you'

    And that started out so nice.


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    #34
    Wabbit Ears
    Registered Users Posts: 3,042 ✭✭✭Wabbit Ears


    Mongfinder General wrote: »
    Whatever the fcuk you do don't get her pregnant.

    That's one of the good side effects of her recent elephantiasis, it screws with their ability to get pregnant so whenever he does get the Dutch courage to harpoon that whale there's way less chance of a baby walrus.


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    #35
    neil_hosey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    you could probably sell her here:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057196616


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    #36
    Mongfinder General
    Registered Users Posts: 1,993 ✭✭✭Mongfinder General


    It'd be safer going in up the muck.


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    #37
    Pwindedd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Pwindedd


    nails1 wrote: »
    Yes the weight gain is because of comfort eating and pure laziness. She also quit smoking so this hasn't helped either in terms of extra weight.

    That was me 2 years ago. I went to the doctors looking for a miracle cure for my weight gain. Doctor told me to watch my diet and join the gym. I knew all this anyway. My husband had told me. But hearing it from a professional gave me the start I needed to take action. I've lost 35 pounds now. Seriously help her if you can but it has to come from her, not you. I can't really give you any more advice. Except to be as supportive as you can. Good luck. You sound like you love her and if you want it to work it will. Why don't you suggest a sponsored walk or something active for a charity. If you do it together she will enjoy the time and may want to keep it up. Cook her a nice healthy meal. Make it special. You may have a little fun along the way.


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    #38
    Paco Rodriguez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 701 ✭✭✭Paco Rodriguez


    Ah would ye give over about the shallowness. It's the Ops future. Why should he be a martyr for the PC brigade?

    The gf is different from how they first met. Whether it's right or wrong looks is a major part in attraction.


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    #39
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Every time she asks you what she should wear, pick out something that used to fit her... She'll get the hint!


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    #40
    Candy_Girl
    Registered Users Posts: 474 ✭✭Candy_Girl


    myshirt wrote: »
    The difference between a wife and a girlfriend, no doubt, is about 3 stone.

    And vice versa :D


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    #41
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,969 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Pwindedd wrote: »
    That was me 2 years ago. I went to the doctors looking for a miracle cure for my weight gain. Doctor told me to watch my diet and join the gym. I knew all this anyway. My husband had told me. But hearing it from a professional gave me the start I needed to take action. I've lost 35 pounds now. Seriously help her if you can but it has to come from her, not you. I can't really give you any more advice. Except to be as supportive as you can. Good luck. You sound like you love her and if you want it to work it will. Why don't you suggest a sponsored walk or something active for a charity. If you do it together she will enjoy the time and may want to keep it up. Cook her a nice healthy meal. Make it special. You may have a little fun along the way.

    Wow thats great! Well done you!


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    #42
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,087 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Fat Chicks need lovin too OP, but they gotta pay.

    Tell her to crossdress as Santa for you and she may get the hint, if not have a jolly time with old saint nick. :D


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    #43
    looking_around
    Registered Users Posts: 2,491 ✭✭✭looking_around


    if it's just the weight that's bothering you, then that's shallow.
    but it's likely not just that. Normally with dramatic weight change comes dramatic lifestyle change.

    Other than "being lazy" and "comfort eating", what was her lifestyle like before? What were her food choices like? did she do much walking etc? why did she quit the fags?(if it was for health, she may appreciate encouragement....encouragement now, things like "lets go for a walk"....if it was for finances though, has their been other cuts that maybe is getting her down? hence the comfort eating? )


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    #44
    fermanagh_man
    Registered Users Posts: 810 ✭✭✭fermanagh_man


    Chances are you break up with her, she loses weight and becomes hotter than ever just to spite ye


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    #45
    supersean1999
    Registered Users Posts: 2,465 ✭✭✭supersean1999


    Op i think its fecked. If you cant look across the couch and want to rip the clothes off your gf. Imagine how ****** you will be after you have knocked a few kids out of her.


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    #46
    efb
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    Maybe she thinks your not worth the effort???


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    #47
    Tail Docker
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    Is he still going out with the heavy burd?


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    #48
    myshirt
    Registered Users Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Candy_Girl wrote: »
    And vice versa :D

    Ammm... no... not true at all.

    Very universally known that the bulk of women pile on the weight following marriage. Yes there might be men, but I'd be confident nothing of consequence.


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    #49
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    SCOOP 64 wrote: »
    Why do women always start off slim?

    They have a plan.


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    #50
    myshirt
    Registered Users Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Lisha wrote: »
    No we don't. We just eat more than we should.

    And ye also do more stuff, imho


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    #51
    Ann84
    Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭Ann84


    SCOOP 64 wrote: »
    Why do women always start off slim?

    Why do most men start off with a full head of hair?

    :)


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    #52
    Candy_Girl
    Registered Users Posts: 474 ✭✭Candy_Girl


    myshirt wrote: »
    Ammm... no... not true at all.

    Very universally known that the bulk of women pile on the weight following marriage. Yes there might be men, but I'd be confident nothing of consequence.

    Ah I must have been in the minority so...


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    #53
    MistyCheese
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    Propose. She'll want to shed the weight for the wedding. Job done.

    Just don't get too big of a wedding cake.


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    #54
    Mongfinder General
    Registered Users Posts: 1,993 ✭✭✭Mongfinder General


    efb wrote: »
    Maybe she thinks your not worth the effort???



    Maybe the competition is fatter.


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    #55
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Some day when she's away for a few hours, get all the clothes she used to wear when you first met and she was slim and put them in her wardrobe, drawers etc and hide all the clothes she wears at the moment. She'll soon get the message.


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    #56
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,358 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Lisha wrote: »
    No we don't. We just eat more than we should.

    So , how you doin ?


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    #57
    Soups123
    Registered Users Posts: 8,967 ✭✭✭Soups123


    Mongfinder General wrote: »
    Maybe the competition is fatter.

    If she keeps piling it on he'll need help from a mingfinder not a mongfinder.....


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    #58
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 37,244 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Mongfinder General wrote: »
    Whatever the fcuk you do don't get her pregnant.

    Maybe he already did?

    We sat again for an hour and a half discussing maps and figures and always getting back to that most damnable creation of the perverted ingenuity of man - the County of Tyrone.

    H. H. Asquith



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    #59
    nullzero
    Registered Users Posts: 16,370 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    ****


    Might I add... No fat chicks.

    Glazers Out!



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    #60
    JuliusCaesar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    myshirt wrote: »
    Ammm... no... not true at all.

    Very universally known that the bulk of women pile on the weight following marriage. Yes there might be men, but I'd be confident nothing of consequence.

    Hmm, most men develop a jowly look, a slight pot, a bit of a well-fed and I-no-longer-have-to-work-for-it look after marriage.


    Then it all goes downhill.


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    #61
    kstand
    Registered Users Posts: 1,248 ✭✭✭kstand


    You have 2 options.
    1. Turn to drink and when she takes you up on it tell her you said nothing when she started eating.
    2. Tell her she's going running after Christmas. Get a bike and cut a good ash plant and put her out running and if she starts slowing down or walking, use the plant.


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