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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    My entire face fits in one cup of my bra. It needs more than a piece of wire to hold up. Need scaffolding :(

    Welcome to my world...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Welcome to my world...


    Me too. I inexplicably went from C to D lately for no reason. :eek: It's like they just woke up one morning and went, "here lads, will we build it up a bit so that all her underwear is redundant?!" :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    10 from 12 balls needed. (Thats the cricket BTW).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    The fact that someone can receive almost 136 grand for straining themselves avoiding some cereal boxes falling off the shelf in a supermarket. Yes folks, almost 136 grand for straining yourself.:rolleyes:

    I read one witty remark on the case.

    "It's just as well it was not a box of cornflakes, 'cos they are full of iron":D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Trigger shame it wasn't a few bob. I have been know to secrete cash and my mobile in my bra

    Lucky phone, wha'?? :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    jim lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Me too. I inexplicably went from C to D lately for no reason. :eek: It's like they just woke up one morning and went, "here lads, will we build it up a bit so that all her underwear is redundant?!" :mad:

    ONW's Boobage begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 am Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug...

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    And Ireland win!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Ire 279-8

    Posted at 49.2 overs
    Dockrell hits the ball into the air, two fielders converge, but neither can take it, they run a second and Ireland have won!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Me too. I inexplicably went from C to D lately for no reason. :eek: It's like they just woke up one morning and went, "here lads, will we build it up a bit so that all her underwear is redundant?!" :mad:

    I remember the last time I was a D cup... think I was 18 :pac:

    I *still* seem to change size every 6-12 months, I have bras in about 5 different cup/band combinations.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Vel


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Me too. I inexplicably went from C to D lately for no reason. :eek: It's like they just woke up one morning and went, "here lads, will we build it up a bit so that all her underwear is redundant?!" :mad:

    If snotty noses, green poo and various other horrendous substances that infants emit from their orrifices aren't enough to curb your broodiness, let me advise you that my once magnificent chest is a shadow of its former self after having three kids. And I didn't even breastfeed :mad::rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    For my confirmation I was in a C bra. I'm E now but own an F from debenhams and it fits perfectly. Topple over one of these days


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    For my confirmation I was in a C bra. I'm E now but own an F from debenhams and it fits perfectly. Topple over one of these days

    Ah yes, "Norma Stits" designer label. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Reminded of this from another thread. When someone says, "you'll be hearing from my solicitor". Are you trying to intimidate? This is 2015, everyone has access to a f.ucking solicitor and nobody is afraid of them anymore. Also, he is not your solicitor. He is not sitting in his office monitoring your every transaction and just waiting to represent you. You definitely cannot afford that. Not to mention the fact that what you are getting so het up about is not worthy of litigation anyway so even if you did call "your solicitor", he'd rightly tell you to shove it where the sun don't f.ucking shine :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    I'm getting all hot and bothered reading this thread for some reason. Not able for it.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    From the recent posts here, it looks like we need to arrange a TTTAY trampoline day :cool:

    That is my most childish comment of the day, I promise.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    I'm getting all hot and bothered reading this thread for some reason. Not able for it.

    Gooters! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    BB do you want the TTAY ladies to have black eyes ? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    From the recent posts here, it looks like we need to arrange a TTTAY trampoline day :cool:

    That is my most childish comment of the day, I promise.


    I feel violated. I shall report you to an AH mod. Oh wait.....damn....

    I think we could mix up the trampoline event with a wet t-shirt competition oh and a tightest skinny jean one for them men too....all things being equal :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Vel


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Reminded of this from another thread. When someone says, "you'll be hearing from my solicitor". Are you trying to intimidate? This is 2015, everyone has access to a f.ucking solicitor and nobody is afraid of them anymore. Also, he is not your solicitor. He is not sitting in his office monitoring your every transaction and just waiting to represent you. You definitely cannot afford that. Not to mention the fact that what you are getting so het up about is not worthy of litigation anyway so even if you did call "your solicitor", he'd rightly tell you to shove it where the sun don't f.ucking shine :(

    This!

    And in fact you wouldn't even get through to 'your' solicitor directly so it would be his PA telling you to shove it where the sun doesn't shine!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    I worked in a law firm for 4 years and you attract a special kind of crazy


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I feel violated. I shall report you to an AH mod. Oh wait.....damn....

    I think we could mix up the trampoline event with a wet t-shirt competition oh and a tightest skinny jean one for them men too....all things being equal :D
    I refuse to wear skinny jeans, but i'll throw on my joggings/meggings/spatz no bother.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    BB in meggings #KantKope


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I feel violated. I shall report you to an AH mod. Oh wait.....damn....

    I think we could mix up the trampoline event with a wet t-shirt competition oh and a tightest skinny jean one for them men too....all things being equal :D

    A "Wet Banana Hammock" competition for the men:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Been puppy sitting with my OH in my sister's house for the last few days. He's gone home now but I have to wait here until later. I'm TA'd that I want to play and the puppy just wants to sleep - and fart. I think we've worn her out. Either that or the calming doggie music I put on for her last night is still having an effect. Her little puppy dreams are so cute! I'm completely in love with her now of course. It'll be hard to leave her but I must admit I'm homesick. I want my own bed. I feel so dirty too, I don't think my clothes will ever be free of dog hair! Or dog smell!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    A "Wet Banana Hammock" competition for the men:D

    And a Budgie smuggling event.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Rosie Rant wrote: »
    Been puppy sitting with my OH in my sister's house for the last few days. He's gone home now but I have to wait here until later. I'm TA'd that I want to play and the puppy just wants to sleep - and fart. I think we've worn her out. Either that or the calming doggie music I put on for her last night is still having an effect. Her little puppy dreams are so cute! I'm completely in love with her now of course. It'll be hard to leave her but I must admit I'm homesick. I want my own bed. I feel so dirty too, I don't think my clothes will ever be free of dog hair! Or dog smell!

    When you get a puppy you think it's going to be non-stop playing and doing funny stuff all day long when in reality it's 60% sleeping, 20% toilet training, 10% eating and 10% playing :P
    I love the puppy smell. If you sniff behind their ears or their chest, it's like heaven.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    My puppy is so naughty. He's started putting his paws on my arm/shoulder when I'm eating. I feel bad when I give out to him, his loyal little face looking all dejected :( so ignore him and he starts hitting me with his paw. I wouldn't eat into his little face so he ends up getting most of what I'm eating.

    He won't eat raw meat, he won't eat dog food, he won't eat from his bowl. So I have to buy discounted almost gone off meat from tesco, and cook it for him, and let him eat from my hand.

    I wrapped him up last night in his blanket with a hot water bottle and a pillow and he was asleep in no time at all. That dog is not right in the head


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    In our office you don't even get through to the PA (me), you get stuck with the receptionist, who really does know nothing about the cases so isn't necessarily lying when she says "I don't know anything about your case" :pac:

    26sdrawkcab I was that Receptionist


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    And a Budgie smuggling event.

    "Wanna see how a tower-crane operator carries his Thermos up the ladder to the cab with no hands??" :D


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